Alvin and the fuckin losers · The salary cap is FAKE · NFL

Player		Week 2			Rank		Fantasy					Availability
Alvin and the fuckin losers
Name		Opp	FPts		2025		Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season			Status
QJ.J. McCarthy QB MIN (6)		ATLL 6-22	5.4		32		9.8↓	16.07	14.92	15.5 154.7 Total		Locked	QB
QJosh Allen QB BUF (7)		@NYJW 30-10	13.3		3		26.8	21.48	25.35	26.8 429.3 Total		Locked	QB/RB/WR/TE
Jonathan Taylor RB IND (11)		DENW 29-28	29.5		4		5.9↓	13.4↓	13.14↓	21.4 363.3 Total		Locked	RB
QAlvin Kamara RB NO (11)		SFL 21-26	17		46		3.5↓	6.57	6.42	9.3 102.7 Total		Locked	RB
Davante Adams WR LAR (8)		@TENW 33-19	22.6		9		11.1↓	13.27	14.02	15.9 222.9 Total		Locked	WR
Deebo Samuel WR WAS (12)		@GBL 18-27	17.4		25		4.1↓	7.3↓	7.18↓	11.8 188.2 Total		Locked	WR
Zay Flowers WR BAL (7)		CLEW 41-17	14.9		7		29.8↑	21.67	20.28	14.5 246.3 Total		Locked	RB/WR/TE
IRSam LaPorta TE DET (8)		CHIW 52-21	5.6		27		10.3	12.17	14.64	11.9 106.9 Total		Locked	TE

Benched
QSam Darnold QB SEA (8)		@PITW 31-17	20.75		13		10.8↓	14.85	17.27	18.1 306.9 Total		Locked	BN
Jameis Winston QB NYG (14)		@DALL 37-40	—		46		0↓	17.32	17.32	17.3 51.95 Total		Locked	BN
IRAnthony Richardson QB IND (11)		DENW 29-28	—		69		2.35↑	1.12	1.12	1.1 2.25 Total		Locked	BN
Jaylen Warren RB PIT (5)		SEAL 17-31	17.4		18		14.9	16.8	14.68	13.6 217.1 Total		Locked	BN
IRZach Charbonnet RB SEA (8)		@PITW 31-17	1		25		18.7↑	20.77↑	14.8	11.3 181.4 Total		Locked	BN
Jordan Mason RB MIN (6)		ATLL 6-22	5.8		36		9.4	4.8	6.28	8.1 129.9 Total		Locked	BN
Tyler Allgeier RB ATL (5)		@MINW 22-6	15		39		2.9↓	4.5	4.8	7.2 123 Total		Locked	BN
Jaydon Blue RB DAL (10)		NYGW 40-37	—		92		12.4↑	6.57	4.08	4.1 20.4 Total		Locked	BN
Trevor Etienne RB CAR (14)		@ARIL 22-27	1.2		102		0↓	0↓	0.28	0.7 12.7 Total		Locked	BN
Elijah Mitchell RB FA			—		140		0	0	0	0 0 Total		Locked	BN
Keenan Allen WR LAC (12)		@LVW 20-9	17.1		29		10.6	7.57↓	7.3↓	10.7 182.7 Total		Locked	BN
Elic Ayomanor WR TEN (10)		LARL 19-33	15.6		55		8	10.17↑	8.32	7.3 116.5 Total		Locked	BN
Adonai Mitchell WR NYJ (11)		DENW 29-28	4		72		0↓	4.17	6.66	5.6 88.9 Total		Locked	BN
OUTPat Bryant WR DEN (12)		@INDL 28-29	3.8		85		7.1	7.83↑	8.78↑	5.8 74.8 Total		Locked	BN
Christian Kirk WR HOU (6)		TBL 19-20	—		101		0.7↓	3.17	2.22	4.8 57.9 Total		Locked	BN
EXBrandon Aiyuk WR SF (14)		@NOW 26-21	—									Locked	BN
IRJa'Tavion Sanders TE CAR (14)		@ARIL 22-27	12.4		50		8.9↑	3.8	3.84	4.5 54 Total		Locked	BN

Record

6-8

Points

1,788.85-1,745.7

Waiver Budget

$19

Rank

6

Owner

Last Lineup Change

Fri 1/2/26 11:06 AM

Roster

5 QB 2-6
9 RB 5-10
9 WR 5-12
2 TE 1-5
8 Start 8 max
0 IR 3 max
25 Active 25 max
25 Total 28 max

Keepers

19 Set / 25 Allowed