Fantasy Matchup: Up in smoke @ Hold My Hair While I Puka · Assholes Anonymous

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 14 2025 Tue 12/2-Mon 12/8
Up in smoke (7-7)	85%	109	17	0	16	141.69
Hold My Hair While I Puka (9-5)	77%	75	98	0	0	172.41
Final Regular Season Game

Up in smoke					Hold My Hai..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
J. Goff QB DET	DALW 44-30	309 Yd 1 TD	23.25	QB	29.05	281 Yd 3 TD	@ARIW 45-17	M. Stafford QB LAR
J. Cook RB BUF	CINW 39-34	80 Yd 2/2 Rec 31 Yd	11.1	RB	15.96	13 Yd 3/3 Rec 49 Yd 1 TD	@BALW 27-22	J. Warren RB PIT
K. Walker RB SEA	@ATLW 37-9	29 Yd 1/3 Rec -1 Yd	4.8	RB	18.5	23 Yd 3/4 Rec 12 Yd 2 TD	@BUFL 34-39	C. Brown RB CIN
T. Johnson RB BUF	CINW 39-34	25 Yd 2/3 Rec 14 Yd	7.74	FLEX	8.7	57 Yd 1/2 Rec	@GBL 21-28	K. Monangai RB CHI
O. Hampton RB LAC	PHIW 22-19	56 Yd 2/2 Rec 11 Yd 1 TD	15.7	FLEX	4.1	3/4 Rec 11 Yd	@LVW 24-17	T. Franklin WR DEN
C. Sutton WR DEN	@LVW 24-17	6/10 Rec 62 Yd	12.2	WR	17.9	9/12 Rec 79 Yd	@JACL 19-36	M. Pittman WR IND
J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA	@ATLW 37-9	-1 Yd 7/10 Rec 92 Yd 2 TD	28.1	WR	40.7	7/11 Rec 167 Yd 2 TD	@ARIW 45-17	P. Nacua WR LAR
J. Ferguson TE DAL	@DETL 30-44	5/7 Rec 58 Yd	10.8	TE	12.5	4/6 Rec 25 Yd 1 TD	PITL 22-27	I. Likely TE BAL
B. Branch S DET	DALW 44-30	3 Solo	9	DB	8	4 Solo	CHIW 28-21	E. Williams S GB
C. Schwesinger LB CLE	TENL 29-31	6 Solo	14	LB	10	3 Solo	WASW 31-0	B. Cashman LB MIN
B. Young EDR LAR	@ARIW 45-17	2 Solo 1 Sack	5	FLEX	7	2 Solo 1 Sack	DENL 17-24	M. Crosby EDR LV
Total			141.69		172.41			Total
Optimum			165.54		222.11			Optimum

Benched
J. Burrow QB CIN	@BUFL 34-39	284 Yd 4 TD	29.2	BN	3.1	162 Yd	SEAL 9-37	K. Cousins QB ATL
M. Jones QB SF	BYE		—	BN	—		PITL 22-27	T. Huntley QB BAL
Z. Charbonnet RB SEA	@ATLW 37-9	46 Yd 2/3 Rec 20 Yd	9.6	BN	23.8	244 Yd 2 TD	INDW 36-19	T. Lawrence QB JAC
R. Davis RB BUF	CINW 39-34		3.36	BN	—		BYE	C. McCaffrey RB SF
K. Vidal RB LAC	PHIW 22-19	44 Yd 1/3 Rec 60 Yd	16.84	BN	35.1	161 Yd 2 TD	@CLEW 31-29	T. Pollard RB TEN
B. Smith RB KC	HOUL 10-20	7 Yd	2.7	BN	2.6	6 Yd	@DETL 30-44	M. Davis RB DAL
T. Thornton WR KC	HOUL 10-20	2/3 Rec 19 Yd	6.06	BN	6.7	19 Yd 2/4 Rec 28 Yd	@CLEW 31-29	T. Spears RB TEN
OUTR. Odunze WR CHI	@GBL 21-28		—	BN	10.48	76 Yd	PITL 22-27	OUTK. Mitchell RB BAL
I. Bond WR CLE	TENL 29-31	0/2 Rec	0	BN	4.88	2/2 Rec 8 Yd	INDW 36-19	L. Allen RB JAC
L. Schoonmaker TE DAL	@DETL 30-44	1/2 Rec 12 Yd	2.2	BN	—		BYE	S. Diggs WR NE
C. Stover TE HOU	@KCW 20-10		0	BN	—		LARL 17-45	OUTM. Harrison WR ARI
K. Curl S LAR	@ARIW 45-17	3 Solo 1 Sack	7	BN	0	0/1 Rec	CHIW 28-21	M. Golden WR GB
J. Sherwood LB NYJ	MIAL 10-34	6 Solo	18	BN	—		BYE	H. Henry TE NE
				BN	4.9	3/4 Rec 19 Yd	NOL 20-24	C. Otton TE TB
				BN	10.1	5/8 Rec 51 Yd	MIAL 10-34	M. Taylor TE NYJ
				BN	—		BYE	M. Jones CB NE
Total			108.7		133.82			Total

Injured Reserve
H. Haskins RB LAC	PHIW 22-19		3.24	IR	—		@JACL 19-36	A. Richardson QB IND
G. Holani RB SEA	@ATLW 37-9		—	IR	—		MIAL 10-34	B. Allen RB NYJ
J. Reed WR GB	CHIW 28-21	22 Yd 4/4 Rec 31 Yd	9.3	IR	—		BYE	B. Aiyuk WR SF

Taxi Squad
W. Shipley RB PHI	@LACL 19-22	1/1 Rec 3 Yd	6.54	TAXI	—		@TBW 24-20	S. Rattler QB NO
OUTD. Walker WR BAL	PITL 22-27		—	TAXI	1.1	11 Yd	@TBW 24-20	A. Estime RB NO
P. Bryant WR DEN	@LVW 24-17	4/4 Rec 32 Yd	7.2	TAXI	2.16		@TBW 24-20	M. Tipton WR NO
				TAXI	1.5	1/1 Rec 5 Yd	@ARIW 45-17	K. Mumpfield WR LAR
				TAXI	27.4	8/11 Rec 114 Yd 1 TD	TENL 29-31	H. Fannin TE CLE
Total			108.7		133.82			Total

Week 14 2025 Tue 12/2-Mon 12/8

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad