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Week 5 2025 Tue 9/30-Mon 10/6

TeamCoach Rating1234Total
Pissing WR’s & Trash
(6-8)
95%
45
69
0
28
142.15
Pissin' Thielen
(9-5)
91%
86
21
5
0
111.4
Final Non-Division Game
TeamGameTimeDescriptionScore
Pissing WR’..		MIN@CLE1st11:12Justin Jefferson 11 yard Passing Completion from Carson Wentz Jerome Baker2.1-0
Pissing WR’..		MIN@CLE1st5:16Justin Jefferson 15 yard Passing Completion from Carson Wentz Myles Harden4.6-0
Pissing WR’..		MIN@CLE1st4:31Justin Jefferson 12 yard Passing Completion from Carson Wentz Greg Newsome6.8-0
Pissing WR’..		MIN@CLE3rd14:03Justin Jefferson 21 yard Passing Completion from Carson Wentz Greg Newsome9.9-0
Pissing WR’..		MIN@CLE4th11:47Justin Jefferson 38 yard Passing Completion from Carson Wentz Ronnie Hickman14.7-0
Pissing WR’..		MIN@CLE4th11:07Justin Jefferson 5 yard Passing Completion from Carson Wentz Devin Bush16.2-0
Pissing WR’..		MIN@CLE4th1:35Justin Jefferson 21 yard Passing Completion from Carson Wentz Denzel Ward19.3-0
Pissin' Thi..		DEN@PHI1st13:16A.J. Brown 3 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Talanoa Hufanga19.3-0.15
Pissin' Thi..		LV@IND1st9:51Tre Tucker 5 yard Passing Completion from Geno Smith Mekhi Blackmon19.3-1.65
Pissing WR’..		HOU@BAL1st9:24Ka'imi Fairbairn XP20.3-1.65
Pissin' Thi..		HOU@BAL1st9:20Derrick Henry 1 yard Rushing Attempt E.J. Speed20.3-1.75
Pissing WR’..		HOU@BAL1st7:30Mark Andrews 10 yard Passing Completion from Cooper Rush Calen Bullock22.3-1.75
Pissin' Thi..		LV@IND1st7:18Tre Tucker 9 yard Rushing Attempt Nick Cross22.3-2.65
Pissin' Thi..		HOU@BAL1st6:54Derrick Henry 2 yard Rushing Attempt Kamari Lassiter22.3-2.85
Pissin' Thi..		DEN@PHI1st6:05A.J. Brown 8 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Pat Surtain22.3-3.25
Pissin' Thi..		DAL@NYJ1st5:46Javonte Williams 4 yard Rushing Attempt Quinnen Williams22.3-3.65
Pissin' Thi..		HOU@BAL1st5:36Derrick Henry 4 yard Rushing Attempt M.J. Stewart22.3-4.05
Pissin' Thi..		DEN@PHI1st5:32Saquon Barkley 4 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Alex Singleton22.3-4.25
Pissin' Thi..		HOU@BAL1st5:00Derrick Henry -1 yard Rushing Attempt Henry To'oTo'o22.3-4.15
Pissin' Thi..		DEN@PHI1st4:23Grant Calcaterra 7 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Talanoa Hufanga22.3-4.5
Pissin' Thi..		DEN@PHI1st3:16DeVonta Smith 9 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Riley Moss22.3-4.95
Pissin' Thi..		DAL@NYJ1st2:50Javonte Williams 9 yard Rushing Attempt Sauce Gardner22.3-5.85
Pissin' Thi..		DEN@PHI1st2:44Grant Calcaterra 11 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Talanoa Hufanga22.3-6.4
Pissin' Thi..		DAL@NYJ1st2:17Javonte Williams 3 yard Rushing Attempt Isaiah Oliver22.3-6.7
Pissin' Thi..		DAL@NYJ1st0:57Javonte Williams 4 yard Rushing Attempt Malachi Moore22.3-7.1
Pissin' Thi..		DAL@NYJ2nd12:28Javonte Williams 2 yard Rushing Attempt Jamien Sherwood22.3-7.3
Pissin' Thi..		LV@IND2nd11:33Spencer Shrader XP22.3-8.3
Pissin' Thi..		LV@IND2nd11:27Tre Tucker 13 yard Passing Completion from Geno Smith Samson Ebukam22.3-10.6
Pissing WR’..		HOU@BAL2nd11:23Ka'imi Fairbairn 50 yard Field Goal Made28.3-10.6
Pissin' Thi..		HOU@BAL2nd11:09Derrick Henry 2 yard Rushing Attempt M.J. Stewart28.3-10.8
Pissin' Thi..		DEN@PHI2nd10:38A.J. Brown 11 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Pat Surtain28.3-11.35
Pissin' Thi..		DEN@PHI2nd8:15DeVonta Smith 52 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Riley Moss28.3-13.95
Pissin' Thi..		LV@IND2nd7:56Spencer Shrader XP28.3-14.95
Pissin' Thi..		DEN@PHI2nd7:24Dallas Goedert 2 yard Passing TD from Jalen Hurts28.3-26.25
Pissing WR’..		HOU@BAL2nd5:36Ka'imi Fairbairn XP29.3-26.25
Pissin' Thi..		LV@IND2nd4:46Tre Tucker 33 yard Passing Completion from Geno Smith Rodney Thomas29.3-30.55
Pissin' Thi..		DEN@PHI2nd4:00DeVonta Smith 14 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Alex Singleton29.3-31.25
Pissin' Thi..		DEN@PHI2nd3:31A.J. Brown 13 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Pat Surtain29.3-31.9
Pissin' Thi..		DAL@NYJ2nd2:00Javonte Williams 4 yard Rushing Attempt Kiko Mauigoa29.3-32.3
Pissin' Thi..		DEN@PHI2nd1:15Will Shipley 4 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Riley Moss29.3-32.5
Pissin' Thi..		DAL@NYJ2nd1:13Javonte Williams 11 yard Rushing Attempt Jay Tufele29.3-33.6
Pissin' Thi..		DAL@NYJ2nd1:02Javonte Williams 5 yard Rushing TD29.3-40.1
Pissin' Thi..		DAL@NYJ2nd0:29Javonte Williams 66 yard Rushing Attempt Malachi Moore29.3-46.7
Pissing WR’..		HOU@BAL2nd0:28Ka'imi Fairbairn XP30.3-46.7
Pissing WR’..		HOU@BAL2nd0:23Mark Andrews 12 yard Passing Completion from Cooper Rush Jalen Pitre32.5-46.7
Pissin' Thi..		DEN@PHI2nd0:08Jalen Hurts -1 yard Rushing Attempt32.5-46.6
Pissin' Thi..		DAL@NYJ3rd14:54Javonte Williams 1 yard Rushing Attempt Brandon Stephens32.5-46.7
Pissin' Thi..		DEN@PHI3rd14:50DeVonta Smith 21 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Ja'Quan McMillian32.5-47.75
Pissin' Thi..		DEN@PHI3rd14:18Dallas Goedert 6 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Ja'Quan McMillian32.5-49.65
Pissin' Thi..		DEN@PHI3rd13:32Saquon Barkley 47 yard Passing TD from Jalen Hurts32.5-58
Pissing WR’..		HOU@BAL3rd11:33Ka'imi Fairbairn XP33.5-58
Pissin' Thi..		HOU@BAL3rd11:27Derrick Henry 5 yard Rushing Attempt Jalen Pitre33.5-58.5
Pissin' Thi..		HOU@BAL3rd10:51Derrick Henry 3 yard Rushing Attempt Derek Barnett33.5-58.8
Pissin' Thi..		DAL@NYJ3rd8:50Javonte Williams 1 yard Rushing Attempt Harrison Phillips33.5-58.9
Pissin' Thi..		DEN@PHI3rd7:18A.J. Brown 8 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Pat Surtain33.5-59.3
Pissin' Thi..		DEN@PHI3rd6:47Dallas Goedert 11 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Brandon Jones33.5-61.95
Pissin' Thi..		DEN@PHI3rd6:17Jalen Hurts 4 yard Rushing Attempt Talanoa Hufanga33.5-62.35
Pissing WR’..		HOU@BAL3rd5:59Ka'imi Fairbairn 57 yard Field Goal Made39.5-62.35
Pissin' Thi..		HOU@BAL3rd5:13Derrick Henry 2 yard Rushing Attempt Jalen Pitre39.5-62.55
Pissin' Thi..		HOU@BAL3rd3:46Derrick Henry 2 yard Rushing Attempt Henry To'oTo'o39.5-62.75
Pissin' Thi..		HOU@BAL3rd2:48Derrick Henry 1 yard Rushing TD39.5-68.85
Pissin' Thi..		LV@IND3rd2:02Tre Tucker 11 yard Passing Completion from Geno Smith Charvarius Ward39.5-70.95
Pissin' Thi..		DAL@NYJ3rd0:14Javonte Williams 5 yard Rushing Attempt Micheal Clemons39.5-71.45
Pissing WR’..		HOU@BAL4th13:48Ka'imi Fairbairn XP40.5-71.45
Pissin' Thi..		DEN@PHI4th12:43DeVonta Smith 7 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Ja'Quan McMillian40.5-71.8
Pissing WR’..		HOU@BAL4th10:34Ka'imi Fairbairn 34 yard Field Goal Made43.5-71.8
Pissin' Thi..		DEN@PHI4th7:29DeVonta Smith 9 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Alex Singleton43.5-72.25
Pissin' Thi..		HOU@BAL4th7:27Derrick Henry 7 yard Rushing Attempt Henry To'oTo'o43.5-72.95
Pissin' Thi..		DAL@NYJ4th7:12Javonte Williams 6 yard Rushing Attempt Brandon Stephens43.5-73.55
Pissin' Thi..		HOU@BAL4th6:50Derrick Henry 5 yard Rushing Attempt Henry To'oTo'o43.5-74.05
Pissin' Thi..		DAL@NYJ4th6:27Javonte Williams 5 yard Rushing Attempt Tony Adams43.5-74.55
Pissin' Thi..		DEN@PHI4th6:07DeVonta Smith 2 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Nik Bonitto43.5-74.65
Pissin' Thi..		DAL@NYJ4th5:47Javonte Williams 2 yard Rushing Attempt Tyler Baron, Braiden McGregor43.5-74.85
Pissin' Thi..		DAL@NYJ4th4:42Javonte Williams 7 yard Rushing Attempt Jamien Sherwood43.5-75.55
Pissin' Thi..		DAL@NYJ4th4:34Javonte Williams 4 yard Passing TD from Dak Prescott43.5-82.95
Pissin' Thi..		DEN@PHI4th0:47Saquon Barkley 7 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Jahdae Barron43.5-83.3
Pissin' Thi..		DEN@PHI4th0:15Jahan Dotson 24 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Pat Surtain43.5-84.5
Pissing WR’..		TEN@ARI1st14:54Michael Carter 7 yard Rushing Attempt Oluwafemi Oladejo, L'Jarius Sneed44.2-84.5
Pissing WR’..		TEN@ARI1st13:25Michael Carter 9 yard Passing Completion from Kyler Murray Xavier Woods46.1-84.5
Pissing WR’..		TEN@ARI1st12:50Michael Carter -1 yard Rushing Attempt Sebastian Joseph-Day46-84.5
Pissing WR’..		TEN@ARI1st10:57Michael Carter 1 yard Rushing TD52.1-84.5
Pissing WR’..		TEN@ARI1st5:00Michael Carter 3 yard Rushing Attempt Cedric Gray, Arden Key52.4-84.5
Pissing WR’..		TB@SEA1st4:52Jaxon Smith-Njigba 13 yard Passing Completion from Sam Darnold Kindle Vildor54.7-84.5
Pissing WR’..		TEN@ARI1st3:44Michael Carter 7 yard Rushing Attempt Dre'Mont Jones55.4-84.5
Pissing WR’..		TEN@ARI1st1:36Michael Carter 3 yard Rushing Attempt Sebastian Joseph-Day55.7-84.5
Pissing WR’..		TB@SEA2nd14:02Jaxon Smith-Njigba 12 yard Passing Completion from Sam Darnold SirVocea Dennis57.9-84.5
Pissing WR’..		TEN@ARI2nd13:55Michael Carter 7 yard Rushing Attempt Cody Barton58.6-84.5
Pissing WR’..		TB@SEA2nd13:28Zach Charbonnet -2 yard Rushing Attempt Lavonte David58.4-84.5
Pissing WR’..		TEN@ARI2nd13:19Michael Carter 2 yard Passing Completion from Kyler Murray Jalyn Armour-Davis59.6-84.5
Pissing WR’..		TB@SEA2nd12:16Zach Charbonnet 12 yard Passing Completion from Sam Darnold Lavonte David61.8-84.5
Pissing WR’..		TB@SEA2nd9:04Jaxon Smith-Njigba 4 yard Passing Completion from Sam Darnold Lavonte David63.2-84.5
Pissing WR’..		WAS@LAC1st12:54Quentin Johnston 11 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Marshon Lattimore65.3-84.5
Pissing WR’..		TEN@ARI2nd7:46Michael Carter 6 yard Passing Completion from Kyler Murray Jeffery Simmons66.9-84.5
Pissin' Thi..		DET@CIN1st7:00Amon-Ra St. Brown 16 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Dax Hill66.9-87.1
Pissing WR’..		TB@SEA2nd1:57Zach Charbonnet 4 yard Rushing Attempt Kindle Vildor67.3-87.1
Pissin' Thi..		DET@CIN1st6:18Amon-Ra St. Brown 8 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Oren Burks67.3-88.9
Pissing WR’..		WAS@LAC1st5:10Quentin Johnston 9 yard Rushing Attempt Jer'Zhan Newton68.2-88.9
Pissing WR’..		TB@SEA2nd0:09Jaxon Smith-Njigba 6 yard Passing TD from Sam Darnold75.8-88.9
Pissing WR’..		TB@SEA3rd13:05Zach Charbonnet 5 yard Rushing TD82.3-88.9
Pissing WR’..		TEN@ARI3rd12:43Michael Carter 1 yard Rushing Attempt Jeffery Simmons82.4-88.9