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Week 9 2025 Tue 10/28-Mon 11/3

TeamCoach Rating1234Total
(7-7)
95%
129
43
0
17
188.58
The Assclowns
(10-4)
76%
97
0
0
26
122.7
Final Regular Season Game
TeamGameTimeDescriptionScore
The Assclowns		BAL@MIA1st14:56Jaylen Waddle 20 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Alohi Gilman0-3
The Assclowns		BAL@MIA1st3:40Jaylen Waddle 3 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Nate Wiggins0-4.3
The Assclowns		BAL@MIA2nd4:13Jaylen Waddle 14 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Roquan Smith0-6.7
The Assclowns		BAL@MIA2nd3:39Jaylen Waddle 24 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Malaki Starks0-10.1
The Assclowns		BAL@MIA4th12:46Jaylen Waddle 8 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Nate Wiggins0-11.9
The Assclowns		BAL@MIA4th11:40Jaylen Waddle 13 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Nate Wiggins0-14.2
SF@NYG1st14:54Tyrone Tracy 5 yard Rushing Attempt Tatum Bethune0.5-14.2
The Assclowns		MIN@DET1st13:39Jahmyr Gibbs 6 yard Rushing Attempt Jonathan Allen0.5-14.8
SF@NYG1st13:02Tyrone Tracy 6 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Tatum Bethune2.1-14.8
The Assclowns		IND@PIT1st12:44Jonathan Taylor -1 yard Rushing Attempt Alex Highsmith2.1-14.7
CAR@GB1st11:38Romeo Doubs 5 yard Passing Completion from Jordan Love Tre'von Moehrig3.6-14.7
The Assclowns		LAC@TEN1st11:14Kimani Vidal 4 yard Rushing Attempt Cody Barton3.6-15.1
The Assclowns		LAC@TEN1st10:38Kimani Vidal 1 yard Rushing Attempt Cedric Gray3.6-15.2
The Assclowns		MIN@DET1st10:20Justin Jefferson 10 yard Passing TD from J.J. McCarthy3.6-23.2
MIN@DET1st10:17Will Reichard XP4.6-23.2
The Assclowns		MIN@DET1st9:41Jahmyr Gibbs -2 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Eric Wilson, Blake Cashman4.6-24
The Assclowns		IND@PIT1st9:38Jonathan Taylor 2 yard Rushing Attempt Keeanu Benton4.6-24.2
The Assclowns		LAC@TEN1st9:29Kimani Vidal 2 yard Rushing Attempt Amani Hooker4.6-24.4
The Assclowns		LAC@TEN1st8:51Oronde Gadsden 34 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Amani Hooker4.6-28.8
The Assclowns		IND@PIT1st8:51Jonathan Taylor 4 yard Rushing Attempt T.J. Watt4.6-29.2
The Assclowns		LAC@TEN1st8:07Kimani Vidal Rushing Attempt Fumble recovered by Kimani Vidal T'Vondre Sweat, C.J. Ravenell4.6-29.5
ATL@NE1st6:56Drake London 11 yard Passing Completion from Michael Penix Christian Gonzalez6.7-29.5
DEN@HOU1st5:19RJ Harvey 2 yard Rushing Attempt Tommy Togiai6.9-29.5
MIN@DET1st5:00Jordan Addison 31 yard Passing Completion from J.J. McCarthy Arthur Maulet11-29.5
The Assclowns		LAC@TEN1st4:40Kimani Vidal 1 yard Rushing Attempt Amani Hooker11-29.6
MIN@DET1st4:08Will Reichard XP12-29.6
The Assclowns		IND@PIT1st3:54Jonathan Taylor 4 yard Rushing Attempt Patrick Queen12-30
SF@NYG1st3:37Tyrone Tracy 3 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Dee Winters13.3-30
The Assclowns		MIN@DET1st3:24Jahmyr Gibbs 7 yard Rushing Attempt Blake Cashman13.3-30.7
ATL@NE1st2:37Drake London 16 yard Passing Completion from Michael Penix Christian Gonzalez15.9-30.7
The Assclowns		LAC@TEN1st2:11Kimani Vidal -2 yard Rushing Attempt T'Vondre Sweat15.9-30.5
The Assclowns		MIN@DET1st2:00Jahmyr Gibbs 4 yard Rushing Attempt Blake Cashman15.9-30.9
The Assclowns		LAC@TEN1st1:32Keenan Allen 31 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Kevin Winston15.9-35
ATL@NE1st0:29Drake London 1 yard Passing TD from Michael Penix23-35
The Assclowns		IND@PIT2nd14:54Jonathan Taylor 1 yard Rushing Attempt Derrick Harmon23-35.1
The Assclowns		IND@PIT2nd12:47Jonathan Taylor 6 yard Rushing Attempt Keeanu Benton23-35.7
The Assclowns		IND@PIT2nd12:05Jonathan Taylor 2 yard Rushing Attempt Payton Wilson23-35.9
The Assclowns		LAC@TEN2nd11:24Kimani Vidal 1 yard Rushing Attempt Darrell Baker23-36
The Assclowns		LAC@TEN2nd9:28Kimani Vidal 7 yard Rushing Attempt Kevin Winston23-36.7
The Assclowns		MIN@DET2nd7:42Justin Jefferson 2 yard Passing Completion from J.J. McCarthy Alex Anzalone23-37.9
The Assclowns		MIN@DET2nd7:18Justin Jefferson 11 yard Passing Completion from J.J. McCarthy Amik Robertson23-40
DEN@HOU2nd6:30RJ Harvey 3 yard Rushing Attempt Kamari Lassiter23.3-40
The Assclowns		IND@PIT2nd6:03Jonathan Taylor 5 yard Rushing Attempt Alex Highsmith23.3-40.5
MIN@DET2nd4:46Will Reichard 50 yard Field Goal Made28.3-40.5
The Assclowns		MIN@DET2nd4:36Jahmyr Gibbs -2 yard Rushing Attempt Javon Hargrave28.3-40.3
ATL@NE2nd3:21Drake London 5 yard Passing Completion from Michael Penix Robert Spillane29.8-40.3
The Assclowns		LAC@TEN2nd2:23Oronde Gadsden 6 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Cedric Gray29.8-41.9
The Assclowns		CAR@GB2nd2:22Ryan Fitzgerald XP29.8-42.9
The Assclowns		MIN@DET2nd1:38Justin Jefferson -1 yard Passing Completion from J.J. McCarthy Amik Robertson29.8-43.8
CAR@GB2nd0:56Romeo Doubs 30 yard Passing Completion from Jordan Love Trevin Wallace33.8-43.8
The Assclowns		MIN@DET2nd0:44Jahmyr Gibbs -1 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Andrew Van Ginkel33.8-44.7
ATL@NE2nd0:16Drake London 2 yard Passing TD from Michael Penix41-44.7
The Assclowns		LAC@TEN3rd14:55Kimani Vidal 1 yard Rushing Attempt Sebastian Joseph-Day41-44.8
The Assclowns		IND@PIT3rd14:37Jonathan Taylor 1 yard Rushing Attempt Keeanu Benton41-44.9
The Assclowns		LAC@TEN3rd14:14Oronde Gadsden 7 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Cedric Gray41-46.6
CAR@GB3rd13:52Romeo Doubs 8 yard Passing Completion from Jordan Love Mike Jackson42.8-46.6
CAR@GB3rd13:12Romeo Doubs 5 yard Passing Completion from Jordan Love Mike Jackson44.3-46.6
The Assclowns		MIN@DET3rd12:31Jahmyr Gibbs 2 yard Rushing Attempt Javon Hargrave44.3-46.8
The Assclowns		MIN@DET3rd11:50Jahmyr Gibbs 6 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Joshua Metellus44.3-48.4
The Assclowns		MIN@DET3rd11:24Justin Jefferson 21 yard Passing Completion from J.J. McCarthy Amik Robertson44.3-51.5
SF@NYG3rd9:30Tyrone Tracy 11 yard Rushing Attempt Tatum Bethune45.4-51.5
DEN@HOU3rd7:52RJ Harvey 5 yard Passing Completion from Bo Nix Jalen Pitre46.9-51.5
MIN@DET3rd7:37Jordan Addison 17 yard Passing Completion from J.J. McCarthy Terrion Arnold49.6-51.5
The Assclowns		LAC@TEN3rd7:01Oronde Gadsden 14 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Quandre Diggs49.6-53.9
CAR@GB3rd6:53Romeo Doubs 10 yard Passing Completion from Jordan Love Mike Jackson51.6-53.9
The Assclowns		IND@PIT3rd6:28Jonathan Taylor 5 yard Rushing Attempt Malik Harrison51.6-54.4
The Assclowns		LAC@TEN3rd6:22Kimani Vidal 6 yard Rushing Attempt Amani Hooker51.6-55
MIN@DET3rd6:04Will Reichard XP52.6-55
The Assclowns		IND@PIT3rd5:53Jonathan Taylor 7 yard Rushing Attempt Darius Slay52.6-55.7
The Assclowns		LAC@TEN3rd5:03Keenan Allen 10 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Amani Hooker52.6-57.7
SF@NYG3rd4:53Tyrone Tracy 2 yard Rushing Attempt Jordan Elliott52.8-57.7
The Assclowns		IND@PIT3rd3:49Jonathan Taylor 9 yard Rushing Attempt Malik Harrison52.8-58.6
SF@NYG3rd3:43Tyrone Tracy 10 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Upton Stout54.8-58.6
The Assclowns		MIN@DET3rd3:26Jahmyr Gibbs 2 yard Rushing Attempt Javon Hargrave54.8-58.8
The Assclowns		LAC@TEN3rd1:46Kimani Vidal 6 yard Rushing Attempt Cedric Gray54.8-59.4
The Assclowns		MIN@DET3rd1:30Jahmyr Gibbs 4 yard Rushing Attempt Isaiah Rodgers54.8-59.8
CAR@GB3rd1:28Romeo Doubs 28 yard Passing Completion from Jordan Love Trevin Wallace58.6-59.8
The Assclowns		MIN@DET4th15:00Justin Jefferson 4 yard Passing Completion from J.J. McCarthy Brian Branch58.6-61.2
The Assclowns		LAC@TEN4th14:22Oronde Gadsden 7 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Amani Hooker58.6-62.9
The Assclowns		IND@PIT4th13:40Jonathan Taylor 5 yard Passing Completion from Daniel Jones Patrick Queen58.6-64.4
DEN@HOU4th12:34RJ Harvey 27 yard Passing TD from Bo Nix69.3-64.4
CAR@GB4th12:26Romeo Doubs 5 yard Passing Completion from Jordan Love Jaycee Horn70.8-64.4
ATL@NE4th8:00Drake London 40 yard Passing Completion from Michael Penix Christian Gonzalez75.8-64.4
The Assclowns		MIN@DET4th7:48Jahmyr Gibbs 1 yard Rushing Attempt Joshua Metellus75.8-64.5
The Assclowns		IND@PIT4th6:34Jonathan Taylor 7 yard Passing Completion from Daniel Jones Payton Wilson75.8-66.2
ATL@NE4th6:03Drake London 10 yard Passing Completion from Michael Penix Carlton Davis77.8-66.2
MIN@DET4th5:15Jordan Addison 16 yard Rushing Attempt Aidan Hutchinson79.4-66.2
ATL@NE4th4:44Drake London 8 yard Passing TD from Michael Penix87.2-66.2
DEN@HOU4th4:40RJ Harvey 4 yard Passing Completion from Bo Nix Derek Stingley88.6-66.2
DEN@HOU4th4:33RJ Harvey 12 yard Passing Completion from Bo Nix Derek Stingley90.8-66.2
MIN@DET4th3:33Will Reichard 20 yard Field Goal Made93.8-66.2
The Assclowns		MIN@DET4th2:24Jahmyr Gibbs 1 yard Rushing Attempt Jonathan Allen93.8-66.3
ATL@NE4th2:22Drake London 25 yard Passing Completion from Michael Penix97.3-66.3
DEN@HOU4th0:50RJ Harvey 3 yard Passing Completion from Bo Nix Calen Bullock98.6-66.3
The Assclowns		CAR@GB4th0:01Ryan Fitzgerald 49 yard Field Goal Made98.6-69.3
NO@LAR1st13:01Puka Nacua 10 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Kool-Aid McKinstry100.6-69.3
NO@LAR1st12:43Puka Nacua 9 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Pete Werner102.5-69.3
NO@LAR1st9:00Puka Nacua 9 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Jonah Williams104.4-69.3
NO@LAR1st7:04Puka Nacua 5 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Jonas Sanker105.9-69.3
NO@LAR2nd15:00Puka Nacua 15 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Kool-Aid McKinstry108.4-69.3