Fantasy Matchup: Hold My Hair While I Puka @ Another Tony Caterine Enterprise · Assholes Anonymous

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 2 2025 Tue 9/9-Mon 9/15
Hold My Hair While I Puka (9-5)	74%	110	15	0	6	131.05
Another Tony Caterine Enterprise (10-4)	80%	60	73	0	9	141.9
Final Regular Season Game

Hold My Hai..					Another Ton..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
J. Fields QB NYJ	BUFL 10-30	27 Yd	4.25	QB	16.7	220 Yd 1 TD	CARW 27-22	K. Murray QB ARI
C. McCaffrey RB SF	@NOW 26-21	55 Yd 6/7 Rec 52 Yd 1 TD	22.7	RB	2.3	23 Yd	CLEW 41-17	D. Henry RB BAL
C. Brown RB CIN	JACW 31-27	47 Yd 2/3 Rec 18 Yd	9.5	RB	13.9	63 Yd 3/3 Rec 6 Yd 1 TD	@DETL 21-52	D. Swift RB CHI
J. Warren RB PIT	SEAL 17-31	48 Yd 4/4 Rec 86 Yd	17.4	FLEX	34.5	165 Yd 2/2 Rec 50 Yd 1 TD	DENW 29-28	J. Taylor RB IND
S. Diggs WR NE	@MIAW 33-27	4/5 Rec 32 Yd	7.2	FLEX	7.7	5/8 Rec 27 Yd	@KCW 20-17	A. Brown WR PHI
P. Nacua WR LAR	@TENW 33-19	45 Yd 8/9 Rec 91 Yd 1 TD	29.6	WR	9.8	5/9 Rec 48 Yd	@GBL 18-27	T. McLaurin WR WAS
M. Harrison WR ARI	CARW 27-22	2/5 Rec 27 Yd	4.7	WR	23.2	9/11 Rec 112 Yd	NYGW 40-37	C. Lamb WR DAL
J. Smith TE PIT	SEAL 17-31	4/4 Rec 27 Yd	6.7	TE	13.8	6/7 Rec 78 Yd	CARW 27-22	T. McBride TE ARI
T. Hufanga S DEN	@INDL 28-29	5 Solo	10	DB	9	3 Solo	@LVW 20-9	D. James S LAC
M. Crosby EDR LV	LACL 9-20	1 Solo	6	FLEX	1	1 Solo	SEAL 17-31	A. Highsmith EDR PIT
D. Davis LB NO	SFL 21-26	5 Solo	13	LB	10	8 Solo	@PITW 31-17	E. Jones LB SEA
Total			131.05		141.9			Total
Optimum			176.75		176.08			Optimum

Benched
J. Flacco QB CIN	@BALL 17-41	199 Yd 1 TD	11.25	BN	25.2	242 Yd 2 TD	@LVW 20-9	J. Herbert QB LAC
T. Lawrence QB JAC	@CINL 27-31	271 Yd 3 TD	23.95	BN	—		@NOW 26-21	A. Martinez QB SF
A. Richardson QB IND	DENW 29-28		—	BN	7.16		JACW 31-27	S. Perine RB CIN
J. McNichols RB WAS	@GBL 18-27		—	BN	15.5	76 Yd 1/2 Rec 9 Yd 1 TD	@INDL 28-29	J. Dobbins RB DEN
C. Reynolds RB NE	CHIW 52-21	4 Yd	1.4	BN	—		BUFL 10-30	K. Herbert RB NYJ
OUTK. Mitchell RB BAL	CLEW 41-17		—	BN	—		LARL 19-33	OUTK. Mullings RB TEN
B. Allen RB NYJ	BUFL 10-30	11 Yd 0/1 Rec	1.1	BN	16	7/9 Rec 90 Yd	@PITW 31-17	C. Kupp WR SEA
L. Allen RB JAC	@CINL 27-31	13 Yd	1.3	BN	7	2/4 Rec 16 Yd	NYGW 40-37	J. Tolbert WR DAL
K. Monangai RB CHI	@DETL 21-52	28 Yd 1/3 Rec 8 Yd	4.6	BN	12.48	2/2 Rec 24 Yd 1 TD	@INDL 28-29	M. Mims WR DEN
M. Pittman WR IND	DENW 29-28	4/5 Rec 40 Yd	8	BN	10.2	2/7 Rec 22 Yd 1 TD	@BALL 17-41	C. Tillman WR CLE
T. Franklin WR DEN	@INDL 28-29	11 Yd 8/9 Rec 89 Yd 1 TD	24	BN	2.2	1/5 Rec 12 Yd	JACW 31-27	A. Iosivas WR CIN
M. Golden WR GB	WASW 27-18	15 Yd 0/2 Rec	1.42	BN	8.4	4/6 Rec 44 Yd	WASW 27-18	D. Wicks WR GB
A. Smith WR NYJ	BUFL 10-30	-10 Yd 1/2 Rec 8 Yd	0.8	BN	1.4	2 Yd 1/3 Rec 2 Yd	CLEW 41-17	M. Andrews TE BAL
C. Otton TE TB	@HOUW 20-19	3/4 Rec 25 Yd	5.5	BN	1.6	1/2 Rec 6 Yd	@KCW 20-17	G. Calcaterra TE PHI
M. Taylor TE NYJ	BUFL 10-30	1/2 Rec 5 Yd	1.5	BN	4.7	3/5 Rec 17 Yd	@CINL 27-31	B. Strange TE JAC
A. Carter EDR NYG	@DALL 37-40	1 Solo	1	BN	2.5	0.5 Sack	WASW 27-18	M. Parsons EDR GB
Total			122.37		116.04			Total

Injured Reserve
B. Aiyuk WR SF	@NOW 26-21		—	IR	—		LACL 9-20	A. O'Connell QB LV
OUTI. Likely TE BAL	CLEW 41-17		—	IR	—		TBL 19-20	C. Kirk WR HOU
E. All TE CIN	JACW 31-27		—	IR

Taxi Squad
S. Rattler QB NO	SFL 21-26	207 Yd 3 TD	26.75	TAXI	—		NEL 27-33	C. Miller QB MIA
A. Estime RB NO	SFL 21-26		—	TAXI	—		@BALL 17-41	OUTS. Sanders QB CLE
M. Tipton WR NO	SFL 21-26		—	TAXI	—		NEL 27-33	OUTJ. Wright RB MIA
K. Mumpfield WR LAR	@TENW 33-19		—	TAXI	—		@TENW 33-19	J. Hunter RB LAR
H. Fannin TE CLE	@BALL 17-41	5/5 Rec 48 Yd	9.8	TAXI	1.7	1/2 Rec 7 Yd	SEAL 17-31	R. Wilson WR PIT
Total			122.37		116.04			Total

Week 2 2025 Tue 9/9-Mon 9/15

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad