Fantasy Matchup: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater @ Walz’s Boy’s Room Tampon Dispenser · Zebra Mussels are Clogging my Drain Pipe · NFL

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 5 2025 Tue 9/30-Mon 10/6
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater (9-5)	81%	21	36	2	0	59
Walz’s Boy’s Room Tampon Dispenser (4-10)	61%	32	13	2	0	47
Final Regular Season Game

Dr. Kenneth..							Walz’s Boy’..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total		Pos		Total	Stats	Opp	Name
J. Goff QB DET	@CINW 37-24	258 Yd 3 TD	20		QB		8	236 Yd 1 TD	@CLEW 21-17	C. Wentz QB MIN
J. Cook RB BUF	NEL 20-23	49 Yd 0/1 Rec	2		RB		9	67 Yd 3/3 Rec 11 Yd 1 TD	@ARIW 22-21	T. Pollard RB TEN
J. Gibbs RB DET	@CINW 37-24	54 Yd 2/2 Rec 33 Yd 1 TD	9		RB
J. Williams RB DAL	@NYJW 37-22	135 Yd 1/2 Rec 4 Yd 2 TD	19		FLEX		—			A. Thielen WR FA
J. Williams WR DET	@CINW 37-24	1 Yd 1/1 Rec 9 Yd	0		WR		7	7/11 Rec 123 Yd	@CLEW 21-17	J. Jefferson WR MIN
Q. Johnston WR LAC	WASL 10-27	9 Yd 4/4 Rec 40 Yd	2		WR		2	5 Yd 6/9 Rec 45 Yd	NEL 20-23	K. Shakir WR BUF
Z. Ertz TE WAS	@LACW 27-10	0/1 Rec	0		TE		14	7/9 Rec 49 Yd 2 TD	@NYJW 37-22	J. Ferguson TE DAL
C. Dicker K LAC	WASL 10-27	1/1 FG 1/1 XP	5		K		3	0/1 FG 3/3 XP	@CLEW 21-17	W. Reichard K MIN
Vikings D/ST MIN	@CLEW 21-17	2 Sack	2		D/ST		4	1 INT 2 Sack 1 FF	TENL 21-22	Cardinals D/ST ARI
Total			59				47			Total
Optimum			72				76			Optimum

Benched
B. Mayfield QB TB	@SEAW 38-35	379 Yd 2 TD	17		BN		27	341 Yd 4 TD	TBL 35-38	S. Darnold QB SEA
J. Dobbins RB DEN	@PHIW 21-17	79 Yd 1/1 Rec 5 Yd 1 TD	9		BN		9	220 Yd 1 TD	TENL 21-22	K. Murray QB ARI
OUTT. McLaurin WR WAS	@LACW 27-10		—		BN		1	24 Yd 2/3 Rec 3 Yd	@BUFW 23-20	T. Henderson RB NE
D. Smith WR PHI	DENL 17-21	8/10 Rec 114 Yd	6		BN		8	10/12 Rec 146 Yd	@BUFW 23-20	S. Diggs WR NE
P. Freiermuth TE PIT	BYE		—		BN		2	5/8 Rec 43 Yd	DENL 17-21	A. Brown WR PHI
					BN		3	6/8 Rec 73 Yd	MIAW 27-24	T. McMillan WR CAR
Total			32				50			Total