Fantasy Matchup: Hold My Hair While I Puka @ 30 seconds to Ja'marrs · Assholes Anonymous · NFL

Team	Yet	In	F	Coach Rating	Total
Week 5 2026 Tue 10/6-Mon 10/12
Hold My Hair While I Puka	0	0	0	100%	0
30 seconds to Ja'marrs	0	0	0	100%	0
Regular Season Game

Hold My Hai..							30 seconds ..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total		Pos		Total	Stats	Opp	Name
M. Stafford QB LAR			—		QB		—			B. Mayfield QB TB
C. McCaffrey RB SF			—		RB		—			B. Robinson RB ATL
C. Brown RB CIN			—		RB		—			W. Marks RB HOU
T. Pollard RB TEN			—		FLEX		—			T. Higgins WR CIN
J. Warren RB PIT			—		FLEX		—			O. Gadsden TE LAC
S. Diggs WR NE			—		WR		—			A. St. Brown WR DET
P. Nacua WR LAR			—		WR		—			E. Egbuka WR TB
QH. Fannin TE CLE			—		TE		—			T. Warren TE IND
M. Jones CB NE			—		DB		—			X. McKinney S GB
B. Cashman LB MIN			—		LB		—			G. Pratt LB IND
N. Herbig EDR PIT			—		FLEX		—			A. Carter EDR NYG
Total			0				0			Total

Benched
T. Lawrence QB JAC			—		BN		—			D. Mills QB HOU
QM. Davis RB DAL			—		BN		—			C. Stroud QB HOU
T. Spears RB TEN			—		BN		—			J. Milton QB DAL
K. Mitchell RB BAL			—		BN		—			T. Badie RB DEN
QM. Lloyd RB GB			—		BN		—			J. Mason RB MIN
L. Allen RB JAC			—		BN		—			T. Goodson RB IND
K. Monangai RB CHI			—		BN		—			Z. Scott RB MIN
EXB. Aiyuk WR SF			—		BN		—			J. Jordan RB HOU
M. Pittman WR IND			—		BN		—			D. Sampson RB CLE
QM. Harrison WR ARI			—		BN		—			S. Shepard WR TB
QT. Franklin WR DEN			—		BN		—			T. Atwell WR LAR
M. Golden WR GB			—		BN		—			QW. Robinson WR NYG
H. Henry TE NE			—		BN		—			I. Williams WR NYJ
I. Likely TE BAL			—		BN		—			QT. Hill TE NO
C. Otton TE TB			—		BN		—			T. Edmunds LB CHI
QM. Crosby EDR LV			—		BN
Total			0				0			Total

Injured Reserve
QA. Richardson QB IND			—		IR		—			QR. Rice WR KC
QB. Allen RB NYJ			—		IR		—			QB. Means WR NO
QM. Taylor TE NYJ			—		IR		—			QD. Vele WR NO

Taxi Squad
QS. Rattler QB NO			—		TAXI		—			D. Edwards RB MIA
A. Estime RB NO			—		TAXI		—			E. Chism WR NE
QM. Tipton WR NO			—		TAXI		—			E. Arroyo TE SEA
K. Mumpfield WR LAR			—		TAXI
Total			0				0			Total