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Player		Week Conference				Rank		Fantasy					Availability
Tesla Shock
Name		Opp	Proj	Actual		2025		Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season			Status
Jalen Hurts QB PHI (9)			—	—		9		10↓	18.3	15.26	20.5 327.3 Total		Locked	QB
James Cook RB BUF (7)			—	—		6		1.5↓	11.87	14.96	16.6 282.7 Total		Locked	RB
Derrick Henry RB BAL (7)			—	—		7		12.6	27	20.34	15.9 271 Total		Locked	RB
Christian McCaffrey RB SF (14)			—	—		1		8.7↓	21.47	19	21.4 363.6 Total		Locked	RB/WR/TE
Stefon Diggs WR NE (14)		@DENSun 3:00 PM	9.95	—		18		5.8↓	14.4	10.28	9.9 167.8 Total		Locked	WR
Alec Pierce WR IND (11)			—	—		24		27.2↑	16.6	12.48	10.7 159.8 Total		Locked	WR
Jakobi Meyers WR JAC (8)			—	—		35		6.9	6.13↓	8.16	8.6 138.3 Total		Locked	WR
Travis Kelce TE KC (10)			—	—		4		1.7↓	2.97↓	4.14	9.1 154.2 Total		Locked	TE
Cameron Dicker K LAC (12)			—	—		4		3↓	5.73↓	10.6	10.8 183.3 Total		Locked	K
New Orleans Saints D/ST NO (11)			—	—		12		6.4	11.2↑	8	6.4 108.8 Total		Locked	D/ST

Benched
Jacoby Brissett QB ARI (8)			—	—		16		18.05	16.43	18.82	18.6 260.1 Total		Locked	BN
OUTZach Charbonnet RB SEA (8)		LARSun 6:30 PM	—	—		23		17.2↑	19.27↑	13.7	10.7 171.4 Total		Locked	BN
Tez Johnson WR TB (9)			—	—		66		2.7↓	2↓	1.2↓	4.9 78.6 Total		Locked	BN
Ricky Pearsall WR SF (14)			—	—		76		11↑	8.67	5.66	7.1 70.6 Total		Locked	BN
JuJu Smith-Schuster WR KC (10)			—	—		87		2.3↓	2.37↓	1.62↓	3.4 57 Total		Locked	BN
QRashod Bateman WR BAL (7)			—	—		101		1.2↓	1.5↓	1.6↓	3.5 45.9 Total		Locked	BN
Tutu Atwell WR LAR (8)		@SEASun 6:30 PM	—	—		128		2.4	1.27↓	2.4	3.1 28.2 Total		Locked	BN
QColston Loveland TE CHI (5)			—	—		11		20.1↑	14.33	12.4	8.5 136.1 Total		Locked	BN
Brenton Strange TE JAC (8)			—	—		23		14.2↑	11.17	8.16	7.9 95 Total		Locked	BN
Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF (7)			—	—		14		5	5.47	5.6	5.8 99 Total		Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
IRKyler Murray QB ARI (8)			—	—		38		17.5	17.08	17.48	17.5 87.4 Total		Locked	IR
IRAntonio Gibson RB NE (14)		@DENSun 3:00 PM	—	—		87		2.1↓	3.87	4.24	4.2 21.2 Total		Locked	IR

Taxi Squad
Sean Tucker RB TB (9)			—	—		49		-1.4↓	1.9	4.26	5 85.4 Total		Locked	TAXI
IRTrey Benson RB ARI (8)			—	—		78		0↓	4.83	5.78	5.8 28.9 Total		Locked	TAXI
IRBraelon Allen RB NYJ (9)			—	—		96		0.6↓	2.47	3.57	3.6 14.3 Total		Locked	TAXI
Jarquez Hunter RB LAR (8)		@SEASun 6:30 PM	—	—									Locked	TAXI
QPat Bryant WR DEN (12)		NESun 3:00 PM	1.5	—		85		5.1	5.67	6.68↑	4.6 59.3 Total		Locked	TAXI
John Metchie WR NYJ (9)			—	—		91		3.5	3.33	4.06	4.3 55.4 Total		Locked	TAXI
Kyle Williams WR NE (14)		@DENSun 3:00 PM	3.34	—		105		0.5↓	5.2	5.08	3.2 44.2 Total		Locked	TAXI
Devontez Walker WR BAL (7)			—	—		120		11.6↑	4.2	3.22	4.4 35.6 Total		Locked	TAXI
Jamari Thrash WR CLE (9)			—	—		153		0↓	2.3	2.38	2 15.7 Total		Locked	TAXI
QJalin Hyatt WR NYG (14)			—	—		182		0↓	0.93	1.2	1 6 Total		Locked	TAXI
Chig Okonkwo TE TEN (10)			—	—		22		1.2↓	9.2	7.18	5.6 96 Total		Locked	TAXI
Adam Trautman TE DEN (12)		NESun 3:00 PM	1.61	—		56		3.4	2.83	3.2	2.7 35.5 Total		Locked	TAXI

Record

9-5

Points

1,731.75-1,641.9

Waiver Budget

$100

Rank

1

Owner

Last Lineup Change

Thu 12/25/25 7:01 PM

Previous

Current

Roster

2 QB 1-25
4 RB 2-25
8 WR 3-25
3 TE 1-25
1 K 1-10
2 D/ST 1-10
10 Start 10 max
2 IR 2 max
12 TAXI 15 max
20 Active 20 max
34 Total 37 max

Keepers

0 Set / 14 Allowed