Fantasy Matchup: 30 seconds to Ja'marrs @ Hold My Hair While I Puka · Assholes Anonymous

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 9 2025 Tue 10/28-Mon 11/3
30 seconds to Ja'marrs (10-4)	96%	122	26	0	0	147.25
Hold My Hair While I Puka (9-5)	97%	184	45	0	0	228.5
Final Regular Season Game

30 seconds ..					Hold My Hai..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
OUTC. Stroud QB HOU	DENL 15-18	79 Yd	5.15	QB	44.4	470 Yd 4 TD	CHIL 42-47	J. Flacco QB CIN
J. Mason RB MIN	@DETW 27-24	36 Yd 1/1 Rec 1 Yd	4.7	RB	39.3	106 Yd 5/6 Rec 67 Yd 2 TD	@NYGW 34-24	C. McCaffrey RB SF
B. Robinson RB ATL	@NEL 23-24	46 Yd 8/10 Rec 50 Yd	17.6	RB	20.2	37 Yd 8/14 Rec 75 Yd	CHIL 42-47	C. Brown RB CIN
T. Higgins WR CIN	CHIL 42-47	7/9 Rec 121 Yd 2 TD	37.1	WR	22.5	9/12 Rec 115 Yd	@PITL 20-27	M. Pittman WR IND
A. St. Brown WR DET	MINL 24-27	9/13 Rec 97 Yd	18.7	WR	22.8	3 Yd 7/8 Rec 95 Yd 1 TD	NOW 34-10	QP. Nacua WR LAR
R. Rice WR KC	@BUFL 21-28	6 Yd 4/7 Rec 80 Yd 1 TD	18.6	FLEX	16.9	31 Yd 2/2 Rec -2 Yd 2 TD	INDW 27-20	J. Warren RB PIT
O. Gadsden TE LAC	@TENW 27-20	5/5 Rec 68 Yd	11.8	FLEX	27.8	176 Yd 3/5 Rec 22 Yd	@CINW 47-42	K. Monangai RB CHI
T. Warren TE IND	@PITL 20-27	5/7 Rec 26 Yd	7.6	TE	9	3/4 Rec 60 Yd	@MIAW 28-6	I. Likely TE BAL
J. Chinn S LV	JACL 29-30	4 Solo	7	DB	3.6	2 Solo	ATLW 24-23	M. Jones CB NE
C. Heyward IL PIT	INDW 27-20		6	FLEX	9	3 Solo 1 Sack	JACL 29-30	M. Crosby EDR LV
T. Edmunds LB CHI	@CINW 47-42	5 Solo 1 INT	13	LB	13	4 Solo	@LARL 10-34	D. Davis LB NO
Total			147.25		228.5			Total
Optimum			153.25		234.2			Optimum

Benched
T. Bridgewater QB TB	BYE		—	BN	—		@MIAW 28-6	T. Huntley QB BAL
B. Mayfield QB TB	BYE		—	BN	22.9	220 Yd 2 TD	@LVW 30-29	T. Lawrence QB JAC
J. Milton QB DAL	ARIL 17-27		—	BN	—		BYE	J. Fields QB NYJ
T. Badie RB DEN	@HOUW 18-15	2/3 Rec 6 Yd	3.48	BN	0		SEAL 14-38	J. McNichols RB WAS
T. Goodson RB IND	@PITL 20-27	1/2 Rec 8 Yd	1.8	BN	—			E. Mitchell RB FA
J. Chestnut RB TEN	LACL 20-27		1	BN	—		@DALW 27-17	M. Carter RB ARI
Z. Scott RB MIN	@DETW 27-24		1	BN	3.76	11 Yd 1/1 Rec 7 Yd	@MIAW 28-6	K. Mitchell RB BAL
G. Holani RB SEA	@WASW 38-14	9 Yd	2.06	BN	2.1	10 Yd 1/1 Rec 1 Yd	@LVW 30-29	L. Allen RB JAC
W. Marks RB HOU	DENL 15-18	27 Yd 0/3 Rec	2.7	BN	12.8	3/4 Rec 38 Yd 1 TD	ATLW 24-23	S. Diggs WR NE
D. Sampson RB CLE	BYE		—	BN	22.6	7/10 Rec 96 Yd 1 TD	@DALW 27-17	M. Harrison WR ARI
S. Shepard WR TB	BYE		—	BN	8.3	-4 Yd 4/10 Rec 27 Yd	@HOUW 18-15	T. Franklin WR DEN
D. Robinson WR SF	@NYGW 34-24	0/1 Rec	0	BN	2.9	2/3 Rec 9 Yd	CARL 13-16	OUTM. Golden WR GB
T. Johnson WR NYJ	BYE		—	BN	—		BYE	A. Smith WR NYJ
W. Robinson WR NYG	SFL 24-34	9/11 Rec 46 Yd	13.6	BN	5.5	3/5 Rec 25 Yd	INDW 27-20	J. Smith TE PIT
E. Egbuka WR TB	BYE		—	BN	—		BYE	C. Otton TE TB
T. Hill TE NO	@LARL 10-34	30 Yd	3	BN	—		BYE	M. Taylor TE NYJ
Total			42.7		80.86			Total

Injured Reserve
IRB. Means WR NO	@LARL 10-34		—	IR	—		@PITL 20-27	IRA. Richardson QB IND
				IR	—		BYE	IRB. Allen RB NYJ
				IR	—		@NYGW 34-24	PUPB. Aiyuk WR SF

Taxi Squad
D. Edwards RB MIA	BALL 6-28		—	TAXI	—		@LARL 10-34	S. Rattler QB NO
E. Chism WR NE	ATLW 24-23		3.16	TAXI	—		@LARL 10-34	A. Estime RB NO
E. Arroyo TE SEA	@WASW 38-14	2/2 Rec 29 Yd 1 TD	10.9	TAXI	—		@LARL 10-34	M. Tipton WR NO
				TAXI	—		NOW 34-10	K. Mumpfield WR LAR
				TAXI	—		BYE	H. Fannin TE CLE
Total			42.7		80.86			Total

Week 9 2025 Tue 10/28-Mon 11/3

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad