God's Perfect Asshole

Player	Week 2		Rank	Fantasy				Availability
God's Perfect Asshole
Name	Opp	FPts	2025	Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season		Status
Joe Burrow QB CIN (10)	JACW 31-27	7.04	29	21.14↑	23.5↑	19.87	16.8 134.46 Total	Locked	QB
QCam Ward QB TEN (10)	LARL 19-33	9.8	22	9.18	14.75	14.06	11 186.66 Total	Locked	FLEX
Chase Brown RB CIN (10)	JACW 31-27	8.5	7	19	27↑	23.1	16.6 282.6 Total	Locked	RB
IRJames Conner RB ARI (8)	CARW 27-22	12.2	79	0↓	6.3	8.32	8.3 33.3 Total	Locked	RB
Tee Higgins WR CIN (10)	JACW 31-27	14.6	15	18.7↑	14.3	15.64	14.1 211.6 Total	Locked	WR
IRGarrett Wilson WR NYJ (9)	BUFL 10-30	9	62	0↓	7.8	13.6	14.2 99.5 Total	Locked	WR
Deebo Samuel WR WAS (12)	@GBL 18-27	17.4	25	4.1↓	7.3↓	7.18↓	11.8 188.2 Total	Locked	RB/WR/TE
QT.J. Hockenson TE MIN (6)	ATLL 6-22	2.2	26	1.2↓	7	7.76	7.5 112.8 Total	Locked	TE
IRBrandon Jones S DEN (12)	@INDL 28-29	9	52	4.5↓	5.5	6.15	8 111.5 Total	Locked	DB
Daiyan Henley LB LAC (12)	@LVW 20-9	28.75	34	9	9.25	9.25	9.8 157 Total	Locked	LB
IRJonathan Greenard EDR MIN (6)	ATLL 6-22	8.75	52	6	2.75↓	3.7	6.3 75.75 Total	Locked	EDR/IL

Benched
Mac Jones QB SF (14)	@NOW 26-21	21.76	30	-0.3↓	-0.13↓	7.69	11.8 130.04 Total	Locked	BN
Kenneth Gainwell RB PIT (5)	SEAL 17-31	6.6	16	21.4↑	17.33	17.56	13.2 224.3 Total	Locked	BN
Rhamondre Stevenson RB NE (14)	@MIAW 33-27	21.2	25	35.3↑	26.77↑	20.4	12.8 178.8 Total	Locked	BN
IRQuinshon Judkins RB CLE (9)	@BALL 17-41	10.1	26	10.1	8.07↓	11.36	12.1 169.8 Total	Locked	BN
IRCam Skattebo RB NYG (14)	@DALL 37-40	13.9	37	10↓	19.8	17.36	16 127.7 Total	Locked	BN
Nick Chubb RB HOU (6)	TBL 19-20	15.2	54	0.1↓	1.87↓	3.5	5.9 88.3 Total	Locked	BN
Ollie Gordon RB MIA (12)	NEL 27-33	2.3	68	2.1↓	0.67↓	1.94	3.2 54.1 Total	Locked	BN
Jaleel McLaughlin RB DEN (12)	@INDL 28-29	—	82	6.8↑	4.83	3.8	3.9 31.4 Total	Locked	BN
IRMiles Sanders RB DAL (10)	NYGW 40-37	9.9	86	4.5↓	7.57	6.67	6.7 26.7 Total	Locked	BN
Dameon Pierce RB KC (10)	PHIL 17-20	—	126	1↑	0.33	0.72	0.7 3.6 Total	Locked	BN
Sione Vaki RB DET (8)	CHIW 52-21	—	138	0↓	0↓	0↓	0.1 0.4 Total	Locked	BN
Courtland Sutton WR DEN (12)	@INDL 28-29	1.6	13	1.5↓	10.03	13.32	12.9 219.7 Total	Locked	BN
Tetairoa McMillan WR CAR (14)	@ARIL 22-27	16	16	10.5	10.43	9.42	12.4 211.4 Total	Locked	BN
Keenan Allen WR LAC (12)	@LVW 20-9	17.1	29	10.6	7.57↓	7.3↓	10.7 182.7 Total	Locked	BN
OUTTroy Franklin WR DEN (12)	@INDL 28-29	24	31	0↓	5.43	8.24	10.4 177.1 Total	Locked	BN
Jakobi Meyers WR JAC (8)	LACL 9-20	12.8	32	9.4	8.63	10.56	11 175.8 Total	Locked	BN
Kayshon Boutte WR NE (14)	@MIAW 33-27	8.6	51	4.4↓	3.67↓	5.6	8.9 124.1 Total	Locked	BN
Brandin Cooks WR BUF (11)	SFL 21-26	4.6	107	14.1↑	4.7	3.28	3.7 51.9 Total	Locked	BN
Adam Thielen WR FA (6)	ATLL 6-22	4.6	122	7.3↑	6.53↑	4.54	2.8 39.6 Total	Locked	BN
Elijah Moore WR FA (7)	@NYJW 30-10	10.7	141	0.7↓	2.43	1.94	3.2 28.6 Total	Locked	BN
Skyy Moore WR SF (14)	@NOW 26-21	0	165	0↓	1.43	0.86	0.9 14.8 Total	Locked	BN
Juwan Johnson TE NO (11)	SFL 21-26	15.9	8	7.1↓	12.5	10.46	10.6 179.9 Total	Locked	BN
IRZach Ertz TE WAS (12)	@GBL 18-27	18.4	19	2.1↓	10.3	9.78	9.7 126.4 Total	Locked	BN
Evan Engram TE DEN (12)	@INDL 28-29	2.2	29	7.5	6.4	4.84	6.4 102.8 Total	Locked	BN
Mike Gesicki TE CIN (10)	JACW 31-27	4.8	41	3.3↓	7.5	9.04	5.9 70.7 Total	Locked	BN
IRJoshua Metellus S MIN (6)	ATLL 6-22	6	48	8.25	6.5	8.25	8.6 120.5 Total	Locked	BN
Quinnen Williams IL DAL (9)	BUFL 10-30	5	8	4.25↓	6.42	5.5	6.9 104 Total	Locked	BN
IRKayvon Thibodeaux EDR NYG (14)	@DALL 37-40	13.25	90	3↓	3.25	3.25	4.8 47.5 Total	Locked	BN
Bobby Okereke LB NYG (14)	@DALL 37-40	12	14	16.25↑	17.08↑	13.4	11.5 195.75 Total	Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
Brock Purdy QB SF (14)	@NOW 26-21	—	23	5.18↓	24.33	23.26	19.7 177.38 Total	Locked	IR
QXavier Worthy WR KC (10)	PHIL 17-20	—	59	0.1↓	3.9↓	6.32	7.8 109.9 Total	Locked	IR
Jonathan Mingo WR DAL (10)	NYGW 40-37	—	204	0↓	0↓	0.7	0.7 3.5 Total	Locked	IR

Record

2-12

Points

1,814.17-2,049.34

Waiver Budget

Rank

Owner

HowlingFantods

Last Lineup Change

Sat 12/20/25 9:16 PM

Roster

Illegal

3 QB 1-7
12 RB 2-14
13 WR 2-15
5 TE 1-6
0 CB 0-6
2 S 0-6
2 EDR 0-6
1 IL 0-6
2 LB 1-6
11 Start 11 max
3 IR 5 max
40 Active 40 max
43 Total 45 max

Keepers

28 Set / 40 Allowed

Benched

Injured Reserve