Jalen Hurts
QB PHI (9)

Ayahuasca Rodgers
drafted
Jalen Hurts
4.2 #32 Sun 9/1/24 8:25 PM

OUTJaylen Waddle
WR MIA (12)

Daddy's Teet
drafted
Jaylen Waddle
4.1 #31 Sun 9/1/24 8:25 PM

Josh Jacobs
RB GB (5)

Daddy's Teet
drafted
Josh Jacobs
3.10 #30 Sun 9/1/24 8:24 PM

Davante Adams
WR LAR (8)

Ayahuasca Rodgers
drafted
Davante Adams
3.9 #29 Sun 9/1/24 8:22 PM

OUTDe'Von Achane
RB MIA (12)

DA GABAGOOL
drafted
De'Von Achane
3.8 #28 Sun 9/1/24 8:21 PM

Josh Allen
QB BUF (7)

Sea Hags
drafted
Josh Allen
3.7 #27 Sun 9/1/24 8:21 PM

Deebo Samuel
WR WAS (12)

Josh Jacobs Jingleheimer Schmidt
drafted
Deebo Samuel
3.6 #26 Sun 9/1/24 8:21 PM

Mike Evans
WR TB (9)

Dobbins is a Free Elf
drafted
Mike Evans
3.5 #25 Sun 9/1/24 8:20 PM

Cooper Kupp
WR SEA (8)

Big & Rich
drafted
Cooper Kupp
3.4 #24 Sun 9/1/24 8:20 PM

QNico Collins
WR HOU (6)

Commitment To Excrement
drafted
Nico Collins
3.3 #23 Sun 9/1/24 8:19 PM

Drake London
WR ATL (5)

Fat Lady is Singing
drafted
Drake London
3.2 #22 Sun 9/1/24 8:18 PM

Travis Kelce
TE KC (10)

Quantum Figlets
drafted
Travis Kelce
3.1 #21 Sun 9/1/24 8:16 PM

OUTChris Olave
WR NO (11)

Quantum Figlets
drafted
Chris Olave
2.10 #20 Sun 9/1/24 8:16 PM

Travis Etienne
RB JAC (8)

Fat Lady is Singing
drafted
Travis Etienne
2.9 #19 Sun 9/1/24 8:15 PM

Kyren Williams
RB LAR (8)

Commitment To Excrement
drafted
Kyren Williams
2.8 #18 Sun 9/1/24 8:14 PM