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IRNick Bosa
EDR SF (14)

Pour One Out For Mahomies
placed
Nick Bosa
on the Injured Reserve. Wed 9/24/25 9:00 PM

Chris Godwin
WR TB (9)

Pour One Out For Mahomies
activated
Chris Godwin
from the Injured Reserve. Wed 9/24/25 8:59 PM

Tyrel Dodson
LB MIA (12)

Legacy of Brutality
added
Tyrel Dodson
. Wed 9/24/25 4:56 PM

IRNoah Sewell
LB CHI (5)

Legacy of Brutality
cut
Noah Sewell
. Wed 9/24/25 4:56 PM

Evan Engram
TE DEN (12)

Lemon Law
activated
Evan Engram
from the Injured Reserve. Wed 9/24/25 12:50 PM

IRJames Conner
RB ARI (8)

Lemon Law
placed
James Conner
on the Injured Reserve. Wed 9/24/25 12:50 PM

OUTTaysom Hill
TE NO (11)

Hold My Hair While I Puka
claimed
Taysom Hill
, Total claims: 1. Wed 9/24/25 6:15 AM

Trey Sermon
RB PIT (5)

Hold My Hair While I Puka
cut
Trey Sermon
. Wed 9/24/25 6:15 AM

Jordan Davis
IL PHI (9)

30 seconds to Ja'marrs
claimed
Jordan Davis
, Total claims: 1. Wed 9/24/25 6:15 AM

Cameron Heyward
IL PIT (5)

30 seconds to Ja'marrs
cut
Cameron Heyward
. Wed 9/24/25 6:15 AM

Kyle Juszczyk
RB SF (14)

Pour One Out For Mahomies
claimed
Kyle Juszczyk
$1, Total claims: 1. Wed 9/24/25 6:15 AM

Hassan Haskins
RB LAC (12)

Up in smoke
claimed
Hassan Haskins
$38, Total claims: 1. Wed 9/24/25 6:15 AM

Emari Demercado
RB ARI (8)

Another Tony Caterine Enterprise
claimed
Emari Demercado
$108, Total claims: 3. Wed 9/24/25 6:15 AM

OUTXavier Worthy
WR KC (10)

I’m Not a Walker, I’ve Just Had a Few
activated
Xavier Worthy
from the Injured Reserve. Wed 9/24/25 2:25 AM

CeeDee Lamb
WR DAL (10)

Another Tony Caterine Enterprise
placed
CeeDee Lamb
on the Injured Reserve. Tue 9/23/25 4:03 PM

Brock Purdy
QB SF (14)

Purdy Mouths
put
Brock Purdy
on the trading block. Mon 9/22/25 3:24 PM