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Cooper Rush
QB BAL (7)

Hold My Hair While I Puka
claimed
Cooper Rush
$33, Total claims: 1 Wed 10/1/25 6:00 AM

Joe Flacco
QB CIN (10)

Hold My Hair While I Puka
cut
Joe Flacco
Wed 10/1/25 6:00 AM

Chris Brooks
RB GB (5)

Purdy Mouths
cut
Chris Brooks
Tue 9/30/25 9:45 AM

Kirk Cousins
QB ATL (5)

Purdy Mouths
cut
Kirk Cousins
Mon 9/29/25 2:34 PM

Bradley Chubb
EDR MIA (12)

BONNIE & CLYDE
added
Bradley Chubb
Sat 9/27/25 6:50 PM

QTyrod Taylor
QB NYJ (9)

Hold My Hair While I Puka
cut
Tyrod Taylor
Sat 9/27/25 1:08 PM

Will Anderson
EDR HOU (6)

Another Tony Caterine Enterprise
added
Will Anderson
Fri 9/26/25 6:22 PM

Alex Highsmith
EDR PIT (5)

Another Tony Caterine Enterprise
cut
Alex Highsmith
Fri 9/26/25 6:22 PM

2026 3rd round pick

Not the McCaffrey you are looking for
traded for 2026 3rd round pick from
Up in smoke
Thu 9/25/25 11:19 PM

Brashard Smith
RB KC (10)

Up in smoke
traded for
Brashard Smith
from
Not the McCaffrey you are looking for
Thu 9/25/25 11:19 PM

Chamarri Conner
S KC (10)

Lemon Law
cut
Chamarri Conner
Thu 9/25/25 12:09 PM

George Karlaftis
EDR KC (10)

Pour One Out For Mahomies
added
George Karlaftis
Wed 9/24/25 9:01 PM

Tyrel Dodson
LB MIA (12)

Legacy of Brutality
added
Tyrel Dodson
Wed 9/24/25 4:56 PM

IRNoah Sewell
LB CHI (5)

Legacy of Brutality
cut
Noah Sewell
Wed 9/24/25 4:56 PM

QTaysom Hill
TE NO (11)

Hold My Hair While I Puka
claimed
Taysom Hill
$0, Total claims: 1 Wed 9/24/25 6:00 AM