Snotbubbles

gets

• Tua Tagovailoa

  QB MIA (12)
  (rank: 25-108)

gets

• Clyde Edwards-Helaire

  RB FA
  (rank: 122-559)

gets

• Aaron Rodgers

  QB PIT (5)
  (rank: 17-41)

F'n Solo

gets

• Devonta Freeman

  RB FA

Tepid Cowpies

gets

• Drew Brees

  QB FA

gets

• Lamar Miller

  RB FA

TDs N Beer

gets

• Dez Bryant

  WR FA

gets

• LeGarrette Blount

  RB FA

THE 3RD REEK

gets

• David Nelson

  WR FA

gets

• Marshawn Lynch

  RB FA