Fantasy Matchup: Fucking the Karen At Publix After Work @ Waterboy · No Name · NFL

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 9 2025 Tue 10/28-Mon 11/3
Fucking the Karen At Publix After Work (2-12)	54%	88	16	12	0	116.3
Waterboy (8-6)	82%	194	40	0	19	252.85
Final Non-Division Game

Fucking the..							Waterboy
Name	Opp	Stats	Total		Pos		Total	Stats	Opp	Name
OUTK. Murray QB ARI	@DALW 27-17		—		QB		13	250 Yd	@BUFL 21-28	P. Mahomes QB KC
D. Henry RB BAL	@MIAW 28-6	119 Yd 1/1 Rec 2 Yd	13.1		RB		17.4	114 Yd 1 TD	NOW 34-10	K. Williams RB LAR
J. Dobbins RB DEN	@HOUW 18-15	61 Yd 1/1 Rec -2 Yd	6.9		RB		6.7	18 Yd 3/4 Rec 19 Yd	SFL 24-34	T. Tracy RB NYG
J. Taylor RB IND	@PITL 20-27	45 Yd 2/2 Rec 12 Yd	7.7		FLEX		8.3	-4 Yd 4/10 Rec 27 Yd	@HOUW 18-15	T. Franklin WR DEN
D. Samuel WR WAS	SEAL 14-38	3 Yd 5/6 Rec 41 Yd	12.4		WR		33.1	7/9 Rec 121 Yd 2 TD	CHIL 42-47	T. Higgins WR CIN
N. Collins WR HOU	DENL 15-18	7/11 Rec 75 Yd	14.5		WR		19.5	6/13 Rec 115 Yd	@PITL 20-27	A. Pierce WR IND
P. Freiermuth TE PIT	INDW 27-20	3/4 Rec 27 Yd 1 TD	11.7		TE		9.6	3/7 Rec 26 Yd	JACL 29-30	M. Mayer TE LV
E. McPherson K CIN	CHIL 42-47	2/3 FG 4/4 XP	11		K		—		SEAL 14-38	J. Moody K WAS
J. Dean CB TB	BYE		—		CB		13.5	2 Solo 1 INT	@CINW 47-42	N. Wright CB CHI
OUTP. Adebo CB NYG	SFL 24-34		—		CB		8	2 Solo	DENL 15-18	D. Stingley CB HOU
IRD. Elliott S PIT	INDW 27-20		—		S		8	3 Solo	BALL 6-28	M. Fitzpatrick S MIA
Q. Lake S LAR	NOW 34-10	2 Solo	5		S		10	4 Solo	MINL 24-27	B. Branch S DET
					EDR		1		SFL 24-34	K. Thibodeaux EDR NYG
					EDR		10.5	1 Solo 1 Sack	@TENW 27-20	T. Tuipulotu EDR LAC
B. Fiske IL LAR	NOW 34-10	1 Solo 1 Sack	11		IL		18.5	4 Solo 1 Sack	ARIL 17-27	K. Clark IL DAL
					IL		4.5	1 Solo	@DETW 27-24	J. Allen IL MIN
R. Spillane LB NE	ATLW 24-23	2 Solo	7		LB		19	5 Solo 1 INT	@CINW 47-42	T. Edmunds LB CHI
A. Al-Shaair LB HOU	DENL 15-18	4 Solo	16		LB		34.25	10 Solo 1 INT	INDW 27-20	P. Wilson LB PIT
					LB		9	2 Solo	CHIL 42-47	D. Knight LB CIN
					FLEX		9	1 Solo 1 Sack	DENL 15-18	W. Anderson EDR HOU
Total			116.3				252.85			Total
Optimum			212.15				306.05			Optimum

Benched
J. Love QB GB	CARL 13-16	273 Yd	13.75		BN		18.15	235 Yd 2 TD	@NYGW 34-24	M. Jones QB SF
C. Hubbard RB CAR	@GBW 16-13	17 Yd 0/1 Rec	4.7		BN		5.15	79 Yd	DENL 15-18	OUTC. Stroud QB HOU
J. Warren RB PIT	INDW 27-20	31 Yd 2/2 Rec -2 Yd 2 TD	16.9		BN		26.95	221 Yd 3 TD	@NEL 23-24	M. Penix QB ATL
Z. Charbonnet RB SEA	@WASW 38-14	25 Yd 1/1 Rec 21 Yd	5.6		BN		—		BYE	B. Hall RB NYJ
D. Moore WR CHI	@CINW 47-42	17 Yd 4/6 Rec 72 Yd 2 TD	23		BN		—		BYE	I. Davis RB NYJ
J. Meyers WR JAC	JACL 29-30	4/6 Rec 23 Yd	6.3		BN		1.9		SEAL 14-38	OUTL. McCaffrey WR WAS
R. Bateman WR BAL	@MIAW 28-6	2/4 Rec 13 Yd 1 TD	9.3		BN		9	2/2 FG 2/2 XP	LACL 20-27	J. Slye K TEN
OUTJ. Palmer WR BUF	KCW 28-21		—		BN		12.5	5 Solo	@WASW 38-14	D. Witherspoon CB SEA
T. McMillan WR CAR	@GBW 16-13	4/6 Rec 46 Yd	8.6		BN		10	4 Solo	@MIAW 28-6	N. Wiggins CB BAL
B. Bowers TE LV	JACL 29-30	6 Yd 12/13 Rec 127 Yd 3 TD	43.3		BN		—		BYE	T. Smith S TB
PUPJ. Owusu-Koramoah LB CLE	BYE		—		BN		—		ARIL 17-27	Q. Williams IL DAL
					BN		—		@MIAW 28-6	T. Simpson LB BAL
					BN		12	2 Solo	DENL 15-18	H. To'oTo'o LB HOU
					BN
					BN
Total			159.55				129.8			Total

Injured Reserve
R. Mostert RB LV	JACL 29-30	1/1 Rec 14 Yd	22.6		IR		—		CARL 13-16	IRDM. Lloyd RB GB
					IR		—		BYE	IRB. Allen RB NYJ
					IR		—		BYE	OUTQ. Judkins RB CLE
					IR		—		@PITL 20-27	IRS. Shrader K IND
					IR		—		@LVW 30-29	IRT. Hunter WR/CB JAC

Taxi Squad
IRA. Gibson RB NE	ATLW 24-23		—		TAXI		—		@CINW 47-42	OUTR. Johnson RB CHI
R. Dowdle RB CAR	@GBW 16-13	130 Yd 2/3 Rec 11 Yd 2 TD	28.1		TAXI		—		@GBW 16-13	PUPJ. Brooks RB CAR
IRT. Chandler RB MIN	@DETW 27-24		—		TAXI		—		ARIL 17-27	OUTJ. Blue RB DAL
D. Johnson WR FA			—		TAXI		1.7	1/1 Rec 7 Yd	@PITL 20-27	A. Mitchell WR NYJ
J. Dotson WR PHI	BYE		—		TAXI		1.4	1/1 Rec 4 Yd	DENL 15-18	J. Higgins WR HOU
					TAXI		20.8	4/4 Rec 48 Yd 2 TD	@WASW 38-14	T. Horton WR SEA
					TAXI		—		BYE	M. Taylor TE NYJ
					TAXI		10.25		@NEL 23-24	J. Pearce EDR ATL
					TAXI		—		@TENW 27-20	IRJ. Colson LB LAC
Total			159.55				129.8			Total