Brent’s Anilingus Tales

gets

• Puka Nacua

  WR LAR (8)
  (rank: 1-18)

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• Tyjae Spears

  RB TEN (10)
  (rank: 58-262)
• 2026 2nd round pick 2.12 ^#28 (Brent’s Ani..)

The Van Buren Boys

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• Josh Jacobs

  RB GB (5)
  (rank: 14-55)

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• Xavier Legette

  WR CAR (14)
  (rank: 84-283)
• 2026 1st round pick 1.14 ^#14 (The Van Bur..)

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• QHarold Fannin

  TE CLE (9)
  (rank: 6-102)
• 2026 3rd round pick 3.2 ^#34 (3Primo)

3Primo

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• IRDarren Waller

  TE MIA (12)
  (rank: 30-251)

Vandelay Industries

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• CeeDee Lamb

  WR DAL (10)
  (rank: 25-118)

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• 2026 1st round pick 1.6 ^#6 (Vandelay In..)

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• Tua Tagovailoa

  QB MIA (12)
  (rank: 24-74)
• 2026 4th round pick 4.15 ^#63 (3Primo)

3Primo

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• Caleb Williams

  QB CHI (5)
  (rank: 7-12)