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Player		Availability
Sid the Kid Molesters
Name		Action
S. Crosby C PIT		Locked
R. Johansen C FA		Locked
S. Hartnell LW FA		Locked
D. Sedin LW FA		Locked
R. Nash LW FA		Locked
S. Stamkos C/LW NSH		Locked
D. Backes RW FA		Locked
P. Kane RW DET		Locked
C. Perry RW LA		Locked
J. Pavelski C/RW FA		Locked
O. Ekman-Larsson D TOR		Locked
OUTD. Doughty D LA		Locked
R. Suter D FA		Locked
DTDV. Hedman D TB		Locked
R. Luongo G FA		Locked
M. Fleury G FA		Locked
Total 15 / 16

Canucks Suck
J. Tavares C TOR		Locked
N. MacKinnon C COL		Locked
A. Henrique C EDM		Locked
M. Hanzal C FA		Locked
B. Marchand LW FLA		Locked
M. Hoffman LW FA		Locked
A. Steen LW FA		Locked
B. Wheeler RW FA		Locked
J. Ward RW FA		Locked
B. Ryan W FA		Locked
M. Giordano D FA		Locked
IRR. Josi D NSH		Locked
R. Gudas D ANA		Locked
E. Johnson D FA		Locked
T. Hamonic D DET		Locked
J. Quick G NYR		Locked
H. Lundqvist G FA		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Extra Thick Sausages
R. Getzlaf C FA		Locked
A. Kopitar C LA		Locked
M. Lucic LW FA		Locked
A. Ladd LW FA		Locked
E. Kane LW VAN		Locked
B. Schenn C/LW STL		Locked
W. Simmonds RW FA		Locked
A. Galchenyuk RW FA		Locked
T. Seguin C/RW DAL		Locked
J. Thornton W FA		Locked
A. Martinez D FA		Locked
F. Beauchemin D FA		Locked
K. Shattenkirk D FA		Locked
B. Orpik D FA		Locked
P. Subban D FA		Locked
M. Jones G FA		Locked
C. Anderson G FA		Locked
Total 16 / 16

Player		Availability
Fxck The Flames
Name		Action
D. Larkin C DET		Locked
C. McDavid C EDM		Locked
M. Pacioretty LW FA		Locked
G. Landeskog LW COL		Locked
B. Pouliot LW FA		Locked
M. Cammalleri LW FA		Locked
L. Draisaitl C/LW EDM		Locked
T. Oshie RW FA		Locked
S. Doan RW FA		Locked
J. Eberle RW SEA		Locked
D. Weise RW FA		Locked
D. Byfuglien D FA		Locked
K. Letang D PIT		Locked
Z. Chara D FA		Locked
D. Keith D FA		Locked
B. Holtby G FA		Locked
B. Bishop G FA		Locked
Total 16 / 16

The Food Inspector
N. Backstrom C FA		Locked
E. Malkin C PIT		Locked
A. Ovechkin LW WSH		Locked
J. Gaudreau LW FA		Locked
T. Hall LW CAR		Locked
A. Panarin LW NYR		Locked
J. Neal RW FA		Locked
DTDV. Tarasenko RW MIN		Locked
K. Palmieri RW NYI		Locked
C. Giroux C/RW OTT		Locked
E. Karlsson D PIT		Locked
J. Muzzin D FA		Locked
IRR. McDonagh D TB		Locked
J. Klingberg D SJ		Locked
D. Dubnyk G FA		Locked
P. Rinne G FA		Locked
P. Mrazek G ANA		Locked
Total 16 / 16

You're a bitch
P. Bergeron C FA		Locked
E. Kuznetsov C FA		Locked
J. Schwartz LW SEA		Locked
F. Forsberg LW NSH		Locked
Z. Parise LW FA		Locked
J. Benn C/LW DAL		Locked
IRB. Jenner C/LW CBJ		Locked
J. Spezza C/LW FA		Locked
IRM. Stone RW VGK		Locked
B. Burns D COL		Locked
IRS. Weber D CHI		Locked
B. Seabrook D FA		Locked
M. Stone D FA		Locked
IRR. Ristolainen D PHI		Locked
C. Crawford G FA		Locked
J. Allen G NJ		Locked
Total 16 / 16