gets

• QGeorge Kittle

  TE SF (14)
  (rank: 13-89)

The Illegitimate Kids

gets

• Isaiah Likely

  TE BAL (7)
  (rank: 45-254)
• 2026 1st round pick 1.11 ^#11 (Yippee Ki-Y..)

Only Fants

gets

• QMalik Nabers

  WR NYG (14)
  (rank: 119-305-WR6)
• QColston Loveland

  TE CHI (5)
  (rank: 12-84-TE4)

gets

• Jaxon Smith-Njigba

  WR SEA (8)
  (rank: 2-21-WR3)

gets

• Davante Adams

  WR LAR (8)
  (rank: 18-81-WR16)

The Illegitimate Kids

gets

• Elijah Arroyo

  TE SEA (8)
  (rank: 60-330)
• 2026 2nd round pick 2.10 ^#22 (The Orange ..)
• 2026 3rd round pick 3.10 ^#34 (The Orange ..)

Rum and Gun

gets

• Oronde Gadsden

  TE LAC (12)
  (rank: 17-126)

gets

• Tyler Allgeier

  RB ATL (5)
  (rank: 43-137)

gets

• Trevor Etienne

  RB CAR (14)
  (rank: 63-214)
• Elic Ayomanor

  WR TEN (10)
  (rank: 68-199)

Yippee Ki-Yay mother fu#@3r

gets

• Rico Dowdle

  RB CAR (14)
  (rank: 15-35)