God's Perfect Asshole

Player	Week 1		Rank			Fantasy				Availability
God's Perfect Asshole
Name	Opp	FPts	Draft	PPR	2025	Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season		Status
Brock Purdy QB SF (14)		—			23	5.18↓	24.33	23.26	19.7 177.38 Total	Locked	QB
Joe Burrow QB CIN (10)		—	QB4		29	21.14↑	23.5↑	19.87	16.8 134.46 Total	Locked	FLEX
De'Von Achane RB MIA (12)		—	RB6		5	14.2↓	16.97	17.56	20.2 322.8 Total	Locked	RB
Chase Brown RB CIN (10)		—	RB12		7	19	27↑	23.1	16.6 282.6 Total	Locked	RB
QQuinshon Judkins RB CLE (9)		—	RB22		26	10.1	8.07↓	11.36	12.1 169.8 Total	Locked	RB/WR/TE
Tetairoa McMillan WR CAR (14)		—	WR15		16	10.5	10.43	9.42	12.4 211.4 Total	Locked	WR
Justin Jefferson WR MIN (6)		—	WR10		21	18.4↑	13.3	9.44	11.9 201.5 Total	Locked	WR
Juwan Johnson TE NO (11)		—			8	7.1↓	12.5	10.46	10.6 179.9 Total	Locked	TE
QBrandon Jones S DEN (12)		—			52	4.5↓	5.5	6.15	8 111.5 Total	Locked	DB
Barrett Carter LB CIN (10)		—			45	5.25↓	7.75	6.9	8.3 133.25 Total	Locked	LB
Jonathon Cooper EDR DEN (12)		—			28	0.75↓	1.5↓	2.7	5.9 100.75 Total	Locked	EDR/IL

Benched
QCam Ward QB TEN (10)		—			22	9.18	14.75	14.06	11 186.66 Total	Locked	BN
Kenneth Gainwell RB PIT (5)		—			16	21.4↑	17.33	17.56	13.2 224.3 Total	Locked	BN
Rhamondre Stevenson RB NE (14)		—			25	35.3↑	26.77↑	20.4	12.8 178.8 Total	Locked	BN
Nick Chubb RB HOU (6)		—			54	0.1↓	1.87↓	3.5	5.9 88.3 Total	Locked	BN
Ollie Gordon RB MIA (12)		—			68	2.1↓	0.67↓	1.94	3.2 54.1 Total	Locked	BN
Jaleel McLaughlin RB DEN (12)		—			82	6.8↑	4.83	3.8	3.9 31.4 Total	Locked	BN
Courtland Sutton WR DEN (12)		—	WR28		13	1.5↓	10.03	13.32	12.9 219.7 Total	Locked	BN
Tee Higgins WR CIN (10)		—	WR13		15	18.7↑	14.3	15.64	14.1 211.6 Total	Locked	BN
Deebo Samuel WR WAS (12)		—			25	4.1↓	7.3↓	7.18↓	11.8 188.2 Total	Locked	BN
Keenan Allen WR LAC (12)		—			29	10.6	7.57↓	7.3↓	10.7 182.7 Total	Locked	BN
QTroy Franklin WR DEN (12)		—			31	0↓	5.43	8.24	10.4 177.1 Total	Locked	BN
Jakobi Meyers WR JAC (8)		—			32	9.4	8.63	10.56	11 175.8 Total	Locked	BN
Kayshon Boutte WR NE (14)		—			51	4.4↓	3.67↓	5.6	8.9 124.1 Total	Locked	BN
QXavier Worthy WR KC (10)		—			59	0.1↓	3.9↓	6.32	7.8 109.9 Total	Locked	BN
Adonai Mitchell WR NYJ (9)		—			73	0↓	4.17	6.66	5.5 87.9 Total	Locked	BN
QGreg Dortch WR ARI (8)		—			85	3.4↓	12.93	9.18	6.3 75.1 Total	Locked	BN
Isaiah Bond WR CLE (9)		—			104	2.7↓	2.43↓	3.64	3.6 54.7 Total	Locked	BN
QJaylin Lane WR WAS (12)		—			112	0↓	2	1.66	3.3 49.2 Total	Locked	BN
Jonathan Mingo WR DAL (10)		—			204	0↓	0↓	0.7	0.7 3.5 Total	Locked	BN
QZach Ertz TE WAS (12)		—			19	2.1↓	10.3	9.78	9.7 126.4 Total	Locked	BN
QT.J. Hockenson TE MIN (6)		—			26	1.2↓	7	7.76	7.5 112.8 Total	Locked	BN
Evan Engram TE DEN (12)		—			29	7.5	6.4	4.84	6.4 102.8 Total	Locked	BN
Mike Gesicki TE CIN (10)		—			41	3.3↓	7.5	9.04	5.9 70.7 Total	Locked	BN
QJoshua Metellus S MIN (6)		—			48	8.25	6.5	8.25	8.6 120.5 Total	Locked	BN
Quinnen Williams IL DAL (10)		—			8	4.25↓	6.42	5.5	6.9 104 Total	Locked	BN
Nick Herbig EDR PIT (5)		—			23	6.5	3.17↓	4.2	7.6 114.25 Total	Locked	BN
QJonathan Greenard EDR MIN (6)		—			52	6	2.75↓	3.7	6.3 75.75 Total	Locked	BN
Bobby Okereke LB FA		—			14	16.25↑	17.08↑	13.4	11.5 195.75 Total	Locked	BN
Daiyan Henley LB LAC (12)		—			34	9	9.25	9.25	9.8 157 Total	Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
QCam Skattebo RB NYG (14)		—	RB21		37	10↓	19.8	17.36	16 127.7 Total	Locked	IR
QJames Conner RB ARI (8)		—			79	0↓	6.3	8.32	8.3 33.3 Total	Locked	IR
QMiles Sanders RB DAL (10)		—			86	4.5↓	7.57	6.67	6.7 26.7 Total	Locked	IR
QGarrett Wilson WR NYJ (9)		—	WR18		62	0↓	7.8	13.6	14.2 99.5 Total	Locked	IR
QKayvon Thibodeaux EDR NYG (14)		—			90	3↓	3.25	3.25	4.8 47.5 Total	Locked	IR

Waiver Budget

$100

Owner

HowlingFantods

Last Lineup Change

Sat 12/20/25 9:16 PM

Current

Mecha ..

Roster

Illegal

3 QB 1-7
8 RB 2-14
15 WR 2-15
5 TE 1-6
0 CB 0-6
2 S 0-6
3 EDR 0-6
1 IL 0-6
3 LB 1-6
11 Start 11 max
5 IR 5 max
40 Active 40 max
45 Total 45 max

Keepers

28 Set / 40 Allowed

Benched

Injured Reserve