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Week 17 2025 Tue 12/23-Mon 12/29

TeamCoach Rating1234Total
#2 (10-4)
78%
131
0
49
0
179.71
#1 (11-3)
83%
127
10
0
0
136.96
Final Playoff Game 3rd place
TeamGameTimeDescriptionScore
The Assclowns
DAL@WAS1st11:05George Pickens 19 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Will Harris0.95-0
The Assclowns
DAL@WAS1st9:47Jake Ferguson 6 yard Passing TD from Dak Prescott5.25-0
The Assclowns
DAL@WAS1st9:38Jacory Croskey-Merritt 2 yard Rushing Attempt Quinnen Williams5.45-0
The Assclowns
DAL@WAS1st7:05Jacory Croskey-Merritt 2 yard Rushing Attempt Osa Odighizuwa5.65-0
The Assclowns
DAL@WAS1st6:11Jacory Croskey-Merritt 1 yard Rushing Attempt Quinnen Williams5.75-0
The Assclowns
DAL@WAS1st4:44CeeDee Lamb 5 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Mike Sainristil6-0
The Assclowns
DAL@WAS1st1:31George Pickens 19 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Noah Igbinoghene6.95-0
The Assclowns
DAL@WAS2nd14:54Jalen Tolbert 4 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Mike Sainristil7.15-0
The Assclowns
DAL@WAS2nd12:01Jacory Croskey-Merritt -2 yard Rushing Attempt Donovan Wilson6.95-0
The Assclowns
DAL@WAS2nd8:35CeeDee Lamb 11 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Frankie Luvu7.5-0
The Assclowns
DAL@WAS2nd7:51CeeDee Lamb -1 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Jordan Magee7.45-0
The Assclowns
DAL@WAS2nd7:11KaVontae Turpin 86 yard Passing TD from Dak Prescott15.75-0
The Assclowns
DAL@WAS2nd4:39Jacory Croskey-Merritt 10 yard Rushing TD22.75-0
The Assclowns
DAL@WAS2nd3:23Dak Prescott 12 yard Rushing Attempt Jacob Martin23.95-0
The Assclowns
DAL@WAS2nd2:00Dak Prescott 6 yard Rushing Attempt Bobby Wagner24.55-0
The Assclowns
DAL@WAS2nd1:26Jalen Tolbert 14 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Will Harris25.25-0
The Assclowns
DAL@WAS2nd0:56Luke Schoonmaker 5 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Jeremy Reaves25.5-0
The Assclowns
DAL@WAS2nd0:35Jalen Tolbert 6 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Jeremy Reaves25.8-0
The Assclowns
DAL@WAS3rd14:27Jacory Croskey-Merritt -3 yard Rushing Attempt Sam Williams, Shemar James25.5-0
The Assclowns
DAL@WAS3rd9:44Jacory Croskey-Merritt 72 yard Rushing TD38.7-0
The Assclowns
DAL@WAS3rd9:28George Pickens 19 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Jeremy Reaves39.65-0
The Assclowns
DAL@WAS3rd8:12CeeDee Lamb 7 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott40-0
The Assclowns
DAL@WAS3rd7:41CeeDee Lamb 24 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Jeremy Reaves41.2-0
The Assclowns
DAL@WAS3rd2:02Jacory Croskey-Merritt 13 yard Rushing Attempt Malik Hooker42.5-0
The Assclowns
DAL@WAS3rd1:12Jacory Croskey-Merritt 1 yard Rushing Attempt Quinnen Williams42.6-0
The Assclowns
DAL@WAS4th15:00Brevyn Spann-Ford 31 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Jeremy Reaves44.15-0
The Assclowns
DAL@WAS4th13:31Jacory Croskey-Merritt 9 yard Rushing Attempt Markquese Bell45.05-0
The Assclowns
DAL@WAS4th11:21Luke Schoonmaker 10 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Jonathan Jones45.55-0
The Assclowns
DAL@WAS4th9:05Dak Prescott 3 yard Rushing Attempt Bobby Wagner45.85-0
The Assclowns
DAL@WAS4th7:22Hunter Luepke 14 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Will Harris46.55-0
The Assclowns
DAL@WAS4th6:32Jalen Tolbert 7 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Mike Sainristil46.9-0
The Assclowns
DAL@WAS4th1:53George Pickens 21 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Frankie Luvu47.95-0
The Assclowns
DAL@WAS4th0:13Dak Prescott 3 yard Rushing Attempt Jalyn Holmes48.25-0
The Assclowns
DET@MIN1st12:57Jahmyr Gibbs 4 yard Rushing Attempt Levi Drake Rodriguez48.65-0
The Assclowns
DET@MIN1st11:44Jahmyr Gibbs 10 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Blake Cashman50.65-0
The Assclowns
DET@MIN1st9:51Justin Jefferson 5 yard Passing Completion from Max Brosmer Daniel Thomas52.15-0
The Assclowns
DET@MIN1st8:35Justin Jefferson 9 yard Passing Completion from Max Brosmer Derrick Barnes54.05-0
The Assclowns
DET@MIN1st4:35Jahmyr Gibbs 4 yard Rushing Attempt Jay Ward54.45-0
The Assclowns
DET@MIN2nd15:00Jahmyr Gibbs 4 yard Rushing Attempt Jonathan Allen54.85-0
The Assclowns
DET@MIN2nd14:24Jahmyr Gibbs Rushing Attempt Fumble Lost recovered by Byron Murphy Blake Cashman52.45-0
The Assclowns
DET@MIN2nd9:45Jahmyr Gibbs 1 yard Rushing Attempt Isaiah Rodgers52.55-0
The Assclowns
DET@MIN2nd8:25Jahmyr Gibbs 8 yard Rushing Attempt Jay Ward53.35-0
The Assclowns
DET@MIN2nd7:49Jahmyr Gibbs 6 yard Rushing Attempt Harrison Smith53.95-0
The Assclowns
DET@MIN2nd5:29Jahmyr Gibbs 3 yard Rushing Attempt Jay Ward54.25-0
The Assclowns
DET@MIN2nd5:11Jahmyr Gibbs 2 yard Rushing Attempt Javon Hargrave54.45-0
The Assclowns
DET@MIN3rd10:22Justin Jefferson 6 yard Passing Completion from Max Brosmer Amik Robertson56.05-0
The Assclowns
DET@MIN3rd9:33Jahmyr Gibbs 1 yard Rushing Attempt Jonathan Allen56.15-0
The Assclowns
DET@MIN3rd1:50Jahmyr Gibbs 4 yard Rushing Attempt Blake Cashman56.55-0
The Assclowns
DET@MIN3rd1:14Jahmyr Gibbs 2 yard Rushing Attempt Jonathan Allen56.75-0
The Assclowns
DET@MIN4th12:55Jahmyr Gibbs 4 yard Rushing Attempt Javon Hargrave57.15-0
The Assclowns
DET@MIN4th12:27Jahmyr Gibbs 5 yard Rushing Attempt Dallas Turner57.65-0
The Assclowns
DET@MIN4th10:28Jahmyr Gibbs -3 yard Rushing Attempt Dallas Turner57.35-0
The Assclowns
DET@MIN4th2:57Justin Jefferson 10 yard Passing Completion from Max Brosmer Rock Ya-Sin59.35-0
The Assclowns
DET@MIN4th0:38Jahmyr Gibbs 13 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Blake Cashman61.65-0
DEN@KC1st1:34Travis Kelce 11 yard Passing Completion from Chris Oladokun Pat Surtain61.65-2.1
DEN@KC2nd15:00Travis Kelce 2 yard Passing Completion from Chris Oladokun Pat Surtain61.65-3.3
DEN@KC2nd12:49Harrison Butker XP61.65-4.3
DEN@KC3rd11:47Harrison Butker 53 yard Field Goal Made61.65-9.3
DEN@KC4th8:08Harrison Butker 47 yard Field Goal Made61.65-12.3
DEN@KC4th1:45Travis Kelce 4 yard Passing Completion from Chris Oladokun Malcolm Roach61.65-13.7
DEN@KC4th1:26Travis Kelce 5 yard Passing Completion from Chris Oladokun Malcolm Roach61.65-15.2
DEN@KC4th1:03Travis Kelce 14 yard Passing Completion from Chris Oladokun Jahdae Barron61.65-17.6
HOU@LAC1st13:30Jayden Higgins 75 yard Passing TD from C.J. Stroud61.65-32.1
The Assclowns
HOU@LAC1st13:20Omarion Hampton 2 yard Rushing Attempt Tommy Togiai61.85-32.1
The Assclowns
HOU@LAC1st12:47Omarion Hampton 3 yard Rushing Attempt Henry To'oTo'o62.15-32.1
HOU@LAC1st11:19Jayden Higgins 13 yard Passing Completion from C.J. Stroud Derwin James62.15-34.4
The Assclowns
HOU@LAC1st9:13Omarion Hampton 4 yard Rushing Attempt Azeez Al-Shaair62.55-34.4
The Assclowns
HOU@LAC1st8:35Omarion Hampton 3 yard Rushing Attempt Tommy Togiai62.85-34.4
The Assclowns
HOU@LAC1st7:11Omarion Hampton 5 yard Rushing Attempt Henry To'oTo'o63.35-34.4
The Assclowns
HOU@LAC1st2:04Omarion Hampton 6 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Jalen Pitre64.95-34.4
HOU@LAC2nd14:55Nico Collins 15 yard Passing Completion from C.J. Stroud Marcus Williams64.95-36.9
The Assclowns
HOU@LAC2nd11:05Omarion Hampton 1 yard Rushing Attempt Kamari Lassiter65.05-36.9
The Assclowns
HOU@LAC2nd8:48Omarion Hampton 5 yard Rushing Attempt Leki Fotu65.55-36.9
The Assclowns
HOU@LAC2nd8:09Omarion Hampton 17 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Azeez Al-Shaair68.25-36.9
The Assclowns
HOU@LAC2nd7:03Omarion Hampton -1 yard Rushing Attempt K'Von Wallace, Tremon Smith68.15-36.9
The Assclowns
HOU@LAC2nd2:45Omarion Hampton -5 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Will Anderson68.65-36.9
The Assclowns
HOU@LAC3rd14:19Omarion Hampton -1 yard Rushing Attempt Will Anderson, Leki Fotu68.55-36.9
The Assclowns
HOU@LAC3rd10:25Omarion Hampton 7 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Kamari Lassiter70.25-36.9
HOU@LAC3rd9:05Nico Collins 23 yard Passing Completion from C.J. Stroud Elijah Molden70.25-40.2
The Assclowns
HOU@LAC3rd2:05Omarion Hampton 4 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert K'Von Wallace71.65-40.2
The Assclowns
HOU@LAC3rd0:56Omarion Hampton 3 yard Rushing Attempt Azeez Al-Shaair71.95-40.2
The Assclowns
HOU@LAC4th13:13Omarion Hampton -1 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Henry To'oTo'o72.85-40.2
The Assclowns
HOU@LAC4th11:16Omarion Hampton 1 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Henry To'oTo'o73.95-40.2
The Assclowns
HOU@LAC4th5:08Omarion Hampton 2 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Henry To'oTo'o75.15-40.2
The Assclowns
HOU@LAC4th3:40Omarion Hampton 5 yard Rushing TD81.65-40.2
HOU@LAC4th3:28Nico Collins 19 yard Passing Completion from C.J. Stroud Derwin James81.65-43.1
BAL@GB1st5:51Christian Watson 39 yard Passing TD from Malik Willis81.65-54
BAL@GB2nd12:34Josh Jacobs 1 yard Rushing Attempt Travis Jones81.65-54.1
BAL@GB2nd3:31Christian Watson 13 yard Passing Completion from Malik Willis Marlon Humphrey81.65-56.4
BAL@GB3rd14:56Josh Jacobs 1 yard Rushing Attempt Trenton Simpson81.65-56.5
BAL@GB3rd12:54Christian Watson 31 yard Passing Completion from Malik Willis Malaki Starks81.65-60.6
BAL@GB3rd11:21Josh Jacobs 1 yard Rushing Attempt Travis Jones81.65-60.7
BAL@GB3rd10:44Josh Jacobs Passing Completion from Malik Willis John Jenkins81.65-61.7
BAL@GB3rd3:52Christian Watson 23 yard Passing Completion from Malik Willis Nate Wiggins81.65-65
BAL@GB4th8:10Christian Watson 7 yard Passing Completion from Malik Willis Nate Wiggins81.65-66.7
The Assclowns
JAC@IND1st14:50Jonathan Taylor 4 yard Rushing Attempt Josh Hines-Allen82.05-66.7
The Assclowns
JAC@IND1st14:13Jonathan Taylor 10 yard Rushing Attempt Montaric Brown83.05-66.7
The Assclowns
JAC@IND1st13:31Jonathan Taylor 4 yard Rushing Attempt Eric Murray83.45-66.7
SEA@CAR1st12:59Jaxon Smith-Njigba 13 yard Passing Completion from Sam Darnold Mike Jackson83.45-69
SEA@CAR1st12:21Kenneth Walker 1 yard Rushing Attempt Mike Jackson83.45-69.1