Fantasy Matchup: I’m Not a Walker, I’ve Just Had a Few @ Hold My Hair While I Puka · Assholes Anonymous · NFL

Team	Yet	In	F	Coach Rating	Total
Week 12 2026 Tue 11/24-Mon 11/30
I’m Not a Walker, I’ve Just Had a Few	0	0	0	100%	0
Hold My Hair While I Puka	0	0	0	100%	0
Regular Season Game

I’m Not a W..							Hold My Hai..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total		Pos		Total	Stats	Opp	Name
QJ. Allen QB BUF			—		QB		—			M. Stafford QB LAR
T. Etienne RB NO			—		RB		—			C. McCaffrey RB SF
R. Ali RB BAL			—		RB		—			C. Brown RB CIN
C. Watson WR GB			—		WR		—			S. Diggs WR FA
Z. Flowers WR BAL			—		WR		—			P. Nacua WR LAR
J. Chase WR CIN			—		FLEX		—			H. Henry TE NE
X. Worthy WR KC			—		FLEX		—			C. Otton TE TB
J. Smith TE FA			—		TE		—			QH. Fannin TE CLE
A. Winfield S TB			—		DB		—			M. Jones CB NE
J. Simmons IL TEN			—		FLEX		—			QM. Crosby EDR LV
Z. Baun LB PHI			—		LB		—			B. Cashman LB MIN
Total			0				0			Total

Benched
QJ. McCarthy QB MIN			—		BN		—			T. Lawrence QB JAC
D. Gabriel QB CLE			—		BN		—			QA. Richardson QB IND
R. Stevenson RB NE			—		BN		—			T. Pollard RB TEN
C. Brooks RB GB			—		BN		—			J. Warren RB PIT
D. Giddens RB IND			—		BN		—			T. Spears RB TEN
M. Hollins WR NE			—		BN		—			QM. Lloyd RB GB
D. Mooney WR FA			—		BN		—			QB. Allen RB NYJ
D. Brown WR FA			—		BN		—			L. Allen RB JAC
K. Turpin WR DAL			—		BN		—			K. Monangai RB CHI
J. Downs WR IND			—		BN		—			EXB. Aiyuk WR SF
T. Conklin TE FA			—		BN		—			M. Pittman WR PIT
N. Fant TE NO			—		BN		—			QM. Harrison WR ARI
QS. LaPorta TE DET			—		BN		—			QT. Franklin WR DEN
QT. Nubin S NYG			—		BN		—			M. Golden WR GB
A. Hutchinson EDR DET			—		BN		—			I. Likely TE NYG
					BN
Total			0				0			Total

Injured Reserve
QC. Skattebo RB NYG			—		IR		—			QM. Taylor TE NYJ
QT. Kraft TE GB			—		IR