How I Metcalf Your Mother · Fuck Stix · NFL

Player		Week 2			Rank		Fantasy					Availability
How I Metcalf Your Mother
Name		Opp	FPts		2025		Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season			Status
Trevor Lawrence QB JAC (8)		@CINL 27-31	25.24		4		29.3↑	29.86	33.85	23.4 398.18 Total		Locked	QB
QPatrick Mahomes QB KC (10)		PHIL 17-20	24.08		11		13.06↓	18.93	18.24	23.8 333.68 Total		Locked	QB
Bijan Robinson RB ATL (5)		@MINW 22-6	22.8		2		7.3↓	27.33	24.18	23.4 397.8 Total		Locked	RB
Jahmyr Gibbs RB DET (8)		CHIW 52-21	19.4		3		20.3	16.5	19.26	22.6 384.9 Total		Locked	RB
Ja'Marr Chase WR CIN (10)		JACW 31-27	39.5		4		23.6	23.83	21.58	21 336.6 Total		Locked	WR
QChris Olave WR NO (11)		SFL 21-26	11.4		6		28.9↑	29.73↑	21.98	17.4 279 Total		Locked	WR
DK Metcalf WR PIT (5)		SEAL 17-31	11		25		8.2↓	15.83	13.62	13 195.2 Total		Locked	WR
Jerry Jeudy WR CLE (9)		@BALL 17-41	9.1		52		4.2↓	6.27	8.32	7.2 122.7 Total		Locked	RB/WR/TE
QDalton Kincaid TE BUF (7)		@NYJW 30-10	7.7		16		7.8↓	4.73↓	6.8	11 132.1 Total		Locked	TE
Evan McPherson K CIN (10)		JACW 31-27	7		14		-2↓	5.33	8.8	8.2 131 Total		Locked	K
New Orleans Saints D/ST NO (11)		SFL 21-26	6.5		13		8	13.67↑	9.7	7.7 130.5 Total		Locked	D/ST

Benched
Kirk Cousins QB FA			—		35		11.2	14.64	16.26	12.6 125.54 Total		Locked	BN
QCarson Wentz QB FA			—		39		9.76↓	13.27	17.27	17.3 86.34 Total		Locked	BN
Trey Lance QB LAC (12)		@LVW 20-9	—		56		8.34↑	3.56	3.39	3.4 13.54 Total		Locked	BN
Jalen Milroe QB SEA (8)		@PITW 31-17	—		86		0	-0.57	-0.4	-0.4 -1.6 Total		Locked	BN
QJavonte Williams RB DAL (10)		NYGW 40-37	25		12		11.4↓	10.93↓	12.9	15.6 248.8 Total		Locked	BN
David Montgomery RB HOU (8)		CHIW 52-21	13.1		27		6.5↓	4.63↓	7.48	10.1 171.92 Total		Locked	BN
Tyrone Tracy RB NYG (14)		@DALL 37-40	9.1		28		30.9↑	15.8	15.28	10.9 163.8 Total		Locked	BN
Tyler Allgeier RB ARI (5)		@MINW 22-6	15		41		2.9↓	4.5	4.8	7.2 123 Total		Locked	BN
Tre Tucker WR LV (8)		LACL 9-20	4.9		37		5.4↓	8.23	5.82	9.8 166.7 Total		Locked	BN
Luther Burden WR CHI (5)		@DETL 21-52	1.5		47		7.5	17.57	14.26	9.1 135.9 Total		Locked	BN
Xavier Worthy WR KC (10)		PHIL 17-20	—		59		0.1↓	3.9↓	6.32	7.8 109.9 Total		Locked	BN
Adonai Mitchell WR NYJ (11)		DENW 29-28	4		69		0↓	4.17	6.66	5.8 92.9 Total		Locked	BN
Jordan Whittington WR LAR (8)		@TENW 33-19	6.2		127		0↓	0.97	0.88	2.4 36.3 Total		Locked	BN
Noah Fant TE NO (10)		JACW 31-27	5.8		37		-0.5↓	0.67↓	1.04↓	5.8 74.8 Total		Locked	BN
Mike Gesicki TE CIN (10)		JACW 31-27	4.8		41		3.3↓	7.5	9.04	5.9 70.7 Total		Locked	BN
Terrance Ferguson TE LAR (8)		@TENW 33-19	—		52		13.4↑	9.1	5.46	4.3 52.1 Total		Locked	BN
Miami Dolphins D/ST MIA (12)		NEL 27-33	8.5		17		-2↓	3.83	6.6	6.5 110.5 Total		Locked	BN
Carolina Panthers D/ST CAR (14)		@ARIL 22-27	3.5		19		9↑	7.5	8.2	6.2 106 Total		Locked	BN
Cincinnati Bengals D/ST CIN (10)		JACW 31-27	5.5		26		15↑	9.67↑	8.3	5.3 90.5 Total		Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
QBub Means WR NO (11)		SFL 21-26	—									Locked	IR

Taxi Squad
Trevor Etienne RB CAR (14)		@ARIL 22-27	1.2		102		0↓	0↓	0.28	0.7 11.7 Total		Locked	TAXI
Jordan James RB SF (14)		@NOW 26-21	—									Locked	TAXI

Record

10-4

Points

2,396.2-2,064.28

Waiver Priority

7th

Rank

1

Owner

Big_Stink

Last Lineup Change

Sun 12/28/25 3:20 PM

Previous

Current

Roster

Illegal

6 QB 2-30
6 RB 2-30
9 WR 3-30
4 TE 1-30
1 K 1-30
4 D/ST 1-30
11 Start 11 max
1 IR 2 max
2 TAXI 4 max
30 Active 30 max
33 Total 36 max

Keepers

0 Set / 28 Allowed