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Week 5 2025 Tue 9/30-Mon 10/6

TeamCoach Rating1234Total
(11-3)
97%
183
150
19
9
361.05
Fucking the Karen At Publix After Work
(2-12)
88%
123
50
17
0
189.9
Final Non-Division Game
TeamGameTimeDescriptionScore
SF@LAR2nd2:04Mac Jones Incomplete Pass to Luke Farrell Nate Landman1-0
SF@LAR2nd1:20Mac Jones Incomplete Pass to Jake Tonges Nate Landman2-0
SF@LAR4th8:04Mac Jones Incomplete Pass to Jake Tonges Nate Landman3-0
Fucking the..		SF@LAR4th4:33Mac Jones Incomplete Pass to Malik Turner Quentin Lake3-1
SF@LAROT6:49-9 yard Sack Kobie Turner4.5-1
MIN@CLE1st13:58David Njoku 12 yard Passing Completion from Dillon Gabriel Isaiah Rodgers6.7-1
MIN@CLE2nd15:00David Njoku 12 yard Passing Completion from Dillon Gabriel Eric Wilson8.9-1
MIN@CLE2nd0:30David Njoku 17 yard Passing Completion from Dillon Gabriel Isaiah Rodgers11.6-1
MIN@CLE3rd6:42David Njoku 6 yard Passing Completion from Dillon Gabriel Javon Hargrave13.2-1
MIN@CLE3rd3:09David Njoku 9 yard Passing TD from Dillon Gabriel21.1-1
MIN@CLE4th9:18David Njoku 11 yard Passing Completion from Dillon Gabriel Dallas Turner23.2-1
Fucking the..		DEN@PHI1st14:53J.K. Dobbins 3 yard Rushing Attempt Jihaad Campbell23.2-1.3
Fucking the..		LV@IND1st14:21Jonathan Taylor -2 yard Rushing Attempt Maxx Crosby, Malcolm Koonce23.2-1.1
Fucking the..		DEN@PHI1st14:17J.K. Dobbins 3 yard Rushing Attempt Reed Blankenship23.2-1.4
Fucking the..		HOU@BAL1st14:12Nico Collins 24 yard Passing Completion from C.J. Stroud Malaki Starks23.2-4.8
Fucking the..		DEN@PHI1st9:32J.K. Dobbins 1 yard Rushing Attempt Jalen Carter23.2-4.9
Fucking the..		HOU@BAL1st9:20Derrick Henry 1 yard Rushing Attempt E.J. Speed23.2-5
Fucking the..		DEN@PHI1st9:01J.K. Dobbins 3 yard Rushing Attempt Jalen Carter23.2-5.3
Fucking the..		HOU@BAL1st6:54Derrick Henry 2 yard Rushing Attempt Kamari Lassiter23.2-5.5
Fucking the..		HOU@BAL1st5:36Derrick Henry 4 yard Rushing Attempt M.J. Stewart23.2-5.9
Fucking the..		HOU@BAL1st5:00Derrick Henry -1 yard Rushing Attempt Henry To'oTo'o23.2-5.8
DAL@NYJ1st5:00Brandon Aubrey 35 yard Field Goal Made26.2-5.8
Fucking the..		LV@IND1st0:28Jonathan Taylor 4 yard Rushing Attempt Jonah Laulu26.2-6.2
Fucking the..		DEN@PHI2nd15:00J.K. Dobbins 5 yard Passing Completion from Bo Nix Zack Baun26.2-7.7
Fucking the..		LV@IND2nd15:00Jonathan Taylor 2 yard Rushing Attempt Malcolm Koonce26.2-7.9
Fucking the..		DEN@PHI2nd14:24J.K. Dobbins 10 yard Rushing Attempt Jihaad Campbell26.2-8.9
Fucking the..		DEN@PHI2nd13:45J.K. Dobbins 7 yard Rushing Attempt Zack Baun26.2-9.6
Fucking the..		LV@IND2nd13:42Jonathan Taylor 8 yard Passing Completion from Daniel Jones Charles Snowden26.2-11.4
DAL@NYJ2nd11:40Brandon Aubrey XP27.2-11.4
Fucking the..		HOU@BAL2nd11:13Cooper Rush Incomplete Pass to Rashod Bateman Azeez Al-Shaair27.2-12.4
Fucking the..		HOU@BAL2nd11:09Derrick Henry 2 yard Rushing Attempt M.J. Stewart27.2-12.6
Fucking the..		LV@IND2nd9:29Jonathan Taylor 1 yard Rushing Attempt Charles Snowden27.2-12.7
Fucking the..		LV@IND2nd8:44Jonathan Taylor -1 yard Rushing Attempt Jonah Laulu, Jeremy Chinn27.2-12.6
Fucking the..		LV@IND2nd8:01Jonathan Taylor 3 yard Rushing TD27.2-18.9
Fucking the..		DEN@PHI2nd5:41J.K. Dobbins 1 yard Rushing Attempt Moro Ojomo27.2-19
Fucking the..		HOU@BAL2nd5:40Nico Collins 10 yard Passing TD from C.J. Stroud27.2-27
Fucking the..		HOU@BAL2nd4:00Nico Collins 8 yard Rushing Attempt Malaki Starks27.2-27.8
Fucking the..		LV@IND2nd3:14Jonathan Taylor 1 yard Rushing Attempt Elandon Roberts27.2-27.9
DEN@PHI2nd2:34-2 yard Sack Nik Bonitto28.7-27.9
LV@IND2nd1:29Daniel Jones Incomplete Pass to Ashton Dulin Jeremy Chinn29.7-27.9
Fucking the..		LV@IND2nd1:02Jonathan Taylor 16 yard Rushing Attempt Isaiah Pola-Mao29.7-29.5
DAL@NYJ2nd0:57Brandon Aubrey XP30.7-29.5
Fucking the..		LV@IND2nd0:29Jonathan Taylor 5 yard Passing Completion from Daniel Jones Malcolm Koonce30.7-31
Fucking the..		DEN@PHI3rd13:18J.K. Dobbins -2 yard Rushing Attempt Jihaad Campbell, Zack Baun30.7-30.8
Fucking the..		LV@IND3rd12:57Daniel Jones Rushing Attempt Fumble recovered by Jonathan Taylor Kyu Blu Kelly30.7-33.8
Fucking the..		LV@IND3rd11:33Jonathan Taylor 7 yard Passing Completion from Daniel Jones Devin White30.7-35.5
Fucking the..		HOU@BAL3rd11:27Derrick Henry 5 yard Rushing Attempt Jalen Pitre30.7-36
Fucking the..		LV@IND3rd10:56Jonathan Taylor 12 yard Rushing Attempt Isaiah Pola-Mao30.7-37.2
Fucking the..		HOU@BAL3rd10:51Derrick Henry 3 yard Rushing Attempt Derek Barnett30.7-37.5
Fucking the..		LV@IND3rd10:19Jonathan Taylor 3 yard Rushing Attempt Jonah Laulu30.7-37.8
Fucking the..		DEN@PHI3rd9:43J.K. Dobbins 17 yard Rushing Attempt Kelee Ringo30.7-39.5
Fucking the..		DEN@PHI3rd9:06J.K. Dobbins 2 yard Rushing Attempt Joshua Uche30.7-39.7
Fucking the..		LV@IND3rd9:02Jonathan Taylor 4 yard Rushing Attempt JJ Pegues30.7-40.1
Fucking the..		LV@IND3rd8:22Jonathan Taylor 8 yard Rushing Attempt Devin White30.7-40.9
Fucking the..		LV@IND3rd7:44Jonathan Taylor 3 yard Rushing Attempt Isaiah Pola-Mao30.7-41.2
Fucking the..		LV@IND3rd6:58Jonathan Taylor 1 yard Rushing TD30.7-47.3
Fucking the..		HOU@BAL3rd5:13Derrick Henry 2 yard Rushing Attempt Jalen Pitre30.7-47.5
Fucking the..		DEN@PHI3rd4:38J.K. Dobbins 2 yard Rushing Attempt Azeez Ojulari30.7-47.7
DAL@NYJ3rd4:33Brandon Aubrey XP31.7-47.7
Fucking the..		HOU@BAL3rd3:46Derrick Henry 2 yard Rushing Attempt Henry To'oTo'o31.7-47.9
DEN@PHI3rd3:32-11 yard Sack Nik Bonitto34.7-47.9
Fucking the..		LV@IND3rd3:09Jonathan Taylor 3 yard Rushing Attempt Elandon Roberts34.7-48.2
Fucking the..		HOU@BAL3rd2:48Derrick Henry 1 yard Rushing TD34.7-54.3
Fucking the..		LV@IND3rd2:30Jonathan Taylor 6 yard Rushing TD34.7-60.9
Fucking the..		LV@IND3rd2:27Jonathan Taylor 2 Pt Conversion Rushing34.7-62.9
Fucking the..		DEN@PHI3rd2:03J.K. Dobbins 5 yard Rushing Attempt Zack Baun34.7-63.4
Fucking the..		HOU@BAL3rd1:13Nico Collins 14 yard Passing Completion from C.J. Stroud Jaire Alexander34.7-65.8
Fucking the..		DEN@PHI4th15:00J.K. Dobbins 13 yard Rushing Attempt Andrew Mukuba34.7-67.1
Fucking the..		DEN@PHI4th13:48J.K. Dobbins 5 yard Rushing Attempt Jalen Carter34.7-67.6
Fucking the..		DEN@PHI4th13:16J.K. Dobbins 2 yard Rushing TD34.7-73.8
Fucking the..		HOU@BAL4th11:30Nico Collins 4 yard Passing Completion from C.J. Stroud Nate Wiggins34.7-75.2
Fucking the..		HOU@BAL4th7:27Derrick Henry 7 yard Rushing Attempt Henry To'oTo'o34.7-75.9
Fucking the..		HOU@BAL4th6:50Derrick Henry 5 yard Rushing Attempt Henry To'oTo'o34.7-76.4
DAL@NYJ4th4:31Brandon Aubrey XP35.7-76.4
Fucking the..		DEN@PHI4th4:19J.K. Dobbins 4 yard Rushing Attempt Andrew Mukuba35.7-76.8
Fucking the..		DEN@PHI4th2:39J.K. Dobbins 1 yard Rushing Attempt Joshua Uche35.7-76.9
Fucking the..		DEN@PHI4th2:21J.K. Dobbins 1 yard Rushing Attempt Jalen Carter35.7-77
Fucking the..		DEN@PHI4th2:16J.K. Dobbins 1 yard Rushing Attempt Moro Ojomo35.7-77.1
DEN@PHI4th2:00-1 yard Sack Zack Baun38.7-77.1
DEN@PHI4th1:06-4 yard Sack Nik Bonitto41.7-77.1
TB@SEA1st14:15Chris Godwin 13 yard Passing Completion from Baker Mayfield Ernest Jones42.35-77.1
Fucking the..		TEN@ARI1st14:01Trey McBride 10 yard Passing Completion from Kyler Murray Amani Hooker42.35-77.6
TB@SEA1st13:35Cade Otton 27 yard Passing Completion from Baker Mayfield Tyrice Knight43.7-77.6
Fucking the..		TEN@ARI1st13:25Michael Carter 9 yard Passing Completion from Kyler Murray Xavier Woods43.7-78.05
TB@SEA1st12:53Rachaad White 4 yard Passing Completion from Baker Mayfield Nick Emmanwori43.9-78.05
Fucking the..		TEN@ARI1st12:08Kyler Murray 3 yard Rushing Attempt Cody Barton43.9-78.35
Fucking the..		TEN@ARI1st11:14Marvin Harrison 43 yard Passing Completion from Kyler Murray Xavier Woods43.9-80.5
TB@SEA1st10:57Cade Otton 12 yard Passing Completion from Baker Mayfield Drake Thomas44.5-80.5
TB@SEA1st10:08Sean Tucker -4 yard Passing Completion from Baker Mayfield Derion Kendrick, Boye Mafe44.3-80.5
TB@SEA1st9:26Sterling Shepard 5 yard Passing Completion from Baker Mayfield Riq Woolen44.55-80.5
TB@SEA1st8:41Baker Mayfield 4 yard Rushing Attempt Nick Emmanwori44.95-80.5
Fucking the..		TEN@ARI1st4:24Marvin Harrison 20 yard Passing Completion from Kyler Murray Jalyn Armour-Davis44.95-81.5
TB@SEA1st3:28Baker Mayfield 8 yard Rushing Attempt Ty Okada45.75-81.5
Fucking the..		TEN@ARI1st3:00Marvin Harrison 16 yard Passing Completion from Kyler Murray Cody Barton45.75-82.3
Fucking the..		TEN@ARI1st2:23Greg Dortch 4 yard Passing Completion from Kyler Murray Quandre Diggs45.75-82.5
TB@SEA1st2:02Emeka Egbuka 9 yard Passing Completion from Baker Mayfield Derion Kendrick48.1-82.5
Fucking the..		TEN@ARI1st0:46Kyler Murray 12 yard Rushing TD48.1-89.7
TB@SEA1st0:41Baker Mayfield 3 yard Rushing Attempt Tyrice Knight48.4-89.7
TB@SEA2nd15:00Rachaad White 3 yard Passing Completion from Baker Mayfield Nick Emmanwori48.55-89.7
Fucking the..		TEN@ARI2nd13:19Michael Carter 2 yard Passing Completion from Kyler Murray Jalyn Armour-Davis48.55-89.8