Pissing Pubes off the Urinal

Player	Wild Card			Rank	Fantasy				Availability
Pissing Pubes off the Urinal
Name	Opp	Proj	Actual	2025	Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season		Status
Baker Mayfield QB TB (9)		—	—	12	15.25	16.77	16.91	18.5 313.85 Total	Locked	QB
Chase Brown RB CIN (10)		—	—	7	19	27↑	23.1	16.6 282.6 Total	Locked	RB
Kyren Williams RB LAR (8)	@CARSat 4:30 PM	14.77	—	9	11.1↓	12.87	15.62	15.5 263.3 Total	Locked	RB
Saquon Barkley RB PHI (9)	SFSun 4:30 PM	15.41	—	14	6.8↓	15.07	14.2	14.8 237.3 Total	Locked	QB/RB/WR/TE
Nico Collins WR HOU (6)	@PITMon 8:15 PM	13.84	—	8	8.7↓	14.7	16.34	15.3 230.2 Total	Locked	WR
A.J. Brown WR PHI (9)	SFSun 4:30 PM	18.76	—	13	11.8	14.13	18.72	14.7 220.3 Total	Locked	WR
Courtland Sutton WR DEN (12)		—	—	11	1.5↓	10.03	13.32	13 221.7 Total	Locked	RB/WR/TE
Colston Loveland TE CHI (5)	GBSat 8:00 PM	13.46	—	12	30.1↑	20.67	17.8	12.3 196.1 Total	Locked	TE
Jason Myers K SEA (8)		—	—	1	4↓	5.33↓	10.8	11.5 195 Total	Locked	K
Denver Broncos D/ST DEN (12)		—	—	5	30↑	16.67	16	14.3 243 Total	Locked	D/ST

Benched
QJ.J. McCarthy QB MIN (6)		—	—	33	9.8↓	15.07	13.72	14.2 141.7 Total	Locked	BN
OUTJayden Daniels QB WAS (12)		—	—	34	3.5↓	13.18	16.55	18.1 126.9 Total	Locked	BN
Chris Oladokun QB KC (10)		—	—	57	-1.1↓	4.52	4.52	4.5 13.55 Total	Locked	BN
Bhayshul Tuten RB JAC (8)	BUFSun 1:00 PM	3.99	—	54	8.3↑	5.37	5.34	5.9 88.6 Total	Locked	BN
Brashard Smith RB KC (10)		—	—	62	7.8↑	6.23	3.9	3.7 63.3 Total	Locked	BN
QJawhar Jordan RB HOU (6)	@PITMon 8:15 PM	4.93	—	83	0.3↓	5.3	7.42	7.4 29.7 Total	Locked	BN
Tahj Brooks RB CIN (10)		—	—	117	2.9↑	1.2	0.92	0.5 6.4 Total	Locked	BN
Parker Washington WR JAC (8)	BUFSun 1:00 PM	13.46	—	26	19.7↑	21.73↑	15.42	11.8 188.7 Total	Locked	BN
Rashid Shaheed WR SEA (8)		—	—	39	1.2↓	4.7	9.18	9.1 163.6 Total	Locked	BN
Brian Thomas WR JAC (8)	BUFSun 1:00 PM	10.61	—	42	7.9	6.53↓	9.68	9.9 138.8 Total	Locked	BN
Mike Evans WR TB (9)		—	—	76	5.4↓	10.53	10.16	10.6 84.8 Total	Locked	BN
Isaiah Bond WR CLE (9)		—	—	104	2.7↓	2.43↓	3.64	3.6 54.7 Total	Locked	BN
Jack Bech WR LV (8)		—	—	120	0↓	3.33	5.04	2.8 42.4 Total	Locked	BN
IRDJacob Cowing WR SF (14)	@PHISun 4:30 PM	—	—	219	0	0	0	0 0 Total	Locked	BN
Jake Ferguson TE DAL (10)		—	—	4	2↓	5.5↓	6.88↓	13.5 229.1 Total	Locked	BN
Pat Freiermuth TE PIT (5)	HOUMon 8:15 PM	8.71	—	25	9.6	9.47	8.26	9.1 136.1 Total	Locked	BN
Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC (12)	@NESun 8:00 PM	8.5	—	8	16	11.67	14.6	13.1 223 Total	Locked	BN
Miami Dolphins D/ST MIA (12)		—	—	26	-9↓	-1.33	5.2	7.4 126 Total	Locked	BN

Record

9-5

Points

2,048.9-1,889.75

Waiver Priority

11th

Rank

Owner

BrownBaier

Last Lineup Change

Thu 12/25/25 9:45 AM

Previous

L @ Optimu..

Current

W Christ..

Roster

4 QB 1-20
7 RB 5-20
10 WR 5-20
3 TE 1-20
1 K 1-4
3 D/ST 1-6
10 Start 10 max
28 Active 28 max

Keepers

11 Set / 27 Allowed

Benched