Fantasy Matchup: Masterbating Manglers @ No One Else’s Shitty Crew · Beards, Beers & BBQ

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 2 2025 Tue 9/9-Mon 9/15
Masterbating Manglers (7-7)	94%	63	36	4	37	140.12
No One Else’s Shitty Crew (11-3)	91%	86	37	13	15	151.08
Final Division Game

Masterbatin..					No One Else..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
B. Young QB CAR	@ARIL 22-27	328 Yd 3 TD	21.32	QB	16.98	207 Yd 2 TD	@DETL 21-52	C. Williams QB CHI
C. McCaffrey RB SF	@NOW 26-21	55 Yd 6/7 Rec 52 Yd 1 TD	21.2	RB	26	132 Yd 1/1 Rec 3 Yd 2 TD	@NYJW 30-10	J. Cook RB BUF
K. Walker RB SEA	@PITW 31-17	105 Yd 1/1 Rec 13 Yd 1 TD	18.8	RB	18.65	94 Yd 3/3 Rec 10 Yd 1 TD	CHIW 52-21	J. Gibbs RB DET
K. Allen WR LAC	@LVW 20-9	5/7 Rec 61 Yd 1 TD	16.1	WR	10.6	3/6 Rec 81 Yd	ATLL 6-22	J. Jefferson WR MIN
L. McConkey WR LAC	@LVW 20-9	5/5 Rec 48 Yd	8.55	WR	16.55	8/10 Rec 103 Yd	@PITW 31-17	J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA
J. Meyers WR JAC	LACL 9-20	6/12 Rec 68 Yd	12.05	FLEX	2.3	23 Yd 0/1 Rec	ATLL 6-22	A. Jones RB MIN
T. Hunter WR/CB JAC	@CINL 27-31	3/6 Rec 22 Yd 2 Solo	7.2	FLEX	17.95	38 Yd 5/6 Rec 39 Yd 1 TD	@ARIL 22-27	C. Hubbard RB CAR
T. Warren TE IND	DENW 29-28	4/7 Rec 79 Yd	11.9	TE	13.05	6/7 Rec 78 Yd	CARW 27-22	T. McBride TE ARI
W. Lutz K DEN	@INDL 28-29	0/1 FG 4/4 XP	3	K	8	2/2 FG 2/2 XP	@LVW 20-9	C. Dicker K LAC
49ers D/ST SF	@NOW 26-21	3 Sack 2 FF	13	D/ST	6	1 Sack	@INDL 28-29	Broncos D/ST DEN
C. Davis CB NE	@MIAW 33-27	2 Solo	3	CB	5.5	4 Solo	@TENW 33-19	Q. Lake S LAR
J. Metellus S MIN	ATLL 6-22	3 Solo	4	S	7	3 Solo	@LVW 20-9	D. James S LAC
OUTL. Latu DE IND	DENW 29-28		—	DE	2.5	1 Solo 1 Sack	CHIW 52-21	A. Hutchinson DE DET
Total			140.12		151.08			Total
Optimum			148.32		164.23			Optimum

Benched
OUTB. Purdy QB SF	@NOW 26-21		—	BN	15.8	295 Yd 2 TD	@PITW 31-17	S. Darnold QB SEA
J. Hill RB BAL	CLEW 41-17	7 Yd 3/3 Rec 18 Yd	4	BN	13.65	45 Yd 2/3 Rec 14 Yd 1 TD	@DALL 37-40	C. Skattebo RB NYG
OUTJ. Wright RB MIA	NEL 27-33		—	BN	—		@HOUW 20-19	C. Godwin WR TB
T. Tracy RB NYG	@DALL 37-40	15 Yd 4/5 Rec 36 Yd	8.1	BN	2.1	1/4 Rec 6 Yd	@INDL 28-29	C. Sutton WR DEN
B. Cooks WR BUF	SFL 21-26	2/2 Rec 26 Yd	4.6	BN	2.45	1/2 Rec 12 Yd	@NYJW 30-10	K. Shakir WR BUF
D. Slayton WR NYG	@DALL 37-40	2/3 Rec 61 Yd	7.6	BN	15.9	-2 Yd 3/7 Rec 71 Yd 1 TD	@LVW 20-9	Q. Johnston WR LAC
J. Jeudy WR CLE	@BALL 17-41	4/8 Rec 51 Yd	8.1	BN	1.5	15 Yd 0/2 Rec	WASW 27-18	M. Golden WR GB
R. Pearsall WR SF	@NOW 26-21	-4 Yd 4/6 Rec 56 Yd	9.7	BN	6	4/6 Rec 35 Yd	LARL 19-33	C. Okonkwo TE TEN
E. Engram TE DEN	@INDL 28-29	1/2 Rec 12 Yd	2.2	BN	—		DENW 29-28	J. Jones CB IND
OUTM. Brown CB JAC	@CINL 27-31		—	BN	2.5	1 Solo	@PITW 31-17	J. Love S SEA
OUTD. Elliott S PIT	SEAL 17-31		—	BN	2	1 Solo	PHIL 17-20	G. Karlaftis DE KC
C. Granderson NO	SFL 21-26	5 Solo 2 Sack	2	BN	4.5	3 Solo 1 Sack	TBL 19-20	W. Anderson DE HOU
Total			47.5		71.7			Total

Injured Reserve
A. Mattison RB MIA	NEL 27-33		—	IR	—		SFL 21-26	T. Hill TE NO
T. Spears RB TEN	LARL 19-33		—	IR

Taxi Squad
J. Dart QB NYG	@DALL 37-40		-0.3	TAXI	5.3	135 Yd	@MINW 22-6	M. Penix QB ATL
S. Stewart DE CIN	JACW 31-27	1 Solo	1.5	TAXI	0		TBL 19-20	J. Noel WR HOU
Total			47.5		71.7			Total

Week 2 2025 Tue 9/9-Mon 9/15

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad