Fantasy Matchup: Hold My Hair While I Puka @ I’m Not a Walker, I’ve Just Had a Few · Assholes Anonymous

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 7 2025 Tue 10/14-Mon 10/20
Hold My Hair While I Puka (9-5)	80%	78	29	44	15	165.4
I’m Not a Walker, I’ve Just Had a Few (6-8)	90%	91	44	0	13	147.9
Final Regular Season Game

Hold My Hai..					I’m Not a W..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
J. Fields QB NYJ	CARL 6-13	46 Yd	4.5	QB	7	116 Yd	MIAW 31-6	D. Gabriel QB CLE
J. Warren RB PIT	@CINL 31-33	127 Yd 4/5 Rec 31 Yd	24.8	RB	6.5	44 Yd 1/3 Rec 11 Yd	LARL 7-35	T. Etienne RB JAC
C. Brown RB CIN	PITW 33-31	108 Yd 2/4 Rec -8 Yd	14	RB	18.4	60 Yd 3/6 Rec 34 Yd 1 TD	@DENL 32-33	C. Skattebo RB NYG
C. McCaffrey RB SF	ATLW 20-10	129 Yd 7/8 Rec 72 Yd 2 TD	44.1	FLEX	16.8	88 Yd 2/2 Rec 1 TD	@TENW 31-13	R. Stevenson RB NE
M. Harrison WR ARI	GBL 23-27	2/6 Rec 58 Yd	7.8	FLEX	16.8	5/10 Rec 58 Yd 1 TD	@ARIW 27-23	T. Kraft TE GB
S. Diggs WR NE	@TENW 31-13	7/7 Rec 69 Yd	13.9	WR	43.1	16/23 Rec 161 Yd 1 TD	PITW 33-31	J. Chase WR CIN
M. Pittman WR IND	@LACW 38-24	7/9 Rec 58 Yd 1 TD	20.8	WR	7.8	13 Yd 3/4 Rec 35 Yd	LVW 31-0	X. Worthy WR KC
C. Otton TE TB	@DETL 9-24	7/9 Rec 65 Yd	14.5	TE	4.5	3/3 Rec 15 Yd	TBW 24-9	S. LaPorta TE DET
M. Jones CB NE	@TENW 31-13	2 Solo 1 INT	8	DB	8	6 Solo	@DETL 9-24	A. Winfield S TB
M. Crosby EDR LV	@KCL 0-31	1 Solo	3	FLEX	9	4 Solo 2 Sack	@LACW 38-24	D. Buckner IL IND
D. Davis LB NO	@CHIL 14-26	6 Solo	10	LB	10	6 Solo	@MINW 28-22	Z. Baun LB PHI
Total			165.4		147.9			Total
Optimum			205.9		162.7			Optimum

Benched
J. Flacco QB CIN	PITW 33-31	342 Yd 3 TD	35.4	BN	—		BYE	J. Allen QB BUF
T. Lawrence QB JAC	LARL 7-35	296 Yd 1 TD	21.6	BN	—		PHIL 22-28	OUTJ. McCarthy QB MIN
J. McNichols RB WAS	@DALL 22-44	22 Yd 2/3 Rec 23 Yd	6.5	BN	—		BYE	R. Ali RB BAL
M. Carter RB ARI	GBL 23-27	11 Yd 2/2 Rec 25 Yd	5.6	BN	—		@LACW 38-24	D. Giddens RB IND
K. Mitchell RB BAL	BYE		—	BN	7.3	4 Yd 2/2 Rec 49 Yd	@TENW 31-13	M. Hollins WR NE
L. Allen RB JAC	LARL 7-35	1/1 Rec 4 Yd	1.4	BN	9.4	2/4 Rec 50 Yd	LARL 7-35	D. Brown WR JAC
K. Monangai RB CHI	NOW 26-14	81 Yd 2/3 Rec 13 Yd 1 TD	17.4	BN	—		@ARIW 27-23	C. Watson WR GB
L. Humphrey WR DEN	@DENL 32-33	0/2 Rec	0	BN	6.06	1/1 Rec 17 Yd	WASW 44-22	K. Turpin WR DAL
J. Hyatt WR NYG	@DENL 32-33	0/1 Rec	0	BN	—		BYE	Z. Flowers WR BAL
OUTP. Nacua WR LAR	@JACW 35-7		—	BN	—		@LACW 38-24	OUTJ. Downs WR IND
T. Franklin WR DEN	NYGW 33-32	3/10 Rec 19 Yd 1 TD	12.9	BN	—		INDL 24-38	T. Conklin TE LAC
M. Golden WR GB	@ARIW 27-23	4/4 Rec 37 Yd	7.7	BN	14.4	4/4 Rec 44 Yd 1 TD	PITW 33-31	N. Fant TE CIN
A. Smith WR NYJ	CARL 6-13	1/3 Rec	1	BN	4	3 Solo	@DENL 32-33	T. Nubin S NYG
J. Smith TE PIT	@CINL 31-33	3/6 Rec 28 Yd 1 TD	11.8	BN	5	1 Solo	TBW 24-9	A. Hutchinson EDR DET
I. Likely TE BAL	BYE		—	BN	6	3 Solo	@ARIW 27-23	E. Cooper LB GB
M. Taylor TE NYJ	CARL 6-13	3/5 Rec 31 Yd	6.1	BN
Total			158.73		52.16			Total

Injured Reserve
A. Richardson QB IND	@LACW 38-24		—	IR	9.8	3/5 Rec 68 Yd	@SFL 10-20	D. Mooney WR ATL
B. Allen RB NYJ	CARL 6-13		—	IR
B. Aiyuk WR SF	ATLW 20-10		—	IR

Taxi Squad
S. Rattler QB NO	@CHIL 14-26	233 Yd 2 TD	14.35	TAXI
A. Estime RB NO	@CHIL 14-26		—	TAXI
M. Tipton WR NO	@CHIL 14-26	0/1 Rec	1.88	TAXI
K. Mumpfield WR LAR	@JACW 35-7	1/1 Rec 5 Yd 1 TD	7.5	TAXI
H. Fannin TE CLE	MIAW 31-6	4/5 Rec 36 Yd	7.6	TAXI
Total			158.73		52.16			Total

Week 7 2025 Tue 10/14-Mon 10/20

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad