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IRBraelon Allen
RB NYJ (9)

Hold My Hair While I Puka
placed
Braelon Allen
on the Injured Reserve. Tue 9/30/25 6:28 AM

Kirk Cousins
QB ATL (5)

Purdy Mouths
cut
Kirk Cousins
. Mon 9/29/25 2:34 PM

Bradley Chubb
EDR MIA (12)

BONNIE & CLYDE
added
Bradley Chubb
. Sat 9/27/25 6:50 PM

IRJustin Fields
QB NYJ (9)

Hold My Hair While I Puka
activated
Justin Fields
from the Injured Reserve. Sat 9/27/25 1:08 PM

OUTTyrod Taylor
QB NYJ (9)

Hold My Hair While I Puka
cut
Tyrod Taylor
. Sat 9/27/25 1:08 PM

Will Anderson
EDR HOU (6)

Another Tony Caterine Enterprise
added
Will Anderson
. Fri 9/26/25 6:22 PM

Alex Highsmith
EDR PIT (5)

Another Tony Caterine Enterprise
cut
Alex Highsmith
. Fri 9/26/25 6:22 PM

Alex Highsmith
EDR PIT (5)

Another Tony Caterine Enterprise
activated
Alex Highsmith
from the Injured Reserve. Fri 9/26/25 6:20 PM

Kalel Mullings
RB TEN (10)

Another Tony Caterine Enterprise
placed
Kalel Mullings
on the Injured Reserve. Fri 9/26/25 6:20 PM

Commish

Purdy Mouths
has executed a trade. Thu 9/25/25 11:19 PM

2026 3rd round pick

Not the McCaffrey you are looking for
traded for 2026 3rd round pick. Thu 9/25/25 11:19 PM

Brashard Smith
RB KC (10)

Up in smoke
traded for
Brashard Smith
. Thu 9/25/25 11:19 PM

Chamarri Conner
S KC (10)

Lemon Law
cut
Chamarri Conner
. Thu 9/25/25 12:09 PM

Isaiah Likely
TE BAL (7)

Hold My Hair While I Puka
activated
Isaiah Likely
from the Injured Reserve. Thu 9/25/25 3:00 AM

OUTTaysom Hill
TE NO (11)

Hold My Hair While I Puka
placed
Taysom Hill
on the Injured Reserve. Thu 9/25/25 3:00 AM

OUTGeorge Karlaftis
EDR KC (10)

Pour One Out For Mahomies
added
George Karlaftis
. Wed 9/24/25 9:01 PM