QMichael Penix
QB ATL (5)

30 Seconds Ja'Marrs
drafted
Michael Penix
17.12 #188 Mon 9/1/25 8:21 PM

Buffalo Bills
D/ST BUF (7)

Skattebo Toilet Sigma Rizz
drafted
Buffalo Bills
17.11 #187 Mon 9/1/25 8:21 PM

Amari Cooper
WR FA

Ha-Puka-Matata
drafted
Amari Cooper
17.10 #186 Mon 9/1/25 8:20 PM

Kansas City Chiefs
D/ST KC (10)

WantsomeLumpia
drafted
Kansas City Chiefs
17.9 #185 Mon 9/1/25 8:20 PM

Baltimore Ravens
D/ST BAL (7)

drafted
Baltimore Ravens
17.8 #184 Mon 9/1/25 8:19 PM

Tyler Loop
K BAL (7)

LaPorta Y Mis Mahomes
drafted
Tyler Loop
17.7 #183 Mon 9/1/25 8:18 PM

DJ Giddens
RB IND (11)

Deshaun don’t Touchdown there
drafted
DJ Giddens
17.6 #182 Mon 9/1/25 8:18 PM

Kareem Hunt
RB FA

Assisted Living Senior Citizens w/Covid
drafted
Kareem Hunt
17.5 #181 Mon 9/1/25 8:16 PM

Pittsburgh Steelers
D/ST PIT (5)

drafted
Pittsburgh Steelers
17.4 #180 Mon 9/1/25 8:16 PM

Andrei Iosivas
WR CIN (10)

DICKer makes the Pro Bowl and then sucks the DICKer
drafted
Andrei Iosivas
17.3 #179 Mon 9/1/25 8:16 PM

Isaac TeSlaa
WR DET (8)

Bulldogs
drafted
Isaac TeSlaa
17.2 #178 Mon 9/1/25 8:16 PM

Tre' Harris
WR LAC (12)

BAT BikinicladgirlsAlwaysholdtheTrophy
drafted
Tre' Harris
17.1 #177 Mon 9/1/25 8:15 PM

Chris Rodriguez
RB JAC (8)

drafted
Chris Rodriguez
16.12 #176 Mon 9/1/25 8:15 PM

Sam Darnold
QB SEA (8)

Bulldogs
drafted
Sam Darnold
16.11 #175 Mon 9/1/25 8:14 PM

Cameron Dicker
K LAC (12)

DICKer makes the Pro Bowl and then sucks the DICKer
drafted
Cameron Dicker
16.10 #174 Mon 9/1/25 8:13 PM