Fantasy Matchup: Something Retarded @ The Stiffmeister · Chonkville Donkers

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 5 2025 Tue 9/30-Mon 10/6
Something Retarded (9-5)	81%	66	30	22	19	136.35
The Stiffmeister (5-9)	86%	87	33	11	0	130.1
Final Non-Division Game

Something R..					The Stiffme..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
J. Allen QB BUF	NEL 20-23	253 Yd 2 TD	21.95	QB	17.8	212 Yd 2 TD	LVW 40-6	D. Jones QB IND
T. Etienne RB JAC	KCW 31-28	49 Yd 3/4 Rec 9 Yd	8.8	RB	12.6	52 Yd 3/4 Rec 4 Yd 1 TD	@CLEW 21-17	J. Mason RB MIN
K. Williams RB LAR	SFL 23-26	65 Yd 8/10 Rec 66 Yd 2 TD	31.1	RB	15.9	67 Yd 5/7 Rec 42 Yd	@INDL 6-40	A. Jeanty RB LV
O. Hampton RB LAC	WASL 10-27	44 Yd 6/6 Rec 26 Yd	13	FLEX	12.2	5/5 Rec 72 Yd	HOUL 10-44	Z. Flowers WR BAL
A. Brown WR PHI	DENL 17-21	5/8 Rec 43 Yd	9.3	WR	16	8 Yd 4/5 Rec 52 Yd 1 TD	@BALW 44-10	N. Collins WR HOU
L. McConkey WR LAC	WASL 10-27	5/7 Rec 39 Yd 1 TD	14.9	WR	11	5 Yd 6/9 Rec 45 Yd	NEL 20-23	K. Shakir WR BUF
J. Williams WR DET	@CINW 37-24	1 Yd 1/1 Rec 9 Yd	2	FLEX	17.5	220 Yd 1 TD	TENL 21-22	K. Murray QB ARI
T. Hockenson TE MIN	@CLEW 21-17	6/6 Rec 38 Yd	9.8	TE	9.1	5/7 Rec 41 Yd	TENL 21-22	T. McBride TE ARI
				FLEX
C. Little K JAC	KCW 31-28	1/1 FG 4/4 XP	10	K	7	2/2 FG	DALL 22-37	N. Folk K NYJ
T. Hufanga S DEN	@PHIW 21-17	4 Solo	4	DB	3	3 Solo	@CLEW 21-17	I. Rodgers CB MIN
T. Dodson LB MIA	@CARL 24-27	1 Solo	1	LB	6	3 Solo	@CINW 37-24	J. Campbell LB DET
N. Bonitto EDR DEN	@PHIW 21-17	3 Solo 2.5 Sack	10.5	FLEX	2	2 Solo	DALL 22-37	Q. Williams IL DAL
Total			136.35		130.1			Total
Optimum			167.65		150.6			Optimum

Benched
K. Cousins QB ATL	BYE		—	BN	31.2	244 Yd 4 TD	@BALW 44-10	C. Stroud QB HOU
M. Penix QB ATL	BYE		—	BN	—		BYE	J. Warren RB PIT
B. Robinson RB SF	@LARW 26-23	12 Yd	1.2	BN	5.9	41 Yd 1/1 Rec 8 Yd	NYGW 26-14	K. Miller RB NO
O. Gordon RB MIA	@CARL 24-27	-2 Yd	-0.2	BN	1.3	13 Yd 0/2 Rec	SFL 23-26	B. Corum RB LAR
J. Croskey-Merritt RB WAS	@LACW 27-10	111 Yd 2/2 Rec 39 Yd 2 TD	27	BN	0		@LARW 26-23	I. Guerendo RB SF
H. Brown WR KC	@JACL 28-31	4/8 Rec 48 Yd	8.8	BN	—		@NOL 14-26	OUTT. Tracy RB NYG
H. Renfrow WR FA	MIAW 27-24	1/3 Rec 7 Yd	1.7	BN	6	12 Yd 3/3 Rec 18 Yd	@PHIW 21-17	R. Harvey RB DEN
J. Addison WR MIN	@CLEW 21-17	5/6 Rec 41 Yd 1 TD	15.1	BN	14.9	5/6 Rec 39 Yd 1 TD	LVW 40-6	M. Pittman WR IND
D. Thornton WR LV	@INDL 6-40	0/2 Rec	0	BN	12.9	7/11 Rec 59 Yd	NYGW 26-14	C. Olave WR NO
J. Johnson TE NO	NYGW 26-14	2/4 Rec 17 Yd	3.7	BN	—		@LARW 26-23	OUTR. Pearsall WR SF
H. Landry EDR NE	@BUFW 23-20	4 Solo	4	BN	10.9	3/9 Rec 19 Yd 1 TD	DENL 17-21	D. Goedert TE PHI
P. Wilson LB PIT	BYE		—	BN	—		@CLEW 21-17	OUTA. Van Ginkel EDR MIN
Total			67.3		96.5			Total

Injured Reserve
N. Harris RB LAC	WASL 10-27		—	IR	—		@LACW 27-10	A. Ekeler RB WAS
				IR	—		MINL 17-21	J. Owusu-Koramoah LB CLE

Taxi Squad
K. Williams WR NE	@BUFW 23-20		—	TAXI	2.1	6 Yd 1/1 Rec 5 Yd	KCW 31-28	B. Tuten RB JAC
L. Burden WR CHI	BYE		—	TAXI	0		KCW 31-28	L. Allen RB JAC
E. Arroyo TE SEA	TBL 35-38	1/1 Rec 10 Yd	2	TAXI	11.3	4/4 Rec 13 Yd 1 TD	MINL 17-21	H. Fannin TE CLE
C. DeJean DB PHI	DENL 17-21	4 Solo	4	TAXI
Total			67.3		96.5			Total

Week 5 2025 Tue 9/30-Mon 10/6

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad