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Ameer Abdullah
RB FA

Mr. Taylor Swift
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Ameer Abdullah
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

Jameis Winston
QB NYG (14)

Stacked like Nancy Pelosi
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Jameis Winston
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

Amari Cooper
WR FA

Aba’s Idea Kitchen and ATM
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Amari Cooper
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

Jason Myers
K SEA (8)

Stacked like Nancy Pelosi
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Jason Myers
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

Chris Boswell
K PIT (5)

Robes Pierre
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Chris Boswell
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

Davante Adams
WR LAR (8)

Robes Pierre
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Davante Adams
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

Mike Evans
WR SF (14)

Old Man Henry
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Mike Evans
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

Adam Thielen
WR FA

Hock Tuatwelve
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Adam Thielen
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

Keenan Allen
WR FA

Aba’s Idea Kitchen and ATM
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Keenan Allen
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

Geno Smith
QB NYJ (9)

Aba’s Idea Kitchen and ATM
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Geno Smith
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

Travis Kelce
TE KC (10)

Aba’s Idea Kitchen and ATM
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Travis Kelce
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

DeAndre Hopkins
WR FA

22.5 Sacks
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DeAndre Hopkins
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

Russell Wilson
QB FA

22.5 Sacks
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Russell Wilson
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

Matthew Stafford
QB LAR (8)

Relevant Again!
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Matthew Stafford
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

Washington Commanders
D/ST WAS (12)

22.5 Sacks
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Washington Commanders
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM