Fantasy Matchup: 2kYearOldDream @ Tesla Shock · Haha: Clinton's Dicks

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 16 2025 Tue 12/16-Mon 12/22
#3 2kYearOldDream (8-6)	71%	34	62	18	0	113
#2 Tesla Shock (9-5)	90%	66	7	41	52	166.25
Final Playoff Game

2kYearOldDr..					Tesla Shock
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
J. Allen QB BUF	@CLEW 23-20	130 Yd	8.2	QB	20.25	185 Yd 2 TD	@WASW 29-18	J. Hurts QB PHI
T. Etienne RB JAC	@DENW 34-20	50 Yd 4/5 Rec 16 Yd 1 TD	14.6	RB	22.8	128 Yd 2 TD	NEL 24-28	D. Henry RB BAL
A. Jeanty RB LV	@HOUL 21-23	128 Yd 1/2 Rec 60 Yd 2 TD	31.3	RB	25.9	117 Yd 1/2 Rec 17 Yd 2 TD	@CLEW 23-20	J. Cook RB BUF
D. Metcalf WR PIT	@DETW 29-24	4/9 Rec 42 Yd	6.2	WR	18.3	9/10 Rec 138 Yd	@BALW 28-24	S. Diggs WR NE
C. Lamb WR DAL	LACL 17-34	6/7 Rec 51 Yd	8.1	WR	6.6	1 Yd 4/8 Rec 45 Yd	@DENW 34-20	J. Meyers WR JAC
C. Watson WR GB	@CHIL 16-22	2/6 Rec 17 Yd	2.7	WR	22.6	4/4 Rec 86 Yd 2 TD	SFL 27-48	A. Pierce WR IND
Z. Flowers WR BAL	NEL 24-28	18 Yd 7/7 Rec 84 Yd 1 TD	17.7	FLEX	29.6	117 Yd 6/8 Rec 29 Yd 2 TD	@INDW 48-27	C. McCaffrey RB SF
J. Ferguson TE DAL	LACL 17-34	3/4 Rec 19 Yd	3.4	TE	1.1	1/4 Rec 6 Yd	@TENL 9-26	T. Kelce TE KC
W. Reichard K MIN	@NYGW 16-13	3/3 FG 1/1 XP	11.4	K	10.7	2/2 FG 4/4 XP	@DALW 34-17	C. Dicker K LAC
Texans D/ST HOU	LVW 23-21	1 TD 1 INT 3 Sack 1 FF	9.4	D/ST	8.4	2 INT 3 Sack	@CLEW 23-20	Bills D/ST BUF
Total			113		166.25			Total
Optimum			157.3		183.55			Optimum

Benched
J. Goff QB DET	PITL 24-29	364 Yd 3 TD	30.1	BN	12.65	203 Yd 1 TD	ATLL 19-26	J. Brissett QB ARI
C. Stroud QB HOU	LVW 23-21	187 Yd 1 TD	12.35	BN	15.4	32 Yd 4/4 Rec 22 Yd 1 TD	LARW 38-37	Z. Charbonnet RB SEA
S. Perine RB CIN	@MIAW 45-21	25 Yd 2/3 Rec 16 Yd 1 TD	11.1	BN	1.7	1/4 Rec 12 Yd	@TENL 9-26	J. Smith-Schuster WR KC
K. Walker RB SEA	LARW 38-37	100 Yd 3/3 Rec 64 Yd 1 TD	23.9	BN	0	0/2 Rec	NEL 24-28	R. Bateman WR BAL
H. Brown WR KC	@TENL 9-26	3/3 Rec 22 Yd	3.7	BN	—		@SEAL 37-38	T. Atwell WR LAR
T. Tucker WR LV	@HOUL 21-23	11 Yd 4/5 Rec 43 Yd	7.4	BN	0	0/2 Rec	@NYGW 16-13	J. Nailor WR MIN
D. Douglas WR NE	@BALW 28-24	1/2 Rec 6 Yd	1.1	BN	—		@INDW 48-27	R. Pearsall WR SF
OUTK. Coleman WR BUF	@CLEW 23-20		—	BN	0.4	1/1 Rec -1 Yd	@CARL 20-23	T. Johnson WR TB
I. Likely TE BAL	NEL 24-28		0	BN	12.4	5/7 Rec 39 Yd 1 TD	@DENW 34-20	B. Strange TE JAC
Patriots D/ST NE	@BALW 28-24	1 Sack 2 FF	5.8	BN	4.5	3/5 Rec 30 Yd	GBW 22-16	C. Loveland TE CHI
Total			104.95		89.35			Total

Injured Reserve
				IR	—		ATLL 19-26	K. Murray QB ARI
				IR	—			QA. Gibson RB FA

Taxi Squad
OUTS. Howell QB PHI	@WASW 29-18		—	TAXI	6.3	3 Yd 1 TD	@CARL 20-23	S. Tucker RB TB
D. Dallas RB JAC	@DENW 34-20		0	TAXI	—		ATLL 19-26	T. Benson RB ARI
I. Abanikanda RB DAL	LACL 17-34		—	TAXI	—		@NOL 6-29	B. Allen RB NYJ
K. McIntosh RB SEA	LARW 38-37		—	TAXI	—		@SEAL 37-38	OUTJ. Hunter RB LAR
E. Bailey RB FA			—	TAXI	0.9	1/5 Rec 4 Yd	@NOL 6-29	J. Metchie WR NYJ
K. Milton RB CIN	@MIAW 45-21		—	TAXI	—		MINL 13-16	OUTJ. Hyatt WR NYG
D. Giddens RB IND	SFL 27-48		—	TAXI	1		NEL 24-28	D. Walker WR BAL
OUTD. Davis WR LAC	@DALW 34-17		—	TAXI	—		BUFL 20-23	OUTJ. Thrash WR CLE
D. Wicks WR GB	@CHIL 16-22	2/2 Rec 12 Yd	2.2	TAXI	11.6	2/3 Rec 46 Yd 1 TD	@BALW 28-24	K. Williams WR NE
M. Corley WR CLE	BUFL 20-23	30 Yd 2/4 Rec 11 Yd	5.1	TAXI	6.7	5/8 Rec 42 Yd	JACL 20-34	P. Bryant WR DEN
OUTR. Wilson WR PIT	@DETW 29-24		—	TAXI	2.4	2/3 Rec 14 Yd	JACL 20-34	A. Trautman TE DEN
J. Noel WR HOU	LVW 23-21		0	TAXI	13.4	6/8 Rec 44 Yd 1 TD	KCW 26-9	C. Okonkwo TE TEN
J. Higgins WR HOU	LVW 23-21	1/3 Rec 17 Yd	2.2	TAXI
E. Arroyo TE SEA	LARW 38-37		—	TAXI
Total			104.95		89.35			Total

Week 16 2025 Tue 12/16-Mon 12/22

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad