Pissing Pubes off the Urinal · The Lunchtable · NFL

Player		Week 1			Rank			Stats Week 1					Availability
Pissing Pubes off the Urinal
Name		Opp	FPts		Draft	PPR		%	Yd	TD	INT			Status
Baker Mayfield QB TB (9)			—										Locked	QB

								Att	Yd	AVG	TD
Kyren Williams RB LAR (8)			—		RB15								Locked	RB
Chase Brown RB CIN (10)			—		RB12								Locked	RB
Saquon Barkley RB PHI (9)			—		RB10								Locked	QB/RB/WR/TE

								Rec	Tar	Yd	TD
A.J. Brown WR PHI (9)			—		WR14								Locked	WR
Nico Collins WR HOU (6)			—		WR8								Locked	WR
Courtland Sutton WR DEN (12)			—		WR28								Locked	RB/WR/TE
QColston Loveland TE CHI (5)			—		TE4								Locked	TE

								FG	Att	XP	Att
Jason Myers K SEA (8)			—										Locked	K

								Solo	INT	Sack	FF
Denver Broncos D/ST DEN (12)			—										Locked	D/ST

Benched
								%	Yd	TD	INT
Chris Oladokun QB KC (10)			—										Locked	BN
QJayden Daniels QB WAS (12)			—		QB5								Locked	BN
QJ.J. McCarthy QB MIN (6)			—										Locked	BN

								Att	Yd	AVG	TD
Jawhar Jordan RB HOU (6)			—										Locked	BN
Bhayshul Tuten RB JAC (8)			—										Locked	BN
Tahj Brooks RB CIN (10)			—										Locked	BN
Brashard Smith RB KC (10)			—										Locked	BN

								Rec	Tar	Yd	TD
Mike Evans WR TB (9)			—		WR25								Locked	BN
Rashid Shaheed WR SEA (8)			—										Locked	BN
Parker Washington WR JAC (8)			—										Locked	BN
Brian Thomas WR JAC (8)			—										Locked	BN
QJacob Cowing WR SF (14)			—										Locked	BN
Jack Bech WR LV (8)			—										Locked	BN
Isaiah Bond WR CLE (9)			—										Locked	BN
Pat Freiermuth TE PIT (5)			—										Locked	BN
Jake Ferguson TE DAL (10)			—										Locked	BN

								Solo	INT	Sack	FF
Miami Dolphins D/ST MIA (12)			—										Locked	BN
Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC (12)			—										Locked	BN

Waiver Priority

3rd

Owner

BrownBaier

Last Lineup Change

Thu 12/25/25 9:45 AM

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Roster

4 QB 1-20
7 RB 5-20
10 WR 5-20
3 TE 1-20
1 K 1-4
3 D/ST 1-6
10 Start 10 max
28 Active 28 max

Keepers

11 Set / 27 Allowed