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Player		Week 8			Rank		Fantasy					Availability
Lemon Law
Name		Opp	FPts		2025		Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season			Status
IRBo Nix QB DEN (12)		DALW 44-24	29.75		8		11.95↓	18.65	22.63	22.2 377.65 Total		Locked	QB
Rico Dowdle RB CAR (14)		BUFL 9-40	7.56		16		3↓	6.87↓	8.76↓	14.2 241.18 Total		Locked	RB
Jacory Croskey-Merritt RB WAS (12)		@KCL 7-28	2.5		31		2.9↓	12.63	11.34	8.8 149.3 Total		Locked	RB
Chuba Hubbard RB CAR (14)		BUFL 9-40	11.48		38		3.7↓	3.99↓	7.84	9 135.72 Total		Locked	RB/WR/TE
Justin Jefferson WR MIN (6)		@LACL 10-37	14.4		22		20.4↑	13.97	9.84	12.3 209.5 Total		Locked	WR
Elic Ayomanor WR TEN (10)		@INDL 14-38	9.2		58		8	10.17↑	8.32	7.3 117.5 Total		Locked	WR
Jerry Jeudy WR CLE (9)		@NEL 13-32	0		56		4.2↓	6.6	8.72	7.4 125.7 Total		Locked	RB/WR/TE
QTheo Johnson TE NYG (14)		@PHIL 20-38	5		19		0↓	5.37	6.68	8.7 129.8 Total		Locked	TE
Jordan Battle S CIN (10)		NYJL 38-39	9		1		3↓	6	8.2	8.8 150 Total		Locked	DB
Derrick Brown IL CAR (14)		BUFL 9-40	1		8		13↑	8.67↑	7.4	5.4 92 Total		Locked	EDR/IL
Jordyn Brooks LB MIA (12)		@ATLW 34-10	14		1		9↓	10.33	10.8	12.1 206.5 Total		Locked	LB

Benched
QSam Darnold QB SEA (8)		BYE	—		13		10.8↓	15.02	17.27	18.3 311.9 Total		Locked	BN
Kirk Cousins QB ATL (5)		MIAL 10-34	8.85		35		11.5	14.65	16.74	13.3 133.25 Total		Locked	BN
QTyrod Taylor QB NYJ (9)		@CINW 39-38	—		42		-2.2↓	13.1	12.37	12 71.75 Total		Locked	BN
TreVeyon Henderson RB NE (14)		CLEW 32-13	7.7		19		17.3↑	9.23	15.68	13.7 232.56 Total		Locked	BN
Tyler Allgeier RB ATL (5)		MIAL 10-34	9.4		40		2.9↓	4.5	4.8	7.5 128 Total		Locked	BN
Kaleb Johnson RB PIT (5)		GBL 25-35	—		112		0.4↓	0.37↓	0.58↓	1.6 16.4 Total		Locked	BN
Drake London WR ATL (5)		MIAL 10-34	—		18		17.8	8.3↓	14.44	18.1 216.9 Total		Locked	BN
Jakobi Meyers WR JAC (8)		BYE	—		35		9.4	8.63	10.56	11.1 176.8 Total		Locked	BN
Jaylin Noel WR HOU (6)		SFW 26-15	11.74		62		9.54↑	10.74	8.24	6.8 115.76 Total		Locked	BN
Ricky Pearsall WR SF (14)		@HOUL 15-26	—		75		13.5↑	10.83	7.26	9.4 93.6 Total		Locked	BN
Xavier Legette WR CAR (14)		BUFL 9-40	3.7		79		5.2	2.9↓	3.14↓	6 89.3 Total		Locked	BN
QRashod Bateman WR BAL (7)		CHIW 30-16	7.1		113		1.7↓	2↓	2↓	4.3 56.4 Total		Locked	BN
QT.J. Hockenson TE MIN (6)		@LACL 10-37	4.6		26		1.2↓	7	7.76	7.6 113.8 Total		Locked	BN
Evan Engram TE DEN (12)		DALW 44-24	7.6		29		7.5	6.4	4.84	6.4 102.8 Total		Locked	BN
Mike Gesicki TE CIN (10)		NYJL 38-39	—		40		3.3↓	7.5	9.04	6 71.7 Total		Locked	BN
QJulian Love S SEA (8)		BYE	—		85		0↓	6	4.6	5.9 47 Total		Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
IRJames Conner RB ARI (8)		BYE	—		92		0↓	6.3	8.32	8.3 33.3 Total		Locked	IR
PUPJonathon Brooks RB CAR (14)		BUFL 9-40	—									Locked	IR
IRMarShawn Lloyd RB GB (5)		@PITW 35-25	—									Locked	IR

Taxi Squad
Will Howard QB PIT (5)		GBL 25-35	—									Locked	TAXI
Tahj Brooks RB CIN (10)		NYJL 38-39	1		102		3.9↑	3.61↑	2.53	2 23.72 Total		Locked	TAXI
Jordan James RB SF (14)		@HOUL 15-26	—									Locked	TAXI
Isaac TeSlaa WR DET (8)		BYE	—		89		3.8↓	11.3	8.78	5.6 77.9 Total		Locked	TAXI
Jalen Royals WR KC (10)		WASW 28-7	—		219		2.4	2.3	2.3	2.3 4.6 Total		Locked	TAXI

Record

5-9

Points

1,790.69-1,871.68

Waiver Budget

$0

Rank

12

Owner

Last Lineup Change

Tue 1/6/26 2:09 PM

Roster

4 QB 1-4
6 RB 2-10
9 WR 2-10
4 TE 1-4
0 CB 0-4
2 S 0-4
0 EDR 0-4
1 IL 0-4
1 LB 1-4
11 Start 11 max
3 IR 3 max
5 TAXI 5 max
27 Active 27 max
35 Total 35 max

Keepers

30 Set / 32 Allowed