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Week 1 2025 Tue 9/2-Mon 9/8

TeamCoach Rating1234Total
The Assclowns
(14-0)
57%
47
16
0
0
63.5
(10-4)
0%
0
0
0
0
0
Final Regular Season Game
TeamGameTimeDescriptionScore
The Assclowns		DAL@PHI1st13:45George Pickens 6 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Quinyon Mitchell0.4-0
The Assclowns		DAL@PHI1st12:22CeeDee Lamb 32 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Adoree' Jackson5.3-0
The Assclowns		DAL@PHI1st11:49Brandon Aubrey XP6.3-0
The Assclowns		DAL@PHI1st5:08CeeDee Lamb 18 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Reed Blankenship9.1-0
The Assclowns		DAL@PHI1st3:01CeeDee Lamb 26 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Adoree' Jackson13.1-0
The Assclowns		DAL@PHI1st1:47Miles Sanders -3 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Zack Baun13.05-0
The Assclowns		DAL@PHI2nd14:56Brandon Aubrey XP14.05-0
The Assclowns		DAL@PHI2nd6:41Jake Ferguson 3 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Reed Blankenship14.3-0
The Assclowns		DAL@PHI2nd6:03KaVontae Turpin 16 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Adoree' Jackson15.2-0
The Assclowns		DAL@PHI2nd5:08Dak Prescott 3 yard Rushing Attempt Zack Baun15.5-0
The Assclowns		DAL@PHI2nd2:38Brandon Aubrey 41 yard Field Goal Made18.5-0
The Assclowns		DAL@PHI2nd0:40Jake Ferguson 5 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Jakorian Bennett18.85-0
The Assclowns		DAL@PHI2nd0:34Jake Ferguson 5 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Jakorian Bennett19.2-0
The Assclowns		DAL@PHI2nd0:27Jalen Tolbert Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Cooper DeJean19.3-0
The Assclowns		DAL@PHI2nd0:20George Pickens 9 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Quinyon Mitchell19.85-0
The Assclowns		DAL@PHI2nd0:15CeeDee Lamb 10 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Jakorian Bennett21.45-0
The Assclowns		DAL@PHI2nd0:03Brandon Aubrey 53 yard Field Goal Made25.45-0
The Assclowns		DAL@PHI3rd2:30Jake Ferguson 5 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Andrew Mukuba25.8-0
The Assclowns		DAL@PHI3rd1:47CeeDee Lamb 14 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Adoree' Jackson28-0
The Assclowns		DAL@PHI3rd0:29CeeDee Lamb -3 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Jordan Davis27.65-0
The Assclowns		DAL@PHI4th7:20CeeDee Lamb 13 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Quinyon Mitchell29.7-0
The Assclowns		DAL@PHI4th6:12KaVontae Turpin 2 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Andrew Mukuba, Jihaad Campbell29.9-0
The Assclowns		DAL@PHI4th5:26Javonte Williams 3 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Adoree' Jackson30.15-0
The Assclowns		DAL@PHI4th3:02Jake Ferguson 5 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Zack Baun30.5-0
The Assclowns		DAL@PHI4th2:52George Pickens 15 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Adoree' Jackson31.35-0
The Assclowns		DAL@PHI4th2:33Javonte Williams 7 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Zack Baun31.8-0
The Assclowns		MIA@IND1st12:10Jonathan Taylor 2 yard Rushing Attempt Tyrel Dodson32-0
The Assclowns		MIA@IND1st9:01Jaylen Waddle 4 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Charvarius Ward32.4-0
The Assclowns		MIA@IND1st7:33Jonathan Taylor 1 yard Rushing Attempt Tyrel Dodson32.5-0
The Assclowns		MIA@IND1st6:53Jonathan Taylor 6 yard Passing Completion from Daniel Jones Zach Sieler33.1-0
The Assclowns		MIA@IND1st6:22Jonathan Taylor 3 yard Rushing Attempt Minkah Fitzpatrick33.4-0
The Assclowns		MIA@IND1st4:26Jonathan Taylor 13 yard Rushing Attempt Ifeatu Melifonwu34.7-0
The Assclowns		MIA@IND1st3:45Jonathan Taylor 1 yard Rushing Attempt Jordyn Brooks34.8-0
The Assclowns		MIA@IND1st3:07Jonathan Taylor 16 yard Passing Completion from Daniel Jones Jack Jones36.4-0
The Assclowns		MIA@IND1st2:25Jonathan Taylor 5 yard Rushing Attempt Ifeatu Melifonwu36.9-0
The Assclowns		MIA@IND1st1:44Jonathan Taylor 4 yard Rushing Attempt Jordyn Brooks37.3-0
The Assclowns		MIA@IND2nd13:25Jonathan Taylor 2 yard Rushing Attempt Matthew Butler37.5-0
The Assclowns		MIA@IND2nd12:45Jonathan Taylor 1 yard Rushing Attempt Dante Trader37.6-0
The Assclowns		TB@ATL2nd12:15Rachaad White 11 yard Rushing Attempt Xavier Watts38.7-0
The Assclowns		TB@ATL2nd11:55Rachaad White 3 yard Rushing Attempt Arnold Ebiketie39-0
The Assclowns		MIA@IND2nd6:46Jonathan Taylor 5 yard Passing Completion from Daniel Jones Jordyn Brooks39.5-0
The Assclowns		MIA@IND2nd3:34Jonathan Taylor 1 yard Rushing Attempt Jordyn Brooks39.6-0
The Assclowns		MIA@IND2nd2:55Jonathan Taylor -1 yard Rushing Attempt Ashtyn Davis, Tyrel Dodson39.5-0
The Assclowns		MIA@IND2nd2:00Jonathan Taylor 15 yard Rushing Attempt Minkah Fitzpatrick41-0
The Assclowns		MIA@IND2nd1:21Jonathan Taylor 3 yard Rushing Attempt Chop Robinson41.3-0
The Assclowns		MIA@IND2nd0:33Jonathan Taylor 5 yard Rushing Attempt Zach Sieler41.8-0
The Assclowns		MIA@IND2nd0:33Jonathan Taylor -3 yard Rushing Attempt Jordyn Brooks41.5-0
The Assclowns		TB@ATL3rd12:29Rachaad White 2 yard Passing Completion from Baker Mayfield Xavier Watts41.7-0
The Assclowns		MIA@IND3rd12:17Jaylen Waddle 6 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Charvarius Ward42.3-0
The Assclowns		MIA@IND3rd10:21Jonathan Taylor 6 yard Rushing Attempt Ifeatu Melifonwu42.9-0
The Assclowns		MIA@IND3rd9:31Jonathan Taylor 7 yard Rushing Attempt Zach Sieler43.6-0
The Assclowns		MIA@IND3rd6:48Jaylen Waddle 4 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Mekhi Blackmon44-0
The Assclowns		MIA@IND3rd3:54Jonathan Taylor 6 yard Rushing Attempt Dante Trader44.6-0
The Assclowns		MIA@IND4th9:33Jaylen Waddle 16 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Nick Cross46.2-0
The Assclowns		SF@SEA1st12:05Christian McCaffrey 3 yard Passing Completion from Brock Purdy Devon Witherspoon46.5-0
The Assclowns		SF@SEA1st10:02Christian McCaffrey 4 yard Rushing Attempt Julian Love46.9-0
The Assclowns		SF@SEA1st9:21Christian McCaffrey -2 yard Rushing Attempt Nick Emmanwori46.7-0
The Assclowns		SF@SEA1st6:41Christian McCaffrey 3 yard Rushing Attempt Leonard Williams47-0
The Assclowns		SF@SEA1st5:09Christian McCaffrey 1 yard Rushing Attempt DeMarcus Lawrence47.1-0
The Assclowns		TEN@DEN1st3:14Evan Engram 5 yard Passing Completion from Bo Nix Quandre Diggs47.6-0
The Assclowns		SF@SEA2nd11:04Christian McCaffrey 6 yard Rushing Attempt Ernest Jones48.2-0
The Assclowns		SF@SEA2nd10:29Christian McCaffrey 9 yard Rushing Attempt Jarran Reed49.1-0
The Assclowns		TEN@DEN2nd9:29Evan Engram 6 yard Passing Completion from Bo Nix Cedric Gray49.7-0
The Assclowns		SF@SEA2nd9:22Christian McCaffrey 6 yard Rushing Attempt Tyrice Knight, Julian Love50.3-0
The Assclowns		SF@SEA2nd8:42Christian McCaffrey 9 yard Rushing Attempt Boye Mafe51.2-0
The Assclowns		SF@SEA2nd6:06Christian McCaffrey 11 yard Passing Completion from Brock Purdy Tyrice Knight52.3-0
The Assclowns		SF@SEA2nd5:32Christian McCaffrey 6 yard Passing Completion from Brock Purdy Devon Witherspoon52.9-0
The Assclowns		SF@SEA2nd2:57Christian McCaffrey 2 yard Rushing Attempt Devon Witherspoon53.1-0
The Assclowns		SF@SEA2nd2:00Christian McCaffrey 1 yard Rushing Attempt DeMarcus Lawrence53.2-0
The Assclowns		SF@SEA2nd1:20Christian McCaffrey -2 yard Rushing Attempt DeMarcus Lawrence, Byron Murphy53-0
The Assclowns		SF@SEA3rd14:55Christian McCaffrey 25 yard Passing Completion from Brock Purdy Julian Love55.5-0
The Assclowns		SF@SEA3rd13:04Christian McCaffrey 2 yard Rushing Attempt Jarran Reed55.7-0
The Assclowns		SF@SEA3rd10:35Christian McCaffrey 9 yard Rushing Attempt Devon Witherspoon56.6-0
The Assclowns		SF@SEA3rd9:59Christian McCaffrey 4 yard Rushing Attempt Jarran Reed57-0
The Assclowns		SF@SEA3rd8:01Christian McCaffrey 8 yard Passing Completion from Brock Purdy Devon Witherspoon57.8-0
The Assclowns		SF@SEA3rd7:22Christian McCaffrey 3 yard Rushing Attempt Byron Murphy58.1-0
The Assclowns		SF@SEA3rd3:07Christian McCaffrey 7 yard Passing Completion from Brock Purdy Byron Murphy58.8-0
The Assclowns		TEN@DEN3rd1:45Evan Engram 10 yard Passing Completion from Bo Nix Oluwafemi Oladejo59.8-0
The Assclowns		SF@SEA4th14:44Christian McCaffrey 13 yard Rushing Attempt Riq Woolen61.1-0
The Assclowns		SF@SEA4th13:55Christian McCaffrey 2 yard Rushing Attempt Leonard Williams61.3-0
The Assclowns		SF@SEA4th12:41Christian McCaffrey -1 yard Rushing Attempt Devon Witherspoon61.2-0
The Assclowns		SF@SEA4th11:23Christian McCaffrey 6 yard Passing Completion from Brock Purdy Devon Witherspoon61.8-0
The Assclowns		SF@SEA4th10:44Christian McCaffrey -1 yard Rushing Attempt DeMarcus Lawrence61.7-0
The Assclowns		SF@SEA4th3:19Christian McCaffrey 1 yard Passing Completion from Brock Purdy Josh Jobe61.8-0
The Assclowns		SF@SEA4th1:55Christian McCaffrey 1 yard Rushing Attempt Leonard Williams61.9-0
The Assclowns		SF@SEA4th1:50Christian McCaffrey 6 yard Passing Completion from Brock Purdy Ernest Jones62.5-0
Bonuses & Miscellaneous63.5-0