God's Perfect Asshole

Player	Divisional			Rank	Fantasy				Availability
God's Perfect Asshole
Name	Opp	Proj	Actual	2025	Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season		Status
Brock Purdy QB SF (14)	@SEAL 6-41	15.31	5.3	23	5.18↓	24.33	23.26	19.7 177.38 Total	Locked	QB
Joe Burrow QB CIN (10)		—	—	29	21.14↑	23.5↑	19.87	16.8 134.46 Total	Locked	FLEX
OUTDe'Von Achane RB MIA (12)		—	—	5	14.2↓	16.97	17.56	20.2 322.8 Total	Locked	RB
Chase Brown RB CIN (10)		—	—	7	19	27↑	23.1	16.6 282.6 Total	Locked	RB
IRQuinshon Judkins RB CLE (9)		—	—	26	10.1	8.07↓	11.36	12.1 169.8 Total	Locked	RB/WR/TE
Tetairoa McMillan WR CAR (14)		—	—	16	10.5	10.43	9.42	12.4 211.4 Total	Locked	WR
Justin Jefferson WR MIN (6)		—	—	21	18.4↑	13.3	9.44	11.9 201.5 Total	Locked	WR
Juwan Johnson TE NO (11)		—	—	8	7.1↓	12.5	10.46	10.6 179.9 Total	Locked	TE
IRBrandon Jones S DEN (12)	BUFW 33-30	—	—	52	4.5↓	5.5	6.15	8 111.5 Total	Locked	DB
Barrett Carter LB CIN (10)		—	—	45	5.25↓	7.75	6.9	8.3 133.25 Total	Locked	LB
Jonathon Cooper EDR DEN (12)	BUFW 33-30	6.37	3	28	0.75↓	1.5↓	2.7	5.9 100.75 Total	Locked	EDR/IL

Benched
OUTCam Ward QB TEN (10)		—	—	22	9.18	14.75	14.06	11 186.66 Total	Locked	BN
Kenneth Gainwell RB PIT (5)		—	—	16	21.4↑	17.33	17.56	13.2 224.3 Total	Locked	BN
Rhamondre Stevenson RB NE (14)	HOU0:05 1st	13.67	4.4	25	35.3↑	26.77↑	20.4	12.8 178.8 Total	Locked	BN
Nick Chubb RB HOU (6)	@NE0:05 1st•	3.04	0.2	54	0.1↓	1.87↓	3.5	5.9 88.3 Total	Locked	BN
Ollie Gordon RB MIA (12)		—	—	68	2.1↓	0.67↓	1.94	3.2 54.1 Total	Locked	BN
Jaleel McLaughlin RB DEN (12)	BUFW 33-30	4.17	2.1	82	6.8↑	4.83	3.8	3.9 31.4 Total	Locked	BN
Courtland Sutton WR DEN (12)	BUFW 33-30	12.72	9.3	13	1.5↓	10.03	13.32	12.9 219.7 Total	Locked	BN
Tee Higgins WR CIN (10)		—	—	15	18.7↑	14.3	15.64	14.1 211.6 Total	Locked	BN
Deebo Samuel WR WAS (12)		—	—	25	4.1↓	7.3↓	7.18↓	11.8 188.2 Total	Locked	BN
Keenan Allen WR LAC (12)		—	—	29	10.6	7.57↓	7.3↓	10.7 182.7 Total	Locked	BN
OUTTroy Franklin WR DEN (12)	BUFW 33-30	7.64	—	31	0↓	5.43	8.24	10.4 177.1 Total	Locked	BN
Jakobi Meyers WR JAC (8)		—	—	32	9.4	8.63	10.56	11 175.8 Total	Locked	BN
Kayshon Boutte WR NE (14)	HOU0:05 1st	8.04	—	51	4.4↓	3.67↓	5.6	8.9 124.1 Total	Locked	BN
OUTXavier Worthy WR KC (10)		—	—	59	0.1↓	3.9↓	6.32	7.8 109.9 Total	Locked	BN
Adonai Mitchell WR NYJ (9)		—	—	73	0↓	4.17	6.66	5.5 87.9 Total	Locked	BN
IRGreg Dortch WR ARI (8)		—	—	85	3.4↓	12.93	9.18	6.3 75.1 Total	Locked	BN
Isaiah Bond WR CLE (9)		—	—	104	2.7↓	2.43↓	3.64	3.6 54.7 Total	Locked	BN
IRJaylin Lane WR WAS (12)		—	—	112	0↓	2	1.66	3.3 49.2 Total	Locked	BN
Jonathan Mingo WR DAL (10)		—	—	204	0↓	0↓	0.7	0.7 3.5 Total	Locked	BN
IRZach Ertz TE WAS (12)		—	—	19	2.1↓	10.3	9.78	9.7 126.4 Total	Locked	BN
OUTT.J. Hockenson TE MIN (6)		—	—	26	1.2↓	7	7.76	7.5 112.8 Total	Locked	BN
Evan Engram TE DEN (12)	BUFW 33-30	6.3	1.7	29	7.5	6.4	4.84	6.4 102.8 Total	Locked	BN
Mike Gesicki TE CIN (10)		—	—	41	3.3↓	7.5	9.04	5.9 70.7 Total	Locked	BN
IRJoshua Metellus S MIN (6)		—	—	48	8.25	6.5	8.25	8.6 120.5 Total	Locked	BN
Quinnen Williams IL DAL (10)		—	—	8	4.25↓	6.42	5.5	6.9 104 Total	Locked	BN
Nick Herbig EDR PIT (5)		—	—	23	6.5	3.17↓	4.2	7.6 114.25 Total	Locked	BN
IRJonathan Greenard EDR MIN (6)		—	—	52	6	2.75↓	3.7	6.3 75.75 Total	Locked	BN
Bobby Okereke LB NYG (14)		—	—	14	16.25↑	17.08↑	13.4	11.5 195.75 Total	Locked	BN
Daiyan Henley LB LAC (12)		—	—	34	9	9.25	9.25	9.8 157 Total	Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
IRCam Skattebo RB NYG (14)		—	—	37	10↓	19.8	17.36	16 127.7 Total	Locked	IR
IRJames Conner RB ARI (8)		—	—	79	0↓	6.3	8.32	8.3 33.3 Total	Locked	IR
IRMiles Sanders RB DAL (10)		—	—	86	4.5↓	7.57	6.67	6.7 26.7 Total	Locked	IR
IRGarrett Wilson WR NYJ (9)		—	—	62	0↓	7.8	13.6	14.2 99.5 Total	Locked	IR
IRKayvon Thibodeaux EDR NYG (14)		—	—	90	3↓	3.25	3.25	4.8 47.5 Total	Locked	IR

Record

2-12

Points

1,814.17-2,049.34

Waiver Budget

Rank

Owner

HowlingFantods

Last Lineup Change

Sat 12/20/25 9:16 PM

Roster

3 QB 1-7
8 RB 2-14
15 WR 2-15
5 TE 1-6
0 CB 0-6
2 S 0-6
3 EDR 0-6
1 IL 0-6
3 LB 1-6
11 Start 11 max
5 IR 5 max
40 Active 40 max
45 Total 45 max

Keepers

28 Set / 40 Allowed

Benched

Injured Reserve