Alvin and the fuckin losers · The salary cap is FAKE · NFL

Player		Week 17			Rank		Fantasy					Availability
Alvin and the fuckin losers
Name		Opp	FPts		2025		Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season			Status
QJosh Allen QB BUF (7)		PHIL 12-13	26.8		3		26.8	21.48	25.35	26.8 429.3 Total		Locked	QB
Sam Darnold QB SEA (8)		@CARW 27-10	9.55		13		10.8↓	14.85	17.27	18.1 306.9 Total		Locked	QB/RB/WR/TE
Jonathan Taylor RB IND (11)		JACL 17-23	17.4		4		5.9↓	13.4↓	13.14↓	21.4 363.3 Total		Locked	RB
Jaylen Warren RB PIT (5)		@CLEL 6-13	6.4		18		14.9	16.8	14.68	13.6 217.1 Total		Locked	RB
Davante Adams WR LAR (8)		@ATLL 24-27	—		9		11.1↓	13.27	14.02	15.9 222.9 Total		Locked	WR
Deebo Samuel WR WAS (12)		DALL 23-30	11.3		25		4.1↓	7.3↓	7.18↓	11.8 188.2 Total		Locked	WR
Zay Flowers WR BAL (7)		@GBW 41-24	13		7		29.8↑	21.67	20.28	14.5 246.3 Total		Locked	RB/WR/TE
Noah Fant TE CIN (10)		ARIW 37-14	0		37		0.5↓	1↓	1.24↓	6 77.8 Total		Locked	TE

Benched
QJ.J. McCarthy QB MIN (6)		DETW 23-10	—		32		9.8↓	16.07	14.92	15.5 154.7 Total		Locked	BN
QTyrod Taylor QB NYJ (9)		NEL 10-42	—		42		-1.7↓	12.77	12.67	12.2 73.25 Total		Locked	BN
Jameis Winston QB NYG (14)		@LVW 34-10	—		46		0↓	17.32	17.32	17.3 51.95 Total		Locked	BN
QZach Charbonnet RB SEA (8)		@CARW 27-10	26.2		25		18.7↑	20.77↑	14.8	11.3 181.4 Total		Locked	BN
Jordan Mason RB MIN (6)		DETW 23-10	—		36		9.4	4.8	6.28	8.1 129.9 Total		Locked	BN
Tyler Allgeier RB ATL (5)		LARW 27-24	2.3		39		2.9↓	4.5	4.8	7.2 123 Total		Locked	BN
QAlvin Kamara RB NO (11)		@TENW 34-26	—		46		3.5↓	6.57	6.42	9.3 102.7 Total		Locked	BN
Jaydon Blue RB DAL (10)		@WASW 30-23	—		92		12.4↑	6.57	4.08	4.1 20.4 Total		Locked	BN
Trevor Etienne RB CAR (14)		SEAL 10-27	0		102		0↓	0↓	0.28	0.7 12.7 Total		Locked	BN
Keenan Allen WR LAC (12)		HOUL 16-20	2.7		29		10.6	7.57↓	7.3↓	10.7 182.7 Total		Locked	BN
Elic Ayomanor WR TEN (10)		NOL 26-34	13.7		55		8	10.17↑	8.32	7.3 116.5 Total		Locked	BN
Adonai Mitchell WR NYJ (9)		NEL 10-42	5.2		72		0↓	4.17	6.66	5.6 88.9 Total		Locked	BN
QPat Bryant WR DEN (12)		@KCW 20-13	—		85		7.1	7.83↑	8.78↑	5.8 74.8 Total		Locked	BN
Christian Kirk WR HOU (6)		@LACW 20-16	2.1		101		0.7↓	3.17	2.22	4.8 57.9 Total		Locked	BN
EXBrandon Aiyuk WR SF (14)		CHIW 42-38	—									Locked	BN
QJa'Tavion Sanders TE CAR (14)		SEAL 10-27	—		50		8.9↑	3.8	3.84	4.5 54 Total		Locked	BN
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Injured Reserve
QAnthony Richardson QB IND (11)		JACL 17-23	—		69		2.35↑	1.12	1.12	1.1 2.25 Total		Locked	IR
QSam LaPorta TE DET (8)		@MINL 10-23	—		27		10.3	12.17	14.64	11.9 106.9 Total		Locked	IR

Record

6-8

Points

1,788.85-1,745.7

Waiver Budget

$19

Rank

6

Owner

Last Lineup Change

Fri 1/2/26 11:06 AM

Roster

Illegal

5 QB 2-6
8 RB 5-10
9 WR 5-12
2 TE 1-5
8 Start 8 max
2 IR 3 max
24 Active 25 max
26 Total 28 max

Keepers

19 Set / 25 Allowed