Fantasy Matchup: Hold My Hair While I Puka @ Spiked Balls · Assholes Anonymous

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 5 2025 Tue 9/30-Mon 10/6
Hold My Hair While I Puka (9-5)	96%	134	26	39	0	197.95
Spiked Balls (2-12)	91%	75	16	6	0	96.92
Final Regular Season Game

Hold My Hai..					Spiked Balls
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
J. Fields QB NYJ	DALL 22-37	283 Yd 2 TD	30.75	QB	—		@CARL 24-27	Z. Wilson QB MIA
C. McCaffrey RB SF	@LARW 26-23	57 Yd 8/9 Rec 82 Yd 1 TD	27.9	RB	31.1	65 Yd 8/10 Rec 66 Yd 2 TD	SFL 23-26	K. Williams RB LAR
C. Brown RB CIN	DETL 24-37	27 Yd 7/8 Rec 21 Yd	11.8	RB	9.32	12 Yd 3/3 Rec 18 Yd	@PHIW 21-17	R. Harvey RB DEN
M. Pittman WR IND	LVW 40-6	5/6 Rec 39 Yd 1 TD	14.9	WR	7.9	3/4 Rec 29 Yd	DALL 22-37	J. Reynolds WR NYJ
P. Nacua WR LAR	SFL 23-26	10/12 Rec 85 Yd 1 TD	24.5	WR	19.1	6/10 Rec 71 Yd 1 TD	DALL 22-37	G. Wilson WR NYJ
S. Diggs WR NE	@BUFW 23-20	10/12 Rec 146 Yd	26.6	FLEX	0.7	7 Yd	@LACW 27-10	C. Rodriguez RB WAS
M. Harrison WR ARI	TENL 21-22	4/5 Rec 98 Yd	13.8	FLEX	8.8	4/5 Rec 48 Yd	@ARIW 22-21	C. Okonkwo TE TEN
M. Taylor TE NYJ	DALL 22-37	9/12 Rec 67 Yd	17.7	TE	0	0/1 Rec	@LACW 27-10	Z. Ertz TE WAS
M. Jones CB NE	@BUFW 23-20	4 Solo 1 INT	12	DB	6	4 Solo	TENL 21-22	B. Baker S ARI
M. Crosby EDR LV	@INDL 6-40	3 Solo	5	FLEX	6	4 Solo	@BUFW 23-20	H. Landry EDR NE
D. Davis LB NO	NYGW 26-14	7 Solo	13	LB	8	4 Solo 1 Sack	@PHIW 21-17	A. Singleton LB DEN
Total			197.95		96.92			Total
Optimum			204.45		106.08			Optimum

Benched
C. Rush QB BAL	HOUL 10-44	179 Yd	1.45	BN	—		BYE	A. Rodgers QB PIT
T. Lawrence QB JAC	KCW 31-28	221 Yd 3 TD	28.95	BN	—		BYE	M. Rudolph QB PIT
A. Richardson QB IND	LVW 40-6	9 Yd	2.35	BN	—		BYE	J. Love QB GB
J. McNichols RB WAS	@LACW 27-10	6 Yd 1/2 Rec 12 Yd	2.8	BN	5.56	21 Yd 1/1 Rec 5 Yd	@BUFW 23-20	A. Gibson RB NE
M. Carter RB ARI	TENL 21-22	51 Yd 5/5 Rec 22 Yd 1 TD	18.3	BN	1.2	12 Yd	@LARW 26-23	B. Robinson RB SF
J. Warren RB PIT	BYE		—	BN	2.1	21 Yd	@BALW 44-10	D. Pierce RB KC
K. Mitchell RB BAL	HOUL 10-44	8 Yd 1/1 Rec 5 Yd	7.1	BN	—		@SEAW 38-35	M. Evans WR TB
L. Allen RB JAC	KCW 31-28		4.68	BN	—		@ARIW 22-21	V. Jefferson WR TEN
K. Monangai RB CHI	BYE		—	BN	—		@PHIW 21-17	OUTE. Moore WR DEN
Z. Jones WR ARI	TENL 21-22	2/3 Rec 8 Yd	2.8	BN	2.3	1 Yd	@LARW 26-23	S. Moore WR SF
J. Hyatt WR NYG	@NOL 14-26	0/3 Rec	1	BN	—		BYE	C. Austin WR PIT
T. Franklin WR DEN	@PHIW 21-17	3/5 Rec 35 Yd	8.5	BN	—			J. Burton WR FA
M. Golden WR GB	BYE		—	BN	—			J. Baker WR FA
J. Smith TE PIT	BYE		—	BN	10	3 Solo	DETL 24-37	L. Wilson LB DAL
I. Likely TE BAL	HOUL 10-44	1/1 Rec 12 Yd	2.2	BN	9	6 Solo	NEL 20-23	T. Bernard LB BUF
C. Otton TE TB	@SEAW 38-35	4/5 Rec 81 Yd	12.1	BN
Total			124.88		30.16			Total

Injured Reserve
B. Allen RB NYJ	DALL 22-37		—	IR	—		@LACW 27-10	A. Ekeler RB WAS
OUTC. Wilson WR MIA	@CARL 24-27		—	IR	—		@NOL 14-26	M. Nabers WR NYG
B. Aiyuk WR SF	@LARW 26-23		—	IR

Taxi Squad
S. Rattler QB NO	NYGW 26-14	225 Yd 1 TD	21.35	TAXI
A. Estime RB NO	NYGW 26-14		—	TAXI
M. Tipton WR NO	NYGW 26-14		—	TAXI
K. Mumpfield WR LAR	SFL 23-26		0	TAXI
H. Fannin TE CLE	MINL 17-21	4/4 Rec 13 Yd 1 TD	11.3	TAXI
Total			124.88		30.16			Total

Week 5 2025 Tue 9/30-Mon 10/6

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad