The Stiffmeister · Chonkville Donkers · NFL

Player		Week 2			Rank		Fantasy					Availability
The Stiffmeister
Name		Opp	FPts		2025		Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season			Status
C.J. Stroud QB HOU (6)		TBL 19-20	17.05		20		18.95	17.17	18.63	17.9 249.95 Total		Locked	QB
IRKyler Murray QB ARI (8)		CARW 27-22	16.2		38		17.5	17.75	17.88	17.9 89.4 Total		Locked	QB/RB/WR/TE
Ashton Jeanty RB LV (8)		LACL 9-20	7.4		11		12.4	19.17	14.3	14.7 250.1 Total		Locked	RB
Jaylen Warren RB PIT (5)		SEAL 17-31	17.4		17		14.9	17.8	15.28	13.8 220.1 Total		Locked	RB
QChris Olave WR NO (11)		SFL 21-26	11.4		6		25.9↑	28.4↑	21.18	17.2 276 Total		Locked	WR
QNico Collins WR HOU (6)		TBL 19-20	14.2		8		8.7↓	14.7	16.34	15.5 232.2 Total		Locked	WR
Zay Flowers WR BAL (7)		CLEW 41-17	14.9		7		33.8↑	22.67	20.88	14.5 247.3 Total		Locked	RB/WR
Trey McBride TE ARI (8)		CARW 27-22	13.8		1		13.5↓	15.27	19.2	19.3 327.9 Total		Locked	TE
													RB/WR/TE
Nick Folk K NYJ (9)		BUFL 10-30	7		21		4↓	7.33	7.6	8.4 134 Total		Locked	K
Chamarri Conner S KC (10)		PHIL 17-20	3		2		6	7.33↑	6	5.4 91 Total		Locked	DB
Quinnen Williams IL DAL (9)		BUFL 10-30	2		10		1↓	3	2.4	3.1 46.5 Total		Locked	EDR/IL
Devin White LB LV (8)		LACL 9-20	6		3		7.5	6.17	7.5	6.4 109.5 Total		Locked	LB

Benched
IRDaniel Jones QB IND (11)		DENW 29-28	27		18		1.4↓	12.4↓	14.55↓	19.6 255.45 Total		Locked	BN
RJ Harvey RB DEN (12)		@INDL 28-29	3.4		21		4.3↓	15	15.5	12.3 208.6 Total		Locked	BN
Tyrone Tracy RB NYG (14)		@DALL 37-40	9.1		28		27.9↑	14.8	14.68	10.7 160.8 Total		Locked	BN
Jordan Mason RB MIN (6)		ATLL 6-22	5.8		37		9.4	4.8	6.08	7.9 126.9 Total		Locked	BN
Blake Corum RB LAR (8)		@TENW 33-19	10.4		39		7.9	7.6	12.8	7.3 124.2 Total		Locked	BN
IRKendre Miller RB NO (11)		SFL 21-26	2		79		0.7↓	3.6	5.78	4.8 33.3 Total		Locked	BN
IRAustin Ekeler RB WAS (12)		@GBL 18-27	4.4		101		0↓	4.37	4.37	4.4 13.1 Total		Locked	BN
Isaac Guerendo RB SF (14)		@NOW 26-21	0		127		3↑	1	0.6	0.4 3 Total		Locked	BN
Michael Pittman WR IND (11)		DENW 29-28	8		20		3.1↓	4.63↓	7.68	12.1 206.4 Total		Locked	BN
Khalil Shakir WR BUF (7)		@NYJW 30-10	2.2		36		9.5	9.47	7.9	10.7 170.4 Total		Locked	BN
Ricky Pearsall WR SF (14)		@NOW 26-21	9.2		73		13.5↑	10.83	7.26	8.9 88.6 Total		Locked	BN
Dallas Goedert TE PHI (9)		@KCW 20-17	—		6		9.8	15.67	13.5	12.5 187.1 Total		Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
Andrew Van Ginkel EDR MIN (6)		ATLL 6-22	—		23		4	6.5	5.6	4.8 57 Total		Locked	IR
PUPJeremiah Owusu-Koramoah LB CLE (9)		@BALL 17-41	—									Locked	IR

Taxi Squad
Bhayshul Tuten RB JAC (8)		@CINL 27-31	15.4		55		8.3↑	5.03	5.14	5.8 87.6 Total		Locked	TAXI
LeQuint Allen RB JAC (8)		@CINL 27-31	1.3		85		0.3↓	1.3	1.94	1.7 27.8 Total		Locked	TAXI
QHarold Fannin TE CLE (9)		@BALL 17-41	9.8		7		11	14.17	15.84	11.7 186.4 Total		Locked	TAXI

Record

5-9

Points

1,902.25-1,957.25

Waiver Priority

8th

Rank

9

Owner

Jkribbz98

Last Lineup Change

Thu 12/11/25 7:42 AM

Previous

Current

Roster

Illegal

3 QB 1-10
9 RB 2-12
6 WR 4-12
2 TE 1-8
1 K 1-4
0 CB 0-3
1 S 0-3
0 EDR 0-3
1 IL 0-3
1 LB 1-3
12 Start 12 max
2 IR 4 max
3 TAXI 4 max
24 Active 24 max
29 Total 32 max

Keepers

14 Set / 23 Allowed