Hippies Hate Water

Player	Week 5		Rank	Fantasy				Availability
Hippies Hate Water
Name	Opp	FPts	2025	Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season		Status
Matthew Stafford QB LAR (8)	SFL 23-26	34.45	1	31.25	29.38	28.16	25.1 426.45 Total	Locked	QB
Derrick Henry RB BAL (7)	HOUL 10-44	9.3	7	14.6	30	22.94	17.5 297 Total	Locked	RB
Kenneth Walker RB SEA (8)	TBL 35-38	9.1	22	15.3↑	16.63	11.12	10.7 182.4 Total	Locked	RB/WR/TE
Puka Nacua WR LAR (8)	SFL 23-26	21.5	1	23	27.57	28.46	21.2 339.5 Total	Locked	WR
Brian Thomas WR JAC (8)	KCW 31-28	10	45	6.4	5.03↓	8.08	8.2 114.8 Total	Locked	WR
Emeka Egbuka WR TB (9)	@SEAW 38-35	29.8	20	1.3↓	3.1↓	4.04↓	10.1 172.2 Total	Locked	RB/WR/TE
Tyler Warren TE IND (11)	LVW 40-6	12.4	8	5.1↓	5.47↓	4.5↓	8.9 150.5 Total	Locked	TE
Jake Bates K DET (8)	@CINW 37-24	5	8	14↑	8.33	10.4	8.9 152 Total	Locked	K
Houston Texans D/ST HOU (6)	@BALW 44-10	12	3	13↑	10.33	10	8.8 149 Total	Locked	D/ST

Benched
Caleb Williams QB CHI (5)	BYE	—	7	18.7	24.83	22.54	21.9 371.6 Total	Locked	BN
QJayden Daniels QB WAS (12)	@LACW 27-10	19.45	34	3.5↓	13.52	16.95	18.4 128.9 Total	Locked	BN
Josh Jacobs RB GB (5)	BYE	—	14	0.8↓	9.93	11.12	14.9 223.1 Total	Locked	BN
Sean Tucker RB TB (9)	@SEAW 38-35	1.4	45	-0.4↓	2.23	4.46	5.4 91.4 Total	Locked	BN
Zay Flowers WR BAL (7)	HOUL 10-44	9.7	7	33.8↑	21.17	19.28	12.5 213.3 Total	Locked	BN
Darius Slayton WR NYG (14)	@NOL 14-26	3.6	64	7.4↑	4.43	6.74	5.8 81.3 Total	Locked	BN
Christian Kirk WR HOU (6)	@BALW 44-10	8.4	108	0.2↓	2.17	1.52	3.7 43.9 Total	Locked	BN
Evan Engram TE DEN (12)	@PHIW 21-17	11.3	29	6	4.9	3.64	4.9 77.8 Total	Locked	BN
Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT (5)	BYE	—	7	5↓	6	5.6↓	7.7 131 Total	Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
KaVontae Turpin WR DAL (10)	@NYJW 37-22	—	68	0.7↓	7.83	5.94	5.1 76.5 Total	Locked	IR
EXBrandon Aiyuk WR SF (14)	@LARW 26-23	—						Locked	IR