Hamburg Hemorrhoids · Brusosa Bowl · NFL

Player		Week 18				Rank		Fantasy					Availability
Hamburg Hemorrhoids
Name		Opp	Proj	Actual		2025		Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season			Status
Jalen Hurts QB PHI (9)		WASSun 4:25 PM	23.48	—		8		10↓	19.8	16.86	22.6 362.3 Total		Locked	QB
Christian McCaffrey RB SF (14)		SEASat 8:00 PM	24.18	—		1		31.1	27.63	25.8	26.5 423.4 Total		Locked	RB
QJavonte Williams RB DAL (10)		@NYGSun 1:00 PM	10.34	—		9		13.4	12.6	14.2	16.7 267.3 Total		Locked	RB/WR
Nico Collins WR HOU (6)		INDSun 1:00 PM	11.71	—		7		8.7↓	14.53	16.44	15.1 226.2 Total		Locked	WR
Terry McLaurin WR WAS (12)		@PHISun 4:25 PM	9.33	—		54		10.8	12.33	13.54	11.8 106 Total		Locked	RB/WR
Juwan Johnson TE NO (11)		@ATLSun 1:00 PM	9.89	—		10		13↑	11.3	9.62	9.8 156.3 Total		Locked	TE
Chase McLaughlin K TB (9)		CARSat 4:30 PM	10.32	—		7		5↓	8.67	9	9.1 145.5 Total		Locked	K
Jacksonville Jaguars D/ST JAC (8)		TENSun 1:00 PM	6.94	—		9		9.67	9.83	11.03	11.2 179.67 Total		Locked	D/ST
Devin White LB LV (8)		KCSun 4:25 PM	5.25	—		3		6↓	9.33	10.1	8.6 137.5 Total		Locked	DB/EDR/IL/LB
Nate Landman LB LAR (8)		ARISun 4:25 PM	6.18	—		10		4.25↓	6.08	5.45	6.9 110.5 Total		Locked	DB/EDR/IL/LB

Benched
Caleb Williams QB CHI (5)		DETSun 4:25 PM	22.24	—		6		30.3↑	26.07	22	22.9 365.9 Total		Locked	BN
IRDaniel Jones QB IND (11)		@HOUSun 1:00 PM	—	—		15		1.4↓	13.07↓	16.45	20.9 271.95 Total		Locked	BN
D'Andre Swift RB CHI (5)		DETSun 4:25 PM	11.2	—		14		23.9↑	19.33	18.8	16.4 246.3 Total		Locked	BN
Wan'Dale Robinson WR NYG (14)		DALSun 1:00 PM	9.65	—		13		22.3↑	13.8	16.28	12.7 202.9 Total		Locked	BN
Stefon Diggs WR NE (14)		MIASun 4:25 PM	13.06	—		15		22.6↑	17.33	12.12	12.4 199 Total		Locked	BN
SUSDK Metcalf WR PIT (5)		BALSun 8:20 PM	—	—		21		7.2↓	13.67	12.22	12.4 185.7 Total		Locked	BN
OUTJake Ferguson TE DAL (10)		@NYGSun 1:00 PM	7.01	—		6		7.6↓	4.87↓	6.8	10.6 169.1 Total		Locked	BN
Dalton Schultz TE HOU (6)		INDSun 1:00 PM	8.47	—		12		2.4↓	12.17	10.14	9.4 150.9 Total		Locked	BN
Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR (8)		ARISun 4:25 PM	10.48	—		11		9.75	9.86	8.85	11 176.74 Total		Locked	BN
Foyesade Oluokun LB JAC (8)		TENSun 1:00 PM	7.03	—		14		8	7.33	6.6	6.7 107.75 Total		Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
Jayden Reed WR GB (5)		@MINSun 1:00 PM	4.52	—		117		6.6	7.23	6.1	7.2 43.5 Total		Locked	IR

Taxi Squad
Woody Marks RB HOU (6)		INDSun 1:00 PM	9.66	—		30		9.5	12.97	11.5	10.4 155.8 Total		Locked	TAXI

Record

5-9

Points

1,830.83-1,879.03

Waiver Priority

1st

Rank

10

Owner

Last Lineup Change

Fri 12/12/25 1:12 AM

Roster

Illegal

3 QB 1-4
3 RB 2-6
5 WR 1-7
3 TE 1-3
1 K 1-3
2 D/ST 1-3
0 CB 0-3
0 S 0-3
0 EDR 0-3
0 IL 0-3
3 LB 0-3
10 Start 10 max
1 IR 1 max
1 TAXI 1 max
20 Active 20 max
22 Total 22 max