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Kyler Murray
QB MIN (6)

Mr. Taylor Swift
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Kyler Murray
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

QWill Dissly
TE FA

The Doin Work, Bitches!
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Will Dissly
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

Jason Sanders
K NYG (14)

Aba’s Idea Kitchen and ATM
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Jason Sanders
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

Marquez Valdes-Scantling
WR FA

Stacked like Nancy Pelosi
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Marquez Valdes-Scantling
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

QDalton Schultz
TE HOU (6)

Relevant Again!
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Dalton Schultz
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

Mark Andrews
TE BAL (7)

22.5 Sacks
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Mark Andrews
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

Nick Chubb
RB FA

Stacked like Nancy Pelosi
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Nick Chubb
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

Courtland Sutton
WR DEN (12)

Hate The Drake
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Courtland Sutton
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

QCalvin Ridley
WR TEN (10)

Hate The Drake
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Calvin Ridley
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

Sam Darnold
QB SEA (8)

Old Man Henry
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Sam Darnold
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

DJ Moore
WR BUF (7)

Loose Ladles
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DJ Moore
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

Baker Mayfield
QB TB (9)

Mr. Taylor Swift
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Baker Mayfield
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

Younghoe Koo
K FA

The Doin Work, Bitches!
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Younghoe Koo
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

Harrison Butker
K KC (10)

Hate The Drake
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Harrison Butker
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM

Aaron Jones
RB MIN (6)

Hate The Drake
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Aaron Jones
Mon 8/25/25 7:28 PM