Something Retarded · Chonkville Donkers · NFL

Player		Week 2			Rank		Fantasy					Availability
Something Retarded
Name		Opp	FPts		2025		Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season			Status
QJosh Allen QB BUF (7)		@NYJW 30-10	13.3		2		24.8	19.82	23.95	25.9 414.3 Total		Locked	QB
IRMichael Penix QB ATL (5)		@MINW 22-6	6.65		32		9.65↓	15.45	15.62	15.9 143.1 Total		Locked	QB/RB/WR/TE
Kyren Williams RB LAR (8)		@TENW 33-19	10		9		11.1↓	12.87	15.62	15.5 263.3 Total		Locked	RB
Omarion Hampton RB LAC (12)		@LVW 20-9	3.5		35		20↑	14.67	14.34	15.2 136.7 Total		Locked	RB
A.J. Brown WR PHI (9)		@KCW 20-17	7.7		11		11.8	14.8	19.52	15 224.3 Total		Locked	WR
Ladd McConkey WR LAC (12)		@LVW 20-9	9.8		28		4.1↓	7.47	7.7	11.4 182.9 Total		Locked	WR
Hollywood Brown WR KC (10)		PHIL 17-20	8		44		9.4	5.43	6.16	8.7 138.7 Total		Locked	RB/WR
QT.J. Hockenson TE MIN (6)		ATLL 6-22	2.2		26		1.2↓	7	7.76	7.5 112.8 Total		Locked	TE
													RB/WR/TE
Cam Little K JAC (8)		@CINL 27-31	10		5		17↑	14.33↑	13.2↑	10.1 172 Total		Locked	K
Talanoa Hufanga S DEN (12)		@INDL 28-29	5		11		2↓	2↓	2.6↓	4.5 76 Total		Locked	DB
QRobert Spillane LB NE (14)		@MIAW 33-27	6		38		0↓	1.67↓	2.2	4.5 63 Total		Locked	LB
QHarold Landry EDR NE (14)		@MIAW 33-27	5		27		0↓	3.67	3.8	3.7 55.5 Total		Locked	EDR/IL

Benched
Kirk Cousins QB ATL (5)		@MINW 22-6	—		35		11	13.65	15.54	12.4 123.75 Total		Locked	BN
Travis Etienne RB JAC (8)		@CINL 27-31	16.9		10		4.8↓	10.87	17.46	15.1 256.9 Total		Locked	BN
Jacory Croskey-Merritt RB WAS (12)		@GBL 18-27	1.7		34		1.9↓	11.63	10.54	8.3 140.3 Total		Locked	BN
Brian Robinson RB SF (14)		@NOW 26-21	2.9		62		0.9↓	2.23	2.28	3.7 62.5 Total		Locked	BN
Ollie Gordon RB MIA (12)		NEL 27-33	2.3		68		2.1↓	0.67↓	1.94	3.2 54.1 Total		Locked	BN
IRNajee Harris RB LAC (12)		@LVW 20-9	6.8		102		2.8↓	3.87	3.87	3.9 11.6 Total		Locked	BN
Jameson Williams WR DET (8)		CHIW 52-21	20.8		13		13.4	10.37	14.96	13.2 223.9 Total		Locked	BN
Hunter Renfrow WR FA (14)		@ARIL 22-27	23.8		127		1.7↓	2.13↓	6.56	6 35.9 Total		Locked	BN
Dont'e Thornton WR LV (8)		LACL 9-20	3		147		0↓	1.77	1.82	2.1 23.5 Total		Locked	BN
Juwan Johnson TE NO (11)		SFL 21-26	15.9		8		7.1↓	12.5	10.46	10.6 179.9 Total		Locked	BN
IRBrandon Jones S DEN (12)		@INDL 28-29	3		54		2↓	3	3.4	3.7 51.5 Total		Locked	BN
QNik Bonitto EDR DEN (12)		@INDL 28-29	1		9		8.5↑	3.17	4.1	4.7 80 Total		Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
Jordan Addison WR MIN (6)		ATLL 6-22	—		42		1.8↓	6.97	7.94	9.9 139.1 Total		Locked	IR

Taxi Squad
Luther Burden WR CHI (5)		@DETL 21-52	1.5		48		7.5	16.57	13.66	8.7 129.9 Total		Locked	TAXI
Kyle Williams WR NE (14)		@MIAW 33-27	—		111		0.5↓	6.03	5.68	3.7 51.2 Total		Locked	TAXI
Elijah Arroyo TE SEA (8)		@PITW 31-17	5.1		60		0↓	0.5↓	0.6↓	2.8 36.9 Total		Locked	TAXI
Cooper DeJean DB PHI (9)		@KCW 20-17	6		8		5	6	4.4	4.7 75 Total		Locked	TAXI

Record

9-5

Points

1,886.15-1,806.9

Waiver Priority

11th

Rank

3

Owner

Last Lineup Change

Tue 12/16/25 10:04 AM

Previous

Current

Roster

Illegal

3 QB 1-10
7 RB 2-12
6 WR 4-12
2 TE 1-8
1 K 1-4
0 CB 0-3
2 S 0-3
2 EDR 0-3
0 IL 0-3
1 LB 1-3
12 Start 12 max
1 IR 4 max
4 TAXI 4 max
24 Active 24 max
29 Total 32 max

Keepers

15 Set / 23 Allowed