Fantasy Matchup: Hold My Hair While I Puka @ Pour One Out For Mahomies · Assholes Anonymous

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 8 2025 Tue 10/21-Mon 10/27
Hold My Hair While I Puka (9-5)	90%	88	70	9	0	167.27
Pour One Out For Mahomies (6-8)	82%	56	34	0	51	140.93
Final Regular Season Game

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Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
J. Flacco QB CIN	NYJL 38-39	223 Yd 3 TD	30.55	QB	27.95	299 Yd 3 TD	WASW 28-7	P. Mahomes QB KC
C. McCaffrey RB SF	@HOUL 15-26	25 Yd 3/6 Rec 43 Yd	9.8	RB	6.5	21 Yd 2/2 Rec 24 Yd	TBL 3-23	A. Kamara RB NO
C. Brown RB CIN	NYJL 38-39	73 Yd 3/3 Rec 32 Yd 2 TD	25.5	RB	20.1	67 Yd 5/7 Rec 24 Yd 1 TD	@ATLW 34-10	D. Achane RB MIA
J. Warren RB PIT	GBL 25-35	62 Yd 2/3 Rec 11 Yd	9.3	FLEX	13.96	4/5 Rec 36 Yd 1 TD	@ATLW 34-10	M. Washington WR MIA
T. Franklin WR DEN	DALW 44-24	6/8 Rec 89 Yd 2 TD	26.9	FLEX	10.3	5/8 Rec 53 Yd	TBL 3-23	J. Johnson TE NO
S. Diggs WR NE	CLEW 32-13	3/5 Rec 14 Yd 1 TD	11.4	WR	8.4	4/5 Rec 44 Yd	MINW 37-10	K. Allen WR LAC
M. Pittman WR IND	TENW 38-14	8/9 Rec 95 Yd 1 TD	23.5	WR	14.82	9/12 Rec 75 Yd	TBL 3-23	R. Shaheed WR SEA
C. Otton TE TB	@NOW 23-3	4/5 Rec 40 Yd	8	TE	22.9	6/8 Rec 99 Yd 1 TD	WASW 28-7	T. Kelce TE KC
M. Jones CB NE	CLEW 32-13	5 Solo	9.32	DB	10	3 Solo 1 INT	@LACL 10-37	J. Metellus S MIN
T. Hendrickson EDR CIN	NYJL 38-39	1 Solo	1	FLEX	4	1 Solo 1 Sack	SFW 26-15	W. Anderson EDR HOU
D. Davis LB NO	TBL 3-23	4 Solo	12	LB	2		TENW 38-14	Z. Franklin LB IND
Total			167.27		140.93			Total
Optimum			184.77		169.98			Optimum

Benched
T. Huntley QB BAL	CHIW 30-16	186 Yd 1 TD	19.6	BN	—		@NEL 13-32	D. Watson QB CLE
T. Lawrence QB JAC	BYE		—	BN	28.9	272 Yd 3 TD	TENW 38-14	D. Jones QB IND
J. Fields QB NYJ	@CINW 39-38	244 Yd 1 TD	24.3	BN	1.4	1/2 Rec 4 Yd	@HOUL 15-26	K. Juszczyk RB SF
J. McNichols RB WAS	@KCL 7-28	4 Yd 5/6 Rec 64 Yd	11.8	BN	—			J. Williams RB FA
M. Carter RB ARI	BYE		—	BN	—		@PITW 35-25	P. Strong RB GB
K. Mitchell RB BAL	CHIW 30-16	43 Yd	6.94	BN	7.3	39 Yd 2/3 Rec 14 Yd	@PHIL 20-38	T. Tracy RB NYG
L. Allen RB JAC	BYE		—	BN	—		BYE	T. Lockett WR LV
K. Monangai RB CHI	@BALL 16-30	24 Yd	2.4	BN	1.5	1/2 Rec 5 Yd	@CINW 39-38	A. Lazard WR FA
P. Nacua WR LAR	BYE		—	BN	—		BYE	G. Dortch WR ARI
M. Harrison WR ARI	BYE		—	BN	6	4 Solo	@PITW 35-25	K. Nixon CB GB
M. Golden WR GB	@PITW 35-25	3/3 Rec 4 Yd	3.4	BN	—		@BALL 16-30	C. Gardner-Johnson S CHI
A. Smith WR NYJ	@CINW 39-38	1/1 Rec 23 Yd	4.02	BN	9	3 Solo	SFW 26-15	J. Pitre S HOU
J. Smith TE PIT	GBL 25-35	2/3 Rec 17 Yd	3.7	BN	6	1 Solo 1 Sack	WASW 28-7	G. Karlaftis EDR KC
I. Likely TE BAL	CHIW 30-16	2/2 Rec 8 Yd	2.8	BN	20	5 Solo 1 INT	CLEW 32-13	R. Spillane LB NE
M. Taylor TE NYJ	@CINW 39-38	5/8 Rec 34 Yd 1 TD	14.4	BN
M. Crosby EDR LV	BYE		—	BN
Total			116.7		95.6			Total

Injured Reserve
A. Richardson QB IND	TENW 38-14		—	IR	5	15 Yd 2/4 Rec 15 Yd	@LACL 10-37	A. Jones RB MIN
B. Allen RB NYJ	@CINW 39-38		—	IR	—		@LACL 10-37	T. Chandler RB MIN
B. Aiyuk WR SF	@HOUL 15-26		—	IR	—		@NOW 23-3	OUTC. Godwin WR TB

Taxi Squad
S. Rattler QB NO	TBL 3-23	136 Yd	3.5	TAXI	14.6	46 Yd 1/1 Rec 20 Yd 1 TD	@ATLW 34-10	O. Gordon RB MIA
A. Estime RB NO	TBL 3-23		—	TAXI	0.9	1/1 Rec -1 Yd	@BALL 16-30	OUTL. Burden WR CHI
M. Tipton WR NO	TBL 3-23	0/1 Rec	1.44	TAXI	—		@LACL 10-37	T. Felton WR MIN
K. Mumpfield WR LAR	BYE		—	TAXI
H. Fannin TE CLE	@NEL 13-32	2 Yd 6/8 Rec 62 Yd 1 TD	18.4	TAXI
Total			116.7		95.6			Total

Week 8 2025 Tue 10/21-Mon 10/27

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad