Fantasy Matchup: Hold My Hair While I Puka @ Lemon Law · Assholes Anonymous

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 1 2025 Tue 9/2-Mon 9/8
Hold My Hair While I Puka (9-5)	72%	78	53	0	0	130.84
Lemon Law (5-9)	95%	91	26	0	19	136
Final Regular Season Game

Hold My Hai..					Lemon Law
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
T. Lawrence QB JAC	CARW 26-10	178 Yd 1 TD	12.6	QB	8.6	176 Yd 1 TD	TENW 20-12	B. Nix QB DEN
C. McCaffrey RB SF	@SEAW 17-13	69 Yd 9/10 Rec 73 Yd	24.2	RB	14.4	39 Yd 4/4 Rec 5 Yd 1 TD	@NOW 20-13	J. Conner RB ARI
C. Brown RB CIN	@CLEW 17-16	43 Yd 2/3 Rec 8 Yd 1 TD	13.1	RB	17.9	57 Yd 3/5 Rec 32 Yd 1 TD	@JACL 10-26	C. Hubbard RB CAR
S. Diggs WR NE	LVL 13-20	6/7 Rec 57 Yd	12.7	WR	17.7	8/10 Rec 97 Yd	@NEW 20-13	J. Meyers WR JAC
M. Harrison WR ARI	@NOW 20-13	5/6 Rec 71 Yd 1 TD	18.1	WR	12.6	5/8 Rec 66 Yd	CINL 16-17	J. Jeudy WR CLE
P. Nacua WR LAR	HOUW 14-9	1 Yd 10/11 Rec 130 Yd	25.1	FLEX	14.8	4 Yd 4/7 Rec 44 Yd 1 TD	@CHIW 27-24	J. Jefferson WR MIN
M. Golden WR GB	DETW 27-13	2/2 Rec 16 Yd	4.04	FLEX	13.5	8/15 Rec 55 Yd	TBL 20-23	D. London WR ATL
C. Otton TE TB	@ATLW 23-20	0/3 Rec	0	TE	4.5	3/4 Rec 15 Yd	@CHIW 27-24	T. Hockenson TE MIN
J. Ramsey CB PIT	@NYJW 34-32	2 Solo	5	DB	14	8 Solo 1 Sack	SFL 13-17	J. Love S SEA
M. Crosby EDR LV	@NEW 20-13	1 Solo 1 Sack	5	FLEX	3	1 Solo	HOUW 14-9	K. Turner IL LAR
D. Davis LB NO	ARIL 13-20	6 Solo	11	LB	15	5 Solo	@INDL 8-33	J. Brooks LB MIA
Total			130.84		136			Total
Optimum			181.7		142.5			Optimum

Benched
J. Flacco QB CIN	CINL 16-17	290 Yd 1 TD	15.1	BN	6.9	150 Yd	SFL 13-17	S. Darnold QB SEA
J. Fields QB NYJ	PITL 32-34	218 Yd 3 TD	32.7	BN	4.6	12 Yd 2/3 Rec 4 Yd	@JACL 10-26	R. Dowdle RB CAR
A. Richardson QB IND	MIAW 33-8		—	BN	2.4	24 Yd	TBL 20-23	T. Allgeier RB ATL
J. McNichols RB WAS	NYGW 21-6	25 Yd	2.5	BN	12.82	27 Yd 6/6 Rec 24 Yd	LVL 13-20	T. Henderson RB NE
J. Warren RB PIT	@NYJW 34-32	37 Yd 2/2 Rec 22 Yd 1 TD	13.9	BN	5.08	-2 Yd	@NYJW 34-32	K. Johnson RB PIT
OUTK. Mitchell RB BAL	@BUFL 40-41		—	BN	14.2	82 Yd 0/1 Rec 1 TD	NYGW 21-6	J. Croskey-Merritt RB WAS
B. Allen RB NYJ	PITL 32-34	9 Yd 1 TD	6.9	BN	3	2/4 Rec 10 Yd	@BUFL 40-41	R. Bateman WR BAL
G. Holani RB SEA	SFL 13-17		1	BN	4	3/7 Rec 10 Yd	@JACL 10-26	X. Legette WR CAR
L. Allen RB JAC	CARW 26-10	7 Yd 1/1 Rec 4 Yd	2.1	BN	17.8	4/7 Rec 108 Yd	@SEAW 17-13	R. Pearsall WR SF
K. Monangai RB CHI	MINL 24-27	1/1 Rec 11 Yd	2.1	BN	2.3	1/2 Rec 13 Yd	ARIL 13-20	D. Vele WR NO
M. Pittman WR IND	MIAW 33-8	6/8 Rec 80 Yd 1 TD	20	BN	2.5	1/2 Rec 7 Yd	@LARL 9-14	J. Noel WR HOU
T. Franklin WR DEN	TENW 20-12	4/6 Rec 44 Yd	8.4	BN	3.3	2/7 Rec 13 Yd	@DENL 12-20	E. Ayomanor WR TEN
A. Smith WR NYJ	PITL 32-34		1.24	BN	5.1	3/4 Rec 21 Yd	TENW 20-12	E. Engram TE DEN
J. Smith TE PIT	@NYJW 34-32	5/6 Rec 15 Yd 1 TD	12.5	BN	2.4	1/3 Rec 14 Yd	@CLEW 17-16	M. Gesicki TE CIN
M. Taylor TE NYJ	PITL 32-34	1/1 Rec 20 Yd	3	BN	1.5	1/3 Rec 5 Yd	@WASL 6-21	T. Johnson TE NYG
A. Carter EDR NYG	@WASL 6-21	1 Solo 0.5 Sack	3.5	BN
Total			152.14		97.2			Total

Injured Reserve
B. Aiyuk WR SF	@SEAW 17-13		—	IR	—		@JACL 10-26	J. Brooks RB CAR
OUTI. Likely TE BAL	@BUFL 40-41		—	IR	—		DETW 27-13	M. Lloyd RB GB
E. All TE CIN	@CLEW 17-16		—	IR

Taxi Squad
S. Rattler QB NO	ARIL 13-20	214 Yd	13.6	TAXI	—		@NYJW 34-32	W. Howard QB PIT
A. Estime RB NO	ARIL 13-20		—	TAXI	1		@CLEW 17-16	T. Brooks RB CIN
M. Tipton WR NO	ARIL 13-20		—	TAXI	—		@SEAW 17-13	OUTJ. James RB SF
K. Mumpfield WR LAR	HOUW 14-9		—	TAXI	8.3	1/1 Rec 13 Yd 1 TD	@GBL 13-27	I. TeSlaa WR DET
H. Fannin TE CLE	CINL 16-17	3 Yd 7/9 Rec 63 Yd	13.6	TAXI	—		@LACL 21-27	OUTJ. Royals WR KC
Total			152.14		97.2			Total

Week 1 2025 Tue 9/2-Mon 9/8

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad