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Week 8 2025 Tue 10/21-Mon 10/27

TeamCoach Rating1234Total
(3-11)
91%
16
33
75
33
155.68
(10-4)
88%
144
66
0
0
210.36
Final Regular Season Game
TeamGameTimeDescriptionScore
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC1st14:04Justin Jefferson 16 yard Passing Completion from Carson Wentz Benjamin St-Juste0-2.6
Pooptoad Su..
MIN@LAC1st13:19Jordan Mason 2 yard Rushing Attempt Benjamin St-Juste0.2-2.6
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC1st11:40Kimani Vidal -3 yard Rushing Attempt Jonathan Greenard0.2-2.3
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC1st10:53Keenan Allen 17 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Harrison Smith0.2-5
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC1st10:12Kimani Vidal -1 yard Rushing Attempt Levi Drake Rodriguez0.2-4.9
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC1st9:30Oronde Gadsden 9 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Harrison Smith0.2-6.8
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC1st7:38Oronde Gadsden 13 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Harrison Smith0.2-9.1
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC1st7:01Kimani Vidal 6 yard Rushing Attempt Ivan Pace0.2-9.7
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC1st6:28Kimani Vidal 3 yard Rushing Attempt Tyler Batty0.2-10
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC1st5:35Kimani Vidal -2 yard Rushing Attempt Jonathan Greenard0.2-9.8
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC1st4:05Oronde Gadsden 8 yard Passing TD from Justin Herbert0.2-17.6
Pooptoad Su..
MIN@LAC1st3:55Jordan Mason -1 yard Rushing Attempt Tuli Tuipulotu, Daiyan Henley0.1-17.6
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC1st1:33Kimani Vidal 6 yard Rushing Attempt Levi Drake Rodriguez0.1-18.2
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC1st0:56Oronde Gadsden 7 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Harrison Smith0.1-19.9
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC1st0:18Kimani Vidal 6 yard Rushing Attempt Eric Wilson0.1-20.5
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC2nd14:24Kimani Vidal 4 yard Rushing Attempt Blake Cashman0.1-20.9
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC2nd13:13Kimani Vidal 3 yard Rushing TD0.1-27.2
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC2nd12:15Justin Jefferson 10 yard Passing Completion from Carson Wentz Cam Hart0.1-29.2
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC2nd11:01Justin Jefferson 11 yard Passing Completion from Carson Wentz Benjamin St-Juste0.1-31.3
Pooptoad Su..
MIN@LAC2nd9:40Jordan Mason 3 yard Passing Completion from Carson Wentz Cam Hart1.4-31.3
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC2nd8:50Oronde Gadsden 40 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Blake Cashman1.4-36.3
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC2nd8:08Kimani Vidal -1 yard Rushing Attempt Blake Cashman1.4-36.2
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC2nd7:27Keenan Allen 12 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Byron Murphy1.4-38.4
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC2nd5:42Justin Jefferson 3 yard Passing Completion from Carson Wentz Benjamin St-Juste1.4-39.7
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC2nd5:03Justin Jefferson 15 yard Passing Completion from Carson Wentz RJ Mickens1.4-42.2
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC2nd4:04Kimani Vidal 3 yard Rushing Attempt Dallas Turner1.4-42.5
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC2nd2:48Keenan Allen 6 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert1.4-44.1
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC2nd0:26Justin Jefferson 17 yard Passing Completion from Carson Wentz Benjamin St-Juste1.4-46.8
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC3rd14:54Kimani Vidal 7 yard Rushing Attempt Levi Drake Rodriguez1.4-47.5
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC3rd14:15Kimani Vidal 8 yard Rushing Attempt Ivan Pace1.4-48.3
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC3rd13:35Kimani Vidal 9 yard Rushing Attempt Eric Wilson1.4-49.2
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC3rd12:18Kimani Vidal 10 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Blake Cashman1.4-51.2
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC3rd11:40Kimani Vidal -3 yard Rushing Attempt Eric Wilson1.4-50.9
Pooptoad Su..
MIN@LAC3rd9:53Jordan Mason -2 yard Rushing Attempt Tarheeb Still1.2-50.9
Pooptoad Su..
MIN@LAC3rd6:58Jordan Mason 4 yard Rushing Attempt Donte Jackson1.6-50.9
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC3rd4:31Kimani Vidal 2 yard Rushing Attempt Jonathan Greenard1.6-51.1
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC3rd3:50Keenan Allen 9 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Isaiah Rodgers1.6-53
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC3rd3:39Kimani Vidal 18 yard Rushing Attempt Harrison Smith1.6-54.8
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC3rd2:45Kimani Vidal 21 yard Rushing Attempt Isaiah Rodgers1.6-56.9
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC4th14:20Kimani Vidal 9 yard Rushing Attempt Isaiah Rodgers1.6-57.8
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC4th11:12Kimani Vidal 14 yard Rushing Attempt Eric Wilson1.6-59.2
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC4th10:29Kimani Vidal -1 yard Rushing Attempt Jonathan Allen, Blake Cashman1.6-59.1
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC4th8:00Kimani Vidal 9 yard Rushing Attempt Theo Jackson1.6-60
The Assclowns
MIN@LAC4th7:01Justin Jefferson 2 yard Passing Completion from Carson Wentz Cam Hart1.6-61.2
The Assclowns
SF@HOU1st11:44Woody Marks 4 yard Rushing Attempt Malik Mustapha1.6-61.6
The Assclowns
NYJ@CIN1st10:08Breece Hall 1 yard Rushing Attempt Cam Taylor-Britt1.6-61.7
The Assclowns
NYJ@CIN1st8:22Breece Hall -2 yard Rushing Attempt Barrett Carter1.6-61.5
The Assclowns
SF@HOU1st7:35Woody Marks 1 yard Rushing Attempt Tatum Bethune1.6-61.6
The Assclowns
NYJ@CIN1st5:30Breece Hall 11 yard Passing Completion from Justin Fields Demetrius Knight1.6-63.7
Pooptoad Su..
CHI@BAL1st5:23Zay Flowers 7 yard Passing Completion from Tyler Huntley Nahshon Wright3.3-63.7
The Assclowns
NYJ@CIN1st4:56Breece Hall -1 yard Rushing Attempt DJ Turner3.3-63.6
The Assclowns
SF@HOU1st3:37Woody Marks 5 yard Rushing Attempt Upton Stout3.3-64.1
The Assclowns
SF@HOU1st3:01Woody Marks 50 yard Passing Completion from C.J. Stroud Ji'Ayir Brown3.3-70.1
The Assclowns
NYJ@CIN1st0:36Breece Hall 3 yard Rushing Attempt Jordan Battle3.3-70.4
The Assclowns
NYJ@CIN2nd14:20Breece Hall 3 yard Passing Completion from Justin Fields Demetrius Knight3.3-71.7
Pooptoad Su..
CHI@BAL2nd13:50Zay Flowers 20 yard Passing Completion from Tyler Huntley Nahshon Wright6.3-71.7
The Assclowns
NYJ@CIN2nd13:40Breece Hall 4 yard Rushing Attempt Jordan Battle6.3-72.1
Pooptoad Su..
CHI@BAL2nd11:19Zay Flowers 7 yard Passing Completion from Tyler Huntley Montez Sweat8-72.1
The Assclowns
NYJ@CIN2nd10:37Breece Hall 10 yard Rushing Attempt Jordan Battle8-73.1
The Assclowns
NYJ@CIN2nd9:26Breece Hall 5 yard Rushing Attempt Logan Wilson8-73.6
The Assclowns
SF@HOU2nd8:57Woody Marks 1 yard Rushing Attempt Dee Winters8-73.7
The Assclowns
MIA@ATL2nd8:30Jaylen Waddle 22 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Jessie Bates8-76.9
The Assclowns
NYJ@CIN2nd6:06Breece Hall 1 yard Rushing Attempt Jordan Battle8-77
Pooptoad Su..
CHI@BAL2nd4:50Zay Flowers 6 yard Passing Completion from Tyler Huntley Jaylon Jones9.6-77
The Assclowns
SF@HOU2nd3:58Woody Marks 5 yard Rushing Attempt Kalia Davis9.6-77.5
Pooptoad Su..
CHI@BAL2nd3:28Zay Flowers 3 yard Passing Completion from Tyler Huntley Jaylon Jones10.9-77.5
The Assclowns
MIA@ATL2nd3:23Jaylen Waddle 6 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Mike Hughes10.9-79.1
The Assclowns
SF@HOU2nd2:56Woody Marks 2 yard Passing Completion from C.J. Stroud Renardo Green10.9-80.3
Pooptoad Su..
CHI@BAL2nd2:47Zay Flowers 14 yard Passing Completion from Tyler Huntley Jaquan Brisker13.3-80.3
The Assclowns
MIA@ATL2nd0:24Jaylen Waddle 10 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa JD Bertrand13.3-82.3
The Assclowns
SF@HOU2nd0:17Woody Marks 2 yard Passing Completion from C.J. Stroud Dee Winters13.3-83.5
The Assclowns
NYJ@CIN3rd14:53Breece Hall 3 yard Rushing Attempt Demetrius Knight13.3-83.8
The Assclowns
NYJ@CIN3rd10:43Breece Hall 9 yard Rushing Attempt Demetrius Knight13.3-84.7
The Assclowns
NYJ@CIN3rd8:07Breece Hall 9 yard Rushing Attempt Geno Stone13.3-85.6
The Assclowns
NYJ@CIN3rd7:06Breece Hall 3 yard Rushing Attempt B.J. Hill13.3-85.9
The Assclowns
MIA@ATL3rd4:26Jaylen Waddle 43 yard Passing TD from Tua Tagovailoa13.3-97.2
The Assclowns
NYJ@CIN3rd1:03Breece Hall 35 yard Rushing Attempt DJ Turner13.3-100.7
The Assclowns
SF@HOU3rd0:22Woody Marks 14 yard Rushing Attempt Malik Mustapha13.3-102.1
The Assclowns
NYJ@CIN4th15:00Breece Hall 7 yard Rushing Attempt Myles Murphy13.3-102.8
The Assclowns
SF@HOU4th14:55Woody Marks 5 yard Rushing Attempt Curtis Robinson13.3-103.3
The Assclowns
NYJ@CIN4th14:21Breece Hall 5 yard Rushing TD13.3-109.8
The Assclowns
SF@HOU4th13:41Woody Marks 6 yard Rushing Attempt Curtis Robinson13.3-110.4
The Assclowns
SF@HOU4th13:03Woody Marks 23 yard Rushing Attempt Upton Stout13.3-112.7
The Assclowns
SF@HOU4th12:19Woody Marks -2 yard Rushing Attempt Malik Mustapha13.3-112.5
Pooptoad Su..
CHI@BAL4th11:41Zay Flowers 8 yard Rushing Attempt Jaquan Brisker14.1-112.5
The Assclowns
SF@HOU4th11:12Woody Marks -5 yard Passing Completion from C.J. Stroud Curtis Robinson, Upton Stout14.1-113
The Assclowns
MIA@ATL4th10:56Jaylen Waddle 18 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Arnold Ebiketie14.1-115.8
The Assclowns
NYJ@CIN4th8:01Breece Hall 27 yard Rushing TD14.1-124.5
The Assclowns
NYJ@CIN4th6:14Breece Hall 10 yard Rushing Attempt Joseph Ossai14.1-125.5
The Assclowns
NYJ@CIN4th5:16Breece Hall 4 yard Rushing Attempt Demetrius Knight14.1-125.9
Pooptoad Su..
CHI@BAL4th5:00Zay Flowers 6 yard Passing Completion from Tyler Huntley T.J. Edwards15.7-125.9
The Assclowns
NYJ@CIN4th2:00Mason Taylor 4 yard Passing TD from Breece Hall15.7-131.1
Pooptoad Su..
TB@NO1st13:44Chris Olave -3 yard Rushing Attempt Jacob Parrish15.4-131.1
Pooptoad Su..
TB@NO1st8:59Chris Olave 3 yard Passing Completion from Spencer Rattler16.7-131.1
The Assclowns
TEN@IND1st14:55Jonathan Taylor 12 yard Rushing Attempt Amani Hooker16.7-132.3
The Assclowns
DAL@DEN1st13:35Brevyn Spann-Ford 9 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Jonathon Cooper16.7-132.75
The Assclowns
DAL@DEN1st11:49CeeDee Lamb 29 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Riley Moss16.7-134.2
The Assclowns
TB@NO2nd6:41Chase McLaughlin XP16.7-135.2
Pooptoad Su..
TB@NO2nd5:57Chris Olave 28 yard Passing Completion from Spencer Rattler Zyon McCollum20.5-135.2
Pooptoad Su..
TB@NO2nd5:19Chris Olave 2 yard Passing Completion from Spencer Rattler Jacob Parrish21.7-135.2