Another Tony Caterine Enterprise

gets

• Kyren Williams

  RB LAR (8)
  (rank: 10-36)
• Brian Robinson

  RB SF (14)
  (rank: 62-327)

gets

• D'Andre Swift

  RB CHI (5)
  (rank: 17-46)
• Mark Andrews

  TE BAL (7)
  (rank: 16-146)
• 2026 2nd round pick 2.14 ^#28 (Another Ton..)

Hold My Hair While I Puka

gets

• Matthew Stafford

  QB LAR (8)
  (rank: 1-1)
• Tony Pollard

  RB TEN (10)
  (rank: 23-79)
• Tyjae Spears

  RB TEN (10)
  (rank: 47-199)
• Hunter Henry

  TE NE (14)
  (rank: 9-93)

gets

• IRJustin Fields

  QB NYJ (9)
  (rank: 30-111)
• Michael Carter

  RB ARI (8)
  (rank: 55-236)
• Jeremy McNichols

  RB WAS (12)
  (rank: 63-331)
• IRDarnell Washington

  TE PIT (5)
  (rank: 39-343)
• 2026 1st round pick 1.13 ^#13 (Hold My Hai..)

Purdy Mouths

gets

• Alec Pierce

  WR IND (11)
  (rank: 29-81)

gets

• 2026 3rd round pick 3.12 ^#40 (Purdy Mouths)
• 2027 4th round pick 4.12 ^#54 (Purdy Mouths)

30 seconds to Ja'marrs

gets

• 2026 4th round pick 4.8 ^#50 (Up in smoke)

gets

• George Holani

  RB SEA (8)
  (rank: 88-524)

gets

• IRJustice Hill

  RB BAL (7)
  (rank: 64-336)
• 2026 1st round pick 1.8 ^#8 (Up in smoke)
• 2027 2nd round pick 2.8 ^#22 (Up in smoke)

Up in smoke

gets

• Omarion Hampton

  RB LAC (12)
  (rank: 34-126)