Hamburg Hemorrhoids · Brusosa Bowl · NFL

Player		Week 9			Rank		Fantasy					Availability
Hamburg Hemorrhoids
Name		Opp	FPts		2025		Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season			Status
IRDaniel Jones QB IND (11)		@PITL 20-27	23.5		18		1.4↓	13.07↓	16.45	20.9 271.95 Total		Locked	QB
Christian McCaffrey RB SF (14)		@NYGW 34-24	35.8		1		10.2↓	25.13	22.3	25.5 433.6 Total		Locked	RB
IRJavonte Williams RB DAL (10)		ARIL 17-27	11.8		11		13.4	12.6	14.2	16.7 267.3 Total		Locked	RB/WR
DK Metcalf WR PIT (5)		INDW 27-20	1.6		26		7.2↓	13.67	12.22	12.4 185.7 Total		Locked	WR
QNico Collins WR HOU (6)		DENL 15-18	14.5		8		8.7↓	14.53	16.44	15.1 226.2 Total		Locked	RB/WR
Jake Ferguson TE DAL (10)		ARIL 17-27	7.5		7		1↓	4.33↓	5.38	10 170.1 Total		Locked	TE
Eddy Pineiro K SF (14)		@NYGW 34-24	12		14		4↓	7.33	9.6	9.8 137 Total		Locked	K
Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR (8)		NOW 34-10	7.83		9		18.42↑	14.75	11.52	11.5 195.16 Total		Locked	D/ST
Devin White LB LV (8)		JACL 29-30	12		3		7.75	7.58	10.05	8.5 145.25 Total		Locked	DB/EDR/IL/LB
Nate Landman LB LAR (8)		NOW 34-10	3.5		13		2.5↓	4.17↓	4.85	6.6 113 Total		Locked	DB/EDR/IL/LB

Benched
Caleb Williams QB CHI (5)		@CINW 47-42	44.5		6		18.7	25	22.94	22.6 384.6 Total		Locked	BN
Jalen Hurts QB PHI (9)		BYE	—		9		10↓	19.8	16.86	22.6 362.3 Total		Locked	BN
D'Andre Swift RB CHI (5)		@CINW 47-42	—		15		6.8↓	13.23	15.4	15.8 253.1 Total		Locked	BN
Stefon Diggs WR NE (14)		ATLW 24-23	12.3		16		6.3↓	17.9	12.68	12.1 205.3 Total		Locked	BN
IRWan'Dale Robinson WR NYG (14)		SFL 24-34	11.6		17		22.3↑	13.8	16.28	12.7 202.9 Total		Locked	BN
Kayshon Boutte WR NE (14)		ATLW 24-23	0		48		4.4↓	4↓	5.5	8.9 124.1 Total		Locked	BN
Terry McLaurin WR WAS (12)		SEAL 14-38	—		53		9.7	9.6	10.86	11.6 115.7 Total		Locked	BN
Hunter Henry TE NE (14)		ATLW 24-23	9.1		6		9.1	12.33	10.22	10.1 171.8 Total		Locked	BN
Juwan Johnson TE NO (11)		@LARL 10-34	11.6		10		7.6	11.83	9.66	9.6 163.9 Total		Locked	BN
Foyesade Oluokun LB JAC (8)		@LVW 30-29	8.25		12		5.5	7.33	6.6	6.7 113.25 Total		Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
Jayden Reed WR GB (5)		CARL 13-16	—		118		6.6	7.23	6.1	7.2 43.5 Total		Locked	IR

Taxi Squad
Woody Marks RB HOU (6)		DENL 15-18	2.7		31		8.3	10.2	11.18	10.3 164.1 Total		Locked	TAXI

Record

5-9

Points

1,830.83-1,879.03

Waiver Priority

1st

Rank

10

Owner

Last Lineup Change

Fri 12/12/25 1:12 AM

Roster

Illegal

3 QB 1-4
3 RB 2-6
6 WR 1-7
3 TE 1-3
1 K 1-3
1 D/ST 1-3
0 CB 0-3
0 S 0-3
0 EDR 0-3
0 IL 0-3
3 LB 0-3
10 Start 10 max
1 IR 1 max
1 TAXI 1 max
20 Active 20 max
22 Total 22 max