Transactions · The Drunken Dozen · NFL

Justin Herbert
QB LAC (12)

HerbertThePervert69@aol.com

drafted

2.3 ^#15

Sat 8/23/25 1:30 PM

Caleb Williams
QB CHI (5)

PISSING OFF THE BALCONY

drafted

2.2 ^#14

Sat 8/23/25 1:29 PM

Jahmyr Gibbs
RB DET (8)

Chongo’s Wongos

drafted

2.1 ^#13

Sat 8/23/25 1:28 PM

Bo Nix
QB DEN (12)

Chongo’s Wongos

drafted

1.12 ^#12

Sat 8/23/25 1:28 PM

Saquon Barkley
RB PHI (9)

PISSING OFF THE BALCONY

drafted

1.11 ^#11

Sat 8/23/25 1:27 PM

Bijan Robinson
RB ATL (5)

HerbertThePervert69@aol.com

drafted

1.10 ^#10

Sat 8/23/25 1:27 PM

Ja'Marr Chase
WR CIN (10)

drafted

1.9 ^#9

Sat 8/23/25 1:26 PM

Baker Mayfield
QB TB (9)

The Terrible Towelies

drafted

1.8 ^#8

Sat 8/23/25 1:25 PM

Dak Prescott
QB DAL (10)

Hello Gary Indiana!!

drafted

1.7 ^#7

Sat 8/23/25 1:25 PM

IRPatrick Mahomes
QB KC (10)

Let's Slop Em Up

drafted

Patrick Mahomes

1.6 ^#6

Sat 8/23/25 1:24 PM

Jalen Hurts
QB PHI (9)

Christian Wilkins's Kissing Company

drafted

1.5 ^#5

Sat 8/23/25 1:24 PM

OUTJayden Daniels
QB WAS (12)

I Hate Waivers...

drafted

1.4 ^#4

Sat 8/23/25 1:23 PM

Joe Burrow
QB CIN (10)

Gonna Tecmo TDs to Beat Me

drafted

1.3 ^#3

Sat 8/23/25 1:22 PM

Lamar Jackson
QB BAL (7)

Malört and Savior

drafted

1.2 ^#2

Sat 8/23/25 1:20 PM

Josh Allen
QB BUF (7)

Wounded Nipples

drafted

1.1 ^#1

Sat 8/23/25 1:20 PM