Fantasy Matchup: No One Else’s Shitty Crew @ Masterbating Manglers · Beards, Beers & BBQ

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 13 2025 Tue 11/25-Mon 12/1
No One Else’s Shitty Crew (11-3)	59%	36	43	16	0	94.57
Masterbating Manglers (7-7)	78%	99	15	0	9	123.22
Final Division Game

No One Else..					Masterbatin..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
S. Darnold QB SEA	MINW 26-0	128 Yd	2.12	QB	17.12	168 Yd 2 TD	@CLEW 26-8	B. Purdy QB SF
J. Cook RB BUF	@PITW 26-7	144 Yd 3/3 Rec 33 Yd	19.7	RB	16.4	53 Yd 4/4 Rec 21 Yd 1 TD	@CLEW 26-8	C. McCaffrey RB SF
J. Gibbs RB DET	GBL 24-31	68 Yd 3/4 Rec 18 Yd	11.35	RB	3.8	36 Yd 1/1 Rec -3 Yd	@NEL 15-33	T. Tracy RB NYG
A. Jones RB MIN	@SEAL 0-26	3 Yd 4/4 Rec 22 Yd	3	FLEX	10.4	56 Yd 3/4 Rec 18 Yd	MINW 26-0	K. Walker RB SEA
K. Shakir WR BUF	@PITW 26-7	1/4 Rec 5 Yd	1	FLEX	20.3	3 Yd 6/6 Rec 90 Yd 1 TD	@TENW 25-3	J. Meyers WR JAC
J. Jefferson WR MIN	@SEAL 0-26	2/6 Rec 4 Yd	1.9	WR	4.6	3/4 Rec 26 Yd	SFL 8-26	J. Jeudy WR CLE
J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA	MINW 26-0	2/4 Rec 23 Yd	4.3	WR	2.9	2/3 Rec 14 Yd	@CLEW 26-8	R. Pearsall WR SF
T. McBride TE ARI	@TBL 17-20	8/9 Rec 82 Yd 1 TD	19.7	TE	9.2	3/4 Rec 22 Yd 1 TD	HOUL 16-20	T. Warren TE IND
C. Dicker K LAC	LVW 31-14	1/1 FG 4/4 XP	8.5	K	8	2/2 FG 2/2 XP	@INDW 20-16	K. Fairbairn K HOU
Broncos D/ST DEN	@WASW 27-26	1 INT 2 Sack 2 FF	16	D/ST	20	3 Sack 1 FF	@CLEW 26-8	49ers D/ST SF
K. Lassiter CB HOU	@INDW 20-16	1 Solo	2	CB	5	1 Solo	NYGW 33-15	C. Davis CB NE
D. James S LAC	LVW 31-14	1 Solo 0.5 Sack	2	S	5	2 Solo	@SEAL 0-26	J. Metellus S MIN
W. Anderson DE HOU	@INDW 20-16	2 Solo	3	DE	0.5		@PHIW 24-15	M. Sweat DE CHI
Total			94.57		123.22			Total
Optimum			157.66		156.82			Optimum

Benched
C. Williams QB CHI	@PHIW 24-15	154 Yd 1 TD	10.46	BN	13.56	139 Yd 1 TD	@NEL 15-33	J. Dart QB NYG
C. Hubbard RB CAR	LARW 31-28	83 Yd 2/2 Rec 41 Yd 1 TD	19.9	BN	—		CINL 14-32	J. Hill RB BAL
D. Neal RB NO	@MIAL 17-21	47 Yd 3/3 Rec 22 Yd	8.65	BN	6.4	-1 Yd 6/6 Rec 25 Yd	JACL 3-25	T. Spears RB TEN
C. Godwin WR TB	ARIW 20-17	3/5 Rec 78 Yd	11.05	BN	6.5	4/5 Rec 30 Yd	LVW 31-14	K. Allen WR LAC
C. Sutton WR DEN	@WASW 27-26	5/6 Rec 62 Yd 1 TD	16.2	BN	1.5	1/2 Rec 5 Yd	ARIW 20-17	S. Shepard WR TB
J. Metchie WR NYJ	ATLW 27-24	-2 Yd 4/8 Rec 19 Yd	3.7	BN	14.1	2/3 Rec 41 Yd 1 TD	@NEL 15-33	D. Slayton WR NYG
Q. Johnston WR LAC	LVW 31-14	3/3 Rec 23 Yd 1 TD	10.8	BN	12.9	4/6 Rec 39 Yd 1 TD	LVW 31-14	L. McConkey WR LAC
M. Washington WR MIA	NOW 21-17	4/5 Rec 30 Yd	6.5	BN	12.4	6/9 Rec 79 Yd	@WASW 27-26	E. Engram TE DEN
OUTM. Golden WR GB	@DETW 31-24		—	BN	9	2/2 FG 3/3 XP	@WASW 27-26	W. Lutz K DEN
A. Borregales K NE	NYGW 33-15	4/5 FG 3/3 XP	14	BN	9	6 Solo 1 INT	@DALL 28-31	J. Watson CB KC
Colts D/ST IND	HOUL 16-20	1 INT 2 Sack 1 FF	16	BN	1		HOUL 16-20	L. Latu DE IND
A. Hutchinson DE DET	GBL 24-31	3 Solo	4.5	BN
Total			121.76		86.36			Total

Injured Reserve
C. Skattebo RB NYG	@NEL 15-33		—	IR	—		NOW 21-17	A. Mattison RB MIA
J. Love S SEA	MINW 26-0		—	IR	—		BUFL 7-26	D. Elliott S PIT

Taxi Squad
M. Penix QB ATL	@NYJL 24-27		—	TAXI	—		@TENW 25-3	T. Hunter WR/CB JAC
J. Noel WR HOU	@INDW 20-16	0/1 Rec	0	TAXI	—		@BALW 32-14	S. Stewart DE CIN
Total			121.76		86.36			Total

Week 13 2025 Tue 11/25-Mon 12/1

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad