Fantasy Matchup: Not the McCaffrey you are looking for @ Hold My Hair While I Puka · Assholes Anonymous

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 15 2025 Tue 12/9-Mon 12/15
#5 Not the McCaffrey you are looking for (9-5)	87%	50	23	11	20	103.25
#4 Hold My Hair While I Puka (9-5)	79%	53	99	12	10	173.66
Final Playoff Game

Not the McC..					Hold My Hai..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
J. Brissett QB ARI	@HOUL 20-40	249 Yd 3 TD	25.55	QB	29.1	368 Yd 2 TD	DETW 41-34	M. Stafford QB LAR
K. Gainwell RB PIT	MIAW 28-15	80 Yd 7/7 Rec 46 Yd	19.6	RB	20.2	104 Yd 1/2 Rec 8 Yd 1 TD	@SFL 24-37	T. Pollard RB TEN
B. Hall RB NYJ	@JACL 20-48	23 Yd 2/2 Rec 14 Yd	5.7	RB	17	53 Yd 7/7 Rec 37 Yd	BALL 0-24	C. Brown RB CIN
OUTB. Knight RB ARI	@HOUL 20-40	-2 Yd	-0.2	FLEX	16.7	73 Yd 1/1 Rec 14 Yd 1 TD	TENW 37-24	C. McCaffrey RB SF
L. McConkey WR LAC	@KCW 16-13	2/3 Rec 20 Yd	4	FLEX	9.96	33 Yd 3/3 Rec 15 Yd	MIAW 28-15	J. Warren RB PIT
G. Pickens WR DAL	MINL 26-34	3/6 Rec 33 Yd	6.3	WR	5.6	3/4 Rec 26 Yd	BUFL 31-35	S. Diggs WR NE
T. Johnson WR TB	ATLL 28-29	0/1 Rec	0	WR	32.9	8 Yd 9/11 Rec 181 Yd	DETW 41-34	P. Nacua WR LAR
G. Kittle TE SF	TENW 37-24	8/9 Rec 88 Yd 1 TD	22.8	TE	12	2 Yd 7/14 Rec 48 Yd	@CHIL 3-31	H. Fannin TE CLE
J. Bates S ATL	@TBW 29-28	6 Solo	8	DB	12.2	8 Solo	BUFL 31-35	M. Jones CB NE
B. Wagner LB WAS	@NYGW 29-21	6 Solo	7	LB	12	3 Solo	@DALW 34-26	B. Cashman LB MIN
A. Van Ginkel EDR MIN	@DALW 34-26	2 Solo 0.5 Sack	4.5	FLEX	6	3 Solo 1 Sack	@PHIL 0-31	M. Crosby EDR LV
Total			103.25		173.66			Total
Optimum			117.65		219.1			Optimum

Benched
T. Tagovailoa QB MIA	@PITL 15-28	253 Yd 2 TD	20.25	BN	36.65	373 Yd 3 TD	@TBW 29-28	K. Cousins QB ATL
M. Penix QB ATL	@TBW 29-28		—	BN	57.6	330 Yd 6 TD	NYJW 48-20	T. Lawrence QB JAC
T. Bigsby RB PHI	LVW 31-0	57 Yd 0/1 Rec	5.7	BN	11.7	21 Yd 2/3 Rec 16 Yd 1 TD	MINL 26-34	M. Davis RB DAL
D. Douglas WR NE	BUFL 31-35	5 Yd	0.5	BN	5.6	34 Yd 2/2 Rec 2 Yd	@SFL 24-37	T. Spears RB TEN
J. Bobo WR SEA	INDW 18-16		—	BN	6.6	66 Yd 0/1 Rec	@CINW 24-0	K. Mitchell RB BAL
K. Coleman WR BUF	@NEW 35-31		0	BN	—		@DENL 26-34	M. Lloyd RB GB
L. McCaffrey WR WAS	@NYGW 29-21		—	BN	4.6	11 Yd 1/1 Rec 5 Yd	NYJW 48-20	L. Allen RB JAC
J. McMillan WR TB	ATLL 28-29	2/2 Rec 38 Yd	5.8	BN	3.3	33 Yd 0/2 Rec	CLEW 31-3	K. Monangai RB CHI
A. Barner TE SEA	INDW 18-16	3/6 Rec 27 Yd	5.7	BN	—		TENW 37-24	B. Aiyuk WR SF
D. Witherspoon CB SEA	INDW 18-16	4 Solo	7	BN	5.6	3/5 Rec 26 Yd	@SEAL 16-18	M. Pittman WR IND
T. Hunter WR/CB JAC	NYJW 48-20		—	BN	—		@HOUL 20-40	OUTM. Harrison WR ARI
B. Jones S DEN	GBW 34-26	2 Solo	4	BN	20.8	3 Yd 6/6 Rec 85 Yd 1 TD	GBW 34-26	T. Franklin WR DEN
J. Brisker S CHI	CLEW 31-3	2 Solo	5	BN	8.5	3/4 Rec 55 Yd	@DENL 26-34	M. Golden WR GB
G. Rousseau EDR BUF	@NEW 35-31	1 Solo 1 Sack	4	BN	2.8	1/3 Rec 18 Yd	BUFL 31-35	H. Henry TE NE
J. Verse EDR LAR	DETW 41-34		1	BN	—		@CINW 24-0	I. Likely TE BAL
F. Oluokun LB JAC	NYJW 48-20	3 Solo	8	BN	—		ATLL 28-29	OUTC. Otton TE TB
Total			85.65		173.61			Total

Injured Reserve
T. Dell WR HOU	ARIW 40-20		—	IR	—		@SEAL 16-18	A. Richardson QB IND
J. Cowing WR SF	TENW 37-24		—	IR	—		@JACL 20-48	B. Allen RB NYJ
				IR	—		@JACL 20-48	OUTM. Taylor TE NYJ

Taxi Squad
C. Ward QB TEN	@SFL 24-37	170 Yd 2 TD	18.7	TAXI	0		CARW 20-17	S. Rattler QB NO
OUTJ. Milroe QB SEA	INDW 18-16		—	TAXI	8	11 Yd 3/3 Rec 39 Yd	CARW 20-17	A. Estime RB NO
				TAXI	1.86	-4 Yd 1/2 Rec 5 Yd	CARW 20-17	M. Tipton WR NO
				TAXI	0	0/1 Rec	DETW 41-34	K. Mumpfield WR LAR
Total			85.65		173.61			Total

Week 15 2025 Tue 12/9-Mon 12/15

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad