| Team | Game | | Time | Description | Score |
|---|
| assclowns | NYI@NJ | 1st | 8:07 | Ilya Kovalchuk Goal Zach Parise 1st assist, Adam Henrique 2nd assist | 2-0 |
| zack | BUF@BOS | 1st | 10:07 | Drew Stafford 2:00 Penalty Minutes | 2-0.6 |
| zack | FLA@PHI | 1st | 10:35 | Brayden Schenn Power Play Goal Claude Giroux 1st assist, Matt Carle 2nd assist | 2-2.6 |
| zack | FLA@PHI | 1st | 11:59 | Claude Giroux 2:00 Penalty Minutes | 2-3.2 |
| assclowns | FLA@PHI | 2nd | 3:06 | Matt Read Goal Wayne Simmonds 1st assist, Daniel Briere 2nd assist | 4-3.2 |
| assclowns | TB@WSH | 2nd | 7:25 | Ryan Malone Power Play Goal Steven Stamkos 1st assist, Teddy Purcell 2nd assist | 6-3.2 |
| zack | NYR@OTT | 1st | 4:36 | Ryan Callahan Goal Brad Richards 1st assist, Anton Stralman 2nd assist | 6-8.2 |
| assclowns | FLA@PHI | 3rd | 2:35 | Jaromir Jagr Power Play Goal Daniel Briere 1st assist, Claude Giroux 2nd assist | 12-10.2 |
| assclowns | NYI@NJ | 3rd | 8:09 | Ilya Kovalchuk Goal Zach Parise 1st assist, Adam Henrique 2nd assist | 14-10.2 |
| zack | COL@NSH | 1st | 2:54 | Mike Fisher Goal Shea Weber 1st assist, Ryan Suter 2nd assist | 14-12.2 |
| assclowns | ANA@STL | 1st | 12:56 | Lubomir Visnovsky 2:00 Penalty Minutes | 14.6-12.2 |
| assclowns | NYR@OTT | 3rd | 2:58 | Sergei Gonchar 2:00 Penalty Minutes | 15.2-12.2 |
| zack | ANA@STL | 2nd | 4:18 | Corey Perry Goal Matt Beleskey 1st assist, Ryan Getzlaf 2nd assist | 15.2-15.2 |
| assclowns | ANA@STL | 3rd | 6:48 | David Backes Power Play Goal Kevin Shattenkirk 1st assist, David Perron 2nd assist | 17.2-15.2 |
| zack | SJ@DAL | 3rd | 6:42 | Jamie Benn Goal Adam Burish 1st assist, Stephane Robidas 2nd assist | 17.2-18.2 |
| zack | SJ@DAL | 3rd | 18:45 | Tomas Vincour Goal Stephane Robidas 1st assist, Jamie Benn 2nd assist | 17.2-20.2 |
| assclowns | MTL@EDM | 1st | 10:50 | P.K. Subban 2:00 Penalty Minutes | 17.8-20.2 |
| assclowns | MTL@EDM | 1st | 19:43 | P.K. Subban Power Play Goal David Desharnais 1st assist, Max Pacioretty 2nd assist | 21.8-20.2 |
| assclowns | MTL@EDM | 2nd | 2:02 | Max Pacioretty Goal Scott Gomez 1st assist, P.K. Subban 2nd assist | 23.8-20.2 |
| assclowns | MTL@EDM | 3rd | 19:43 | Max Pacioretty Goal P.K. Subban assist | 25.8-20.2 |
| zack | WPG@VAN | 3rd | 3:34 | Blake Wheeler Goal Andrew Ladd assist | 25.8-22.2 |
| | | | Bonuses & Miscellaneous | 31.6-28 |